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I Married A Purple Pony (Or: Jin and Twilight Sitting In A Tree)

Discussion in 'Animal Control' started by wristwatchswisswatch, Apr 3, 2015.

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  1. Who would have thought he would progress from cartoon pony fucker into cartoon puppy fucker.
     
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    Billy_Sama

    Billy_Sama ♂Love and Muscle in Heaven♂

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  2. Confirmed for shota fetish since he ordered the "mini" size dildo. And of course "Twilight" will never complain about it.
     
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  3. When will this thread's title be changed to "I married a toy dog" because I can totally see his obsession moving onto this dog and Twilight getting forgotten in a corner collecting dust and bacteria from being cummed on for like 7 years
     
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    Bugaboo

    Bugaboo I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
    True & Honest Fan

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  4. so is he toothless now?
     
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  5. Those of you worried that his affections might have been straying, be at ease. Images posted earlier today on a plushie fetishists' site reveal that his and Twi's sex life is still active, even experimental.

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    "After years of curiosity, we finally tried scat. 1 of 3
    1944x2592 (2.0 Mb)
    Posted 07.04.2017 by Jin15"
     
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    Irwin M. Felcher

    Irwin M. Felcher immediate regret

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  6. Kill me.
     
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    DykesDykesChina

    DykesDykesChina Human/Science
    Deceased

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  7. There is no god! :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
     
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    Bob Page

    Bob Page Electronic Old Gendo Ikari
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  8. Waaaaaaahhhhhhh! I'm picturing he's probably a bit extreme even for them. (I hope.)
     
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    Yaoi Huntress Earth

    Yaoi Huntress Earth My avatar is problematic.

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  9. I'm sorry.
     
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  10. Oh if dolls could talk.....
     
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    BlueArmedDevil

    BlueArmedDevil They said this bomb was clean

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  11. 1440915517528.jpg

    I thought I would see if this mongo was still fucking a stuffed horse, but what I learned was so.. so much worse.
     

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    Teeter

    Teeter I'm triggered the fuck out

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  12. It's ok. I bet that plushie is now crawling with disease now. (Even more than usual.)
     
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    Yaoi Huntress Earth

    Yaoi Huntress Earth My avatar is problematic.

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  13. Or scream in horror, as the case may be.
     
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    Captain Pipsqueak The Little Stabby Bastard

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  14. All the woolite in the world won't clean that doll.
     
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    BlueArmedDevil

    BlueArmedDevil They said this bomb was clean

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  15. 1 of 3...
     
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    Chandra

    Chandra Pyromaster

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  16. tumblr_inline_o3ngbmJ2yB1r8wv64_500.gif
     
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    Dicaprio Delorean

    Dicaprio Delorean Bootleg Alfred Molina

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  17. How far off the rails does your life have to go that posting pictures of your shit encrusted fuck-plush MLP is considered a good idea?

    I wonder if the person who made that plush ever sees these pictures...
     
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  18. I really hope not. I feel bad enough that something they made has to be violated by Jin. Even if it is ugly and not well made, it still deserved a better shut in than Jin.
     
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  19. I think they had to know something was amiss when they were asked to slap a vag on it. I hope them commission bux were worth the lifetime of nightmares.
     
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    C3PBRO

    C3PBRO YOUR AND IDIOT

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  20. It doesn't have a vag, if you can believe it. He just rubs himself against the thing.
     
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