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And then his attempt to backpedal by claiming it was “erotic fiction.” “No, officer, it wasn’t the way I described it, I just wrote it like that because the thought of molesting children is a turn-on! But I did still molest her.”"Yes, officer, she is 10 and I was fully aware at the time. But you see, I follow anchuent Cherokian standards, which assert that it's totally not pedo if she's older than 3."
"yeah, she's a minor. But I see nothing wrong with that."
This is why I like you, Tommie. You always come up with the worst possible defenses for your history of molestation. A normal predator would deny he raped a minor, and go to his grave still denying it. "It's not true! I never touched her! Iranian superhackers employed by the Hoffman Group forged all the evidence you see online!"
It takes a special blend of retardation and sociopathy to say "yeah, I molested a middle schooler, but I don't feel guilty about it" and think that clears up the pedo accusation. You really are one of a kind.
It’s not even difficult to come up with an exonerating lie. He could have said, “I had no idea she was underage when it happened, she looked and acted much older. I was mortified when I found out and broke things off immediately.” Unfortunately, he’s gone too far with the original story.
I think the reason he can’t bring himself to deny it is because secretly, the filthy old wretch is still proud of it. He’s always been ugly and had a shitty personality, so that’s probably the highlight of his sex life.