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Big Bad Wart

The new Kang in town
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Whenever he says "I'm not gay!" this video on his tit tok come to mind.


>"I don't believe in divorce how bout that?"
>gets divorce with his wife after alleged abuse

This was in the description in the interview video he did with his wife. Its funny imagining him sitting there and seething as he wrote this.
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This Reddit account who claims to be his official PR account. I think it someones larping as him but I'm archiving and posting it here in case i'm wrong.
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The account posted this
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And I found this thread(Part 2) which I found mildly interesting. Anyone know that person is that seems to now who Nick is.
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He did a livestream with I, hypocrite (really boring)
 
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Josef Mengele

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Whenever he says "I'm not gay!" this video on his tit tok come to mind.
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>"I don't believe in divorce how bout that?"
>gets divorce with his wife after alleged abuse

This was in the description in the interview video he did with his wife. Its funny imagining him sitting there and seething as he wrote this.
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This Reddit account who claims to be his official PR account. I think it someones larping as him but I'm archiving and posting it here in case i'm wrong.
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The account posted this
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And I found this thread(Part 2) which I found mildly interesting. Anyone know that person is that seems to now who Nick is.
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He did a livestream with I, hypocrite (really boring)
He recently did a christmas children's book reading and he said in the video, that he got "multiple requests from moms and dads to film a christmas reading for 5 year olds" This is one of the creepiest things i have ever heard.
And as for the Reddit stuff, that was someone who was trolling him, it was discovered in one of the groups (It was entertaining)


Oh yeah and that Amir guy that was mentioned, he is Nick's cousin, apparently him and Nick make a bunch of burner accounts to try and damage control some of Nick's stupider posts. Apparently the site PlayerBlock had some stuff on him too.
Nick gets fake profiles made of him on a regular basis, people also have parody accounts of him on IG. The dude is a total creeper too I'm surprised he hasn't been investigated for something sexual-related.
 

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Josef Mengele

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This guy is hilarious! He's a surreal caricature of a fail-flexing L.A. douchebag.

If you Google "Aly Ashley Jash," you can find a shit-ton of legal documents involving this cretin.
There is evidence this man pooped in his ex-wife's sink, like this dude is wild AF. He also regularly dm's kids and teens so the creep level is real.
 

PurpleSquirrel

You will fuck and suck a new friend tonight!
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There is evidence this man pooped in his ex-wife's sink, like this dude is wild AF. He also regularly dm's kids and teens so the creep level is real.
Yeah, I've been looking at some of the links you posted. He sometimes reminds me of the Try It Out Guy, except that Mr. Champagne is oddly likable, whereas this creep is a thorough douchebag and phony.

And I agree re his sexuality: he's almost certainly a deeply-closeted, massively-in-denial queen.
 

Josef Mengele

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Yeah, I've been looking at some of the links you posted. He sometimes reminds me of the Try It Out Guy, except that Mr. Champagne is oddly likable, whereas this creep is a thorough douchebag and phony.

And I agree re his sexuality: he's almost certainly a deeply-closeted, massively-in-denial queen.
Almost all of the other cool guys (Fedsmoker, Tony Johns, RPC) they are all charismatic and don't come off as full of shit/ complete losers. HRN however is just unlikeable from the get go. Like you can tell this dude is a total loser, the sad thing is he is bringing his family down with him.
 

PurpleSquirrel

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Seriously, if someone just showed me a pic of this dude without explaining who he is, my first guess would be "gay arab barber."
According to the available info, he's of Iranian and Turkish descent. Technically those are both Central Asian rather than Arab ethnicities, but they're part of the Muslim world. Of course, like most of his douchey tribe he's wannabe Black-hoodrat/White-trash, and fails miserably at imitating both those cultures, just like he fails at everything else.
 

Josef Mengele

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Oh yeah,
Seriously, if someone just showed me a pic of this dude without explaining who he is, my first guess would be "gay arab barber."
Yeah that pretty much sums him up. There are like 12 accounts on Insta that are dedicated to trashing this dude, I mean it is like a jungle out there. He regularly falls for the traps they set, he even answers their phone calls when they *67 it is fucking hilarious how much this dude sucks at the internet.
According to the available info, he's of Iranian and Turkish descent. Technically those are both Central Asian rather than Arab ethnicities, but they're part of the Muslim world. Of course, like most of his douchey tribe he's wannabe Black-hoodrat/White-trash, and fails miserably at imitating both those cultures, just like he fails at everything else.
yep his mother is named Helen Jash, and he was originally named Aly Ashley Jash. He changed it because his credit was so bad that credit cards would disintegrate the second he touched them. He fails miserably at trying to be white.
 

Josef Mengele

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Assclown alert!!! There are such high narcissism levels in this video that LA is currently on a Hard Rock Nick lockdown. And I am certain that the far right is going to listen to a painted hardboiled egg.


Here is his latest lie, he claims to have opened a new Hard Rock Hotel in Sweden (one of his many ancestral heritages) it apparently is Alexa-integrated.
HRN at it Again
 
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Toolbox

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Assclown alert!!! There are such high narcissism levels in this video that LA is currently on a Hard Rock Nick lockdown. And I am certain that the far right is going to listen to a painted hardboiled egg.


Here is his latest lie, he claims to have opened a new Hard Rock Hotel in Sweden (one of his many ancestral heritages) it apparently is Alexa-integrated.
HRN at it Again
Why would you want a hotel to listen to you like it's the cold war and you're a foreigner in Soviet territory?
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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How can someone be a part time investor? Wouldn't that mean you invest and then take your money out from time to time? Or does he mean he has a part time investment job? Or does he mean he bought stocks in Netflix?

About the Casinos and his claims of having $350m, if you own a casino in Los Vegas it's safe to assume you have more than $350m The amount of money you have to pay off to keep your casino there and pay people like your CEO is well over $500m (CEOS tend to make $7m or more just in stocks in the casino alone), hell some casinos are looking at $2,964b or more a year just to pay their staff (this is for multiple casinos by the way.)

The cost of entry into owning and running a casino in Los Vegas is a gamble only multi billionaires make.
 

Josef Mengele

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An amazing find. Anyone accused of taking a shit in their ex's sink has my attention.

The food flexing, at first glance, reminds me of Lucas Werner, but this faggot has a fiercer eyebrow game.
Oh he is great, you know how they say scientists are still finding new insect species? It applies 100% to Hard Rock Nick content.

Here's the truck he claims he sold for over $100k. Apparently, buying every tacky accessory Autozone offers and tacky stickers all over your truck really boosts the value.
He used to film when he was driving, he got pulled over like 5 times in 2013 or something like that. This dude is a menace on the open road.
 

Lasersuit Larry

Lasing my way to better days
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I dunno if it's just a natural resting expression from all the zoodles and turkey meatballs he carries in his cheeks, but he has a perpetual duckface, and it bugs me. I'm no fagstrodamus but if this dude secretly wanted to take it up the ass or get the snip, I wouldn't be surprised.
 

Furret

Going to walk all over the world one day.
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Looking at these screenshots, it seems like some people actually believe this guy when he brags about how rich and cool he is, which is baffling because he's so obviously bullshitting. The guy flexes buying laundry supplies, how can people possibly think he's actually worth millions? Are they just trolls?
 

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