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World “Halal Richard Branson” Wants To Start UK’s First Sharia-Compliant Airline

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  1. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6412648/britain-sharia-muslim-airline/
    REMOVE KEBAB AIRLINE.
     
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  2. But how are they gonna find a burkha big enough to cover an entire plane?
     
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  3. The 9/11 jokes practically write themselves.
     
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  4. Given the target demographic, I see this endeavour crashing and burning. With any luck, it will never get off the ground.
     
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  5. Aren’t there like several airlines that are operated by Muslims in Muslim countries? I get this guy is trying to operate in the UK area, but I imagine the high paying Gulf Mullahs who want Sharia compliant flights will still just take Qatari or Emirates to get around.
     
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  6. Yea this won't happen, it's absurdly costly to open an airline even on a small tiny scale the amount of operating licences you need (yea insert stupid joke here, but it's a multinational thing), the cost of a small aircraft for longer distances, it's absurd even on the preowned market for the purchase price of cargo let alone one with a passenger certification (that add's about 50% to the cost of said aircraft), add in maintenance cost's, that you have to farm out to a 3rd party because you can't afford your own techs... and then the temptation creeps in to take the aircraft to places like the middle east and africa for maintiance... then your maintiance costs drop but the likely hood of a critical aircraft to ground interface tripples.

    Landing fee's, take off fees, ground crew fees etc it all add's up, the only reason Branson was able to launch Virgin Atlantic was timing and him playing the long game and buying a lot of old TWA and BA aircraft when one went into liquidation and the other was contracting faster than an anorexics waistline.

    And this is when I looked at the costs 4 years ago when a story about airline profitability came up.
     
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  7. Yeah, because they serve booze.
     
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  8. :story::story::story:

    So this guy who has no relations to the air travel, airlines, or airports except for cleaning toilets at one somehow thought it was a good idea to demand airports pay him to have the privilege of having his airline use their airport? How did that possibly make sense in his mind? Did he demand the airports pay him or else he'd call ISIS, or did Allah tell him he'd work his :islamic: and all would be well? At this rate, he'll be back to cleaning toilets in no time.
     
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  9. We all know what you thought of when you read Op's post...
     
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  10. Will feminists groups be upset over this or praise it?



    I already know the answer (:_(
     
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  11. "We love to fly into buildings and it shows."
     
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  12. I don't really see much of a market here. There are plenty of airlines that cater to muslims such as Etihad and Pakistan International Airline (PIA) as they serve halal food as well as not serving alcohol. If you need that much catering just to travel, I don't see the point of going anywhere.
     
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  13. So will they have more or less hijackings?
     
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  14. Sharia airlines are just a fancy term for suicide booths.
     
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  15. Is it really still hijacking if the pilot does it himself?
     
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  16. It depends, if they create an ad campaign people will never forget they'll have a chance. Otherwise the whole thing is just going to collapse.
     
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  17. Fuck that, I’m not flying Allah Akbar Airlines. The food is shitty and goats are all over the place.
     
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  18. This thread:
    :story:

    Anyway, this business is gonna fail. Quite a few airlines already offer halal/kosher (since they're basically the same thing) meals and I'm pretty sure only diehard Muslim extremists refuse to ride in a plane that has alcohol onboard (most Muslims would just not drink any of the alcohol and it would be fine).
     
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  19. You say that but Airline Hijackings where the Political Islam weapon of choice in the 70's and early 80's, most of them carried out on small local Airlines.
     
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  20. When it's prayer time would they just turn the plane towards Mecca for a few minutes?
     
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