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Hey guys what's the deal with asexuals, am I right??

  1. they are just the left's version of incels.

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  2. asexuals are good, and valid, and braver than any US marine.

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  1. From the best and brightest at Vice dot com:
     
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  2. >I don’t feel sexual attraction
    >I feel romantically attracted to people


    smells like bitch in here
     
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  3. Sorry snowflake, words have meaning. Also, you are a mentally ill degenerate.
     
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  4. Remember: it's not that these people are actually uninterested in sex; if they were, then they would plainly state it as such. This is just them wanting to make being sexually confused a major aspect and point of pride in their incredibly vacuous personality instead of the reason they can't get laid.
     
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  5. :story:Sexuality is determined by who (you would like to) have sex with... THAT THE THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT. Being asexual means you don't want sex with anyone. Fucking hell.

    Also queering every space you're in...and you wonder why people "hate" you.... BE A GODDAMN NORMAL HUMAN WHO ISNT FOCUSED ON SEX(UALITY) ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Fucking hell do these people think pornos are examples of normal human interaction?
     
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  6. Maybe your insufferability is the reason you can't get laid.
     
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  7. So far I've personally known three asexuals in total.

    First one was an anorexic goth chick who was fucking insane.
    Second was some feminist lady who was looking for dates online with a firm "no sex"-policy. No luck, she said.
    Third was a woman who changed her mind once she actually had sex. After that she was quite okay with fucking, to the point of taking serious risks with it.

    Take that as however you wish. To me it just sounds like regular ol' fear making you shrivel up dry, or some major delusional "only a good man would care about me if I withheld my pristine golden pussy" thinking.

    Uh-huh. Sure.
     
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  8. author:



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  9. This whole diatribe was confusing until this:

    Then it became clear.

    >Labels themselves and strives to stick out like a sore thumb in every space they're in to not fit in with others intentionally

    >Pisses and moans to a snowflake online trash publication about how they don't fit in and feel marginalized
     
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  10. Very sweet and cute.
     
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  11. Is Asexuality real? Probably yeah. Is asexuality nearly as common as some people might want you to think? Noooo

    Other than that, I've personally always considered asexuality more of a state than its' own sexuality, people with trauma, sex repulsed teenagers and all sort of different people can be put in a position where they might be able to validly identify as "asexual", but it may not be permanent, it can pass like a phase or they might find someone for them who changes their feelings about sex. I'm cool with ace people but I'm not a fan of lobbying to be part of the LGBT community.
     
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  12. TL DR [Squeezes out a loud, wet fart. Shuts eyes and inhales deeply. Smiles a blissful, satisfied smile.]

    "it’s about queering all forms of normative identity. It’s queering every space you’re in."

    So, your space suddenly "queering" means an asexeual is around? Like how miIk suddenly souring was a sign that witches were around?
     
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    #12 Snuckening, Oct 11, 2018
    Last edited: Oct 11, 2018
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  13. Buffy came out when I was in middle school... fucking Angel, Spike, or Riley (was that his name? The marine-guy?) despite being 13 and a virgin had no impact on my ability to relate to her. That’s dumb.

    Of course you do. “Asexuals” think about sex way more than everyone else on the planet. It’s the weirdest facet of the identity.

    The rest of society has no problem getting laid. I know a girl with a bit of the tardism that managed to get laid...so like...what’s your arguement?

    Also people fuck without being in a relationship. For some people, the sex is the way to test the waters and see if they “click” sexually. Physical intimacy is very important in a relationship. It’s not everything, but the chemistry is very important.

    Bitch, pull over. Relationships don’t need “radicalizing.” Radicalizing everything is why your dumb ass is fucking single and sexless.

    Shocker...

    ...Unless you were abused, assaulted, or grew up in a very cultish religious household that taught you these things, there’s no reason to think that as an adult. Unless, you’ve aligned yourself with a cultish group of people that radicalize everything and can paint something as basic as kissing and hugging into something that needs to be feared?

    Or this was a really stupid way to say that you’re scared to have sex because the first time is scary. It’s scary to be that vulnerable and to give a part of yourself to someone. But it’s no wonder you’re squicked by sex when you align human intimacy with violence. Your perspective needs radicalizing...

    SHOCK. Add another label! That’ll explain everything! You know... A word already exists to explain why you aren’t having sex. It’s called “unfuckable.”

    It literally is. Because no matter how you try to change up the language, people are going to be attracted to who they’re attracted to. And words already exist to explain those attractions. Yours is just that no one wants to fuck you. Also I noticed you said you’re attracted to “people” in this article... is this s really passive way to come out as a Lezzie to your parents? Is that why sex is “violent” to you? Because penis = bad?

    This is why no one wants to fuck you...

    Oh we’re at the patronizing part of the article. Where the author has to explain that just because they spent 12 paragraphs explaining why they totally don’t want to have sex and how they’ve come to terms with their “asexuality”, it doesn’t mean that once they have sex they’ll magically stop being a special and unique flower.

    Wow. Such deep. Much real.

    Yeah, hang in there champ! One day you’ll write an article expounding how not-normal you are as a means to assert that your abnormalities are completely normal by no one’s standard except your own! It gets better!
     
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  14. If someone is asexual, they probably just have some form of autism tbh. A lot of them seem to have it as far as I can tell, and with that comes being socially illiterate to some degree, which would include sex.
     
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  15. really hated how they shoe-horned this 'ace' bullshit into bojack this season, felt so out of place and was just unfunny
     
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  16. "queering every space you're in" probably means "making people squirm as they try not to stare at your feminine pencil moustache"
     
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  17. I think "asexual" people are just people with low libido, possibly some sort of mental issue like yeah autism, and probably some hormone shit going on too.

    Possibly just awkward about shit more than just kissing due to some childhood trauma or some shit.
     
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