Trainwreck Gabrielle Jeannette Hanna / Gabbie Hanna / The Gabbie Show - You will never understand the trauma of having a middle eastern nose

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PurpleEater

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she's really become a boring, depressed, quirky basic bitch emo girl, which I guess is the official new shtick.
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Sure, Gabbie...anyway, here's the new song and video:

She's already gotten her teenage simps to spam radio stations' social media accounts begging for airplay:
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Not sure what kind of Andrew Lloyd Weber hallucination this is attempting to be, but....
 

Anya15

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Love that her song confirms what I knew from the moment she started everything months back: she gets off using her platform to abuse people. Just wow…if I ever would wish canceling was worth a shit, it would be because this psycho needs it more than ever. She is definitely someone that shouldn’t have a platform and needs to be in a padded room.
 

protec cat

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Who knows how to pull Instagram stories? Some great content on her insta about how Gabbie thinks Pete Davidson (love interests including Ariana Grande and Kim K.....) and her are soul mates because they both had public meltdowns and are mentally ill.

Oh! And she also liked him before it was cool (:

It's like she doesn't even want to give me a chance to like her
Use YouTube-dl with a desktop or whatever browser. That should work.
 

Dammit Janet!

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Who the fuck is paying money to see Gabbie Hanna in 2022? I could understand during her vine days only IF she was doing comedy skits with other people, but this is just a waste of time and energy imo.
If I were Gabbie I would just kick back and enjoy being a has-been. Make some good investments to stay in SoCal and stay out of the public eye. Or even better just fuck off to the mountains or some midwestern state where no one really gives a shit if you were once famous on the internet except for a few zoomers who notice you while you go to your local starbucks. But Gabbie would never do that. Bad attention is better than no attention. She's like a haunted doll in a horror movie that just refuses to die. No matter what you do, Gabbie will always be there, screeching into her phone and pretending to be #SoMentallyIll🤪 forever. Wish she would go back to doing unhinged podcasts again trying to defend herself against whatever dumb bullshit she got herself into again by being a cunt to someone.
 

snailslime

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Who the fuck is paying money to see Gabbie Hanna in 2022? I could understand during her vine days only IF she was doing comedy skits with other people, but this is just a waste of time and energy imo.
If I were Gabbie I would just kick back and enjoy being a has-been. Make some good investments to stay in SoCal and stay out of the public eye. Or even better just fuck off to the mountains or some midwestern state where no one really gives a shit if you were once famous on the internet except for a few zoomers who notice you while you go to your local starbucks. But Gabbie would never do that. Bad attention is better than no attention. She's like a haunted doll in a horror movie that just refuses to die. No matter what you do, Gabbie will always be there, screeching into her phone and pretending to be #SoMentallyIll🤪 forever. Wish she would go back to doing unhinged podcasts again trying to defend herself against whatever dumb bullshit she got herself into again by being a cunt to someone.
if she wasn't batshit insane and tryhardy, she could be a successful singer right now
 

4Macie

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Haven’t seen anything about this lolcow in forever and suddenly she pops up on my shit and she’s claiming to be a psychic medium.

I’m assuming that’s a new claim? I know she’s claimed to have ghosts following her around and haunting her. But now she can talk to them? Woof.

I’m ancient boomer so I don’t know how to link or archive this shit, but if anyone has access to her Facebook it was the last thing she posted today. It’s a post plus TikTok.
 

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Haven’t seen anything about this lolcow in forever and suddenly she pops up on my shit and she’s claiming to be a psychic medium.

I’m assuming that’s a new claim? I know she’s claimed to have ghosts following her around and haunting her. But now she can talk to them? Woof.

I’m ancient boomer so I don’t know how to link or archive this shit, but if anyone has access to her Facebook it was the last thing she posted today. It’s a post plus TikTok.

It's been a minute since I've checked in on Gabbie but yeah, she's sperging about angels and aliens and cosmic beings again. "Gaslighting myself into believing this isn't real pushed me to a psychotic break. I got fucking brain scans."

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Seen The Butcher

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PurpleEater

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I thought I'd give some updates to this mostly dead thread since Gabbie has a debut rock album she's releasing soon (lol). Her website also has a really hideous new design that doesn't overlay well when you scroll through.
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She's also obsessing over people insulting her schnoz.
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Some attention-whoring/baiting, as I'm sure she misses her simps who jerked off to her regularly (not sure if they still do, but her subreddit seems inactive-ish now):
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All this girl ever does is whine and bathe in her own self-pity. Maybe try volunteering, working with kids or helping out less fortunate people, Gabbie. Maybe go traveling the world, learn a new language, or I don't know, just enjoy your fucking mansion and cushy, privileged, lavish lifestyle ( 🌈 🌈 🌈 ). I know she's a chronically self-loathing, unhappy narcissist, but she really goes out of her way to be miserable.
 

Amira Rose

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All this girl ever does is whine and bathe in her own self-pity. Maybe try volunteering, working with kids or helping out less fortunate people, Gabbie. Maybe go traveling the world, learn a new language, or I don't know, just enjoy your fucking mansion and cushy, privileged, lavish lifestyle ( 🌈 🌈 🌈 ). I know she's a chronically self-loathing, unhappy narcissist, but she really goes out of her way to be miserable.

Gabbie is a narcissist. If it's not about her, she'll make it about her.
Doing volunteer work would drive her mad. She's too selfish to do this. I just can't see her working with kids. She'd try and persuade them to watch her on YT and join her cult.

Don't give Gabbie video ideas. She'll make so many storytimes of shit that never even happened if she travelled. If she actually did any good in the world, stopped being miserable then there wouldn't be a story for her to tell. She wouldn't be able to e-beg and have people feel sorry for her. Why does this girl just make me so mad!?

Somewhat related to the 2nd pic in the quote, every time she does stuff like this it pisses me off. She shamed someone she was dating years ago for doing porn or having nudes on the internet. I cannot find the video for the life of me but I remember it existing. She didn't date the guy anymore after finding out from a friend or someone about it. I'm sure he's grateful that he managed to get away from this basket case.
 

a_lurker

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All she had to do was wink the b-hole and clap that donkey ass into the camera and collect simpbux. Instead she hibernates for the winter in a tanning bed, goes on the coke diet, looks like a crackhead leather handbag chimera and start chasing all this pretentious artsy fartsy bullshit.

She wasnt as annoying when she was on vine with semi funny people. The only gabbie fans were there for the fat donkey ass. Whats left of her career/fame/notoriety is probably in a tanning bed somewhere like the grease left in the ridges of a George foreman grill.

No one gives a fuck about the dying cat singing, or the burnt pancake orangatan titties she tries to let "slip", only those fat fucking asscheeks.
 

Eilistraee

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I remember the last time I put dramatic words over a picture of my face. I was 13 and I wrote them on my ds.

The arrested development and lack of shame is always a treat with Gabbie :)