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Trainwreck Gwen Hartley & The Hartley HooligansAttention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Disabled Gremlins & Neglected Human Son, #FreeCallum

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Who is the best Hartley Child?

  1. #TeamClaire

    16 vote(s)
    2.2%
  2. #TeamLola

    18 vote(s)
    2.5%
  3. #FreeCallum

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  1. B9DACF2A-5710-491F-9E7E-DA477781097C.jpeg
    Looks like a daddy/daughter hairstyle to me.

    She’s clearly fascinated by that chicken her eyes aren’t looking at.
     
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  2. Lola probably gets a lot more photo-op outings because she’s got to be a 100x easier to transport around than Claire with her gangly painfully distorted limbs going in all directions.
     
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  3. Do they not see that this is no different than a turn of the century sideshow? The comparison between sideshow performers Schlitzie and even the microcephalic Snow Sisters has already been made many times, but Claire and Lola remind me more of the case of Julia Pastrana. Julia Pastrana was a sideshow "ape woman" and toured with her husband around the world. She got pregnant and her and the child died shortly after birth. Her husband then stuffed both Julia and her ape baby and toured the world once again with their corpses for many years. Gwen is displaying these living stuffed corpses via the internet no differently than Julia Pastrana's husband trotting out his attention getting money makers, only he didn't have to change diapers.
     
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  4. She really does look like Tingle in that pic. Why would you do that to your already grotesquely deformed kid?
     
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  5. Money and fawning adoration of facebook/instagram speds?
     
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    Feline Darkmage

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  6. Screenshot_20180708-134344.jpg This is A fucking disgrace. Screenshot_20180708-134344.jpg Screenshot_20180708-134344.jpg Screenshot_20180708-134344.jpg
     
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    #3266 CocaineWhiteCrocs, Jul 11, 2018 at 7:19 PM
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  7. Well as far as activities with Lola goes her sucking down tard cum is peak Lola. It’s about the only thing Dad can “do” with her that doesn’t involve cleaning up vomit or shit.

    ETA: Lola looks like she’s dripping with sweat. If Dad is so hot he’s just in shorts why the hell is Lola in long sleeves, pants and socks? It’s not like she needs pants and socks to cover her skin while she crawls around. Look like they are making a baked potato.
     
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  8. It's a week late, but here's a happy 4th from the houseplants !
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    Is Lola's rash finally gone, or is Gwen just using a filter on her again?
     
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  9. It’s been filtered/adjusted but I think that’s the case with almost every photo she posts anymore and has been for awhile. The color palette pop is always the give away to a filter and contrast tune.
     
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  10. how are they always in inappropriate clothes? during winter they’re bare, and in summer they’re smothered. wtf Gwen
     
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  11. You can see her hair is soaked, too and her face is all red. Unless she just got out of the bath or something.
     
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  12. Soft Rot Diseases of Potatoes.
     
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  13. I don't like this comparing them to potatoes. Potatoes are tasty.

    But still. That photo is horrifying. The dad(dont know his name) looks miserable, and Lola looks like she's in pain. It's pretty sad- being fed (prolly warm) tard cum in the summer while wearing long sleeves, you're a degree away from heatstroke, and you can't do anything about it.
     
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  14. Not the rotten ones...Have you ever smelled a really rotten potato? Not just one that's been stored a little long and is growing those weird eye-buds, but one that's full on in a state of rot? It is nasty. Like shit that's been fermenting in a container moldy cheese. Between the feta cheese hands and the diapers full of the goat's tard cum and pureed-mush shits, I imagine that Lola and Claire probably smell very similar to a damp cellar full of rotten potatoes.
     
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  15. I've gotten so used to the Gruesome Twosome that my eyes wandered around the picture to the dog looking exceedingly miserable. Poor guy gets to watch Lola suffer (in as much as possible) while he suffers himself.

    The picture strikes me as something Gwen wouldn't post on account of being so unflattering. Everyone in the picture looks dead or either contemplating death.
     
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  16. Gwen's posted pictures that look even less flattering than that...way way less flattering. Although she's embarrassed when photos clearly show Lola's rash and tries to camouflage them with filters, she will post pics of her poor dog looking even skinnier and sicker than he does in that last photo. She's posted photos of Lola straining to take a shit while scott squeezes her stomach like its a stress ball(See Below), pics of Claire with her eyes bulging out of her head and her limbs twisted like pretzels. which makes her look like she both starring in and watching a horror movie at the same time- and there are many more example...Gwen is a bit delusional and confused regarding what's cute and what's horrifying.
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  17. I couldn't resist the avatar change.
     
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  18. Posting pics of your teen daughter trying to take a shit. She's so sassy and quirky!
     
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