Lovequest Incels claim Chris as one of their own

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up.

If Chris were to lie about getting laid, he wouldn't make up a story about how he paid a hooker to do it. He'd say he was approached by a setsy girl with huge tits who just BEGGED him to pound her tom-tom with his bent duck.

 

[Saul]

Does this mean that we will see cwc do a mass shootings??

To quote vsauce Yes.....no
Well Chris could get a gun however his condition might key word might prevent him from having access to one
Although he did shoot stack house with his fake megatron pistol

 

[Nekoyama]

To quote vsauce Yes.....no
Well Chris could get a gun however his condition might key word might prevent him from having access to one
Although he did shoot stack house with his fake megatron pistol

If chris chan went postal that would be the best gift anyone could ask for. A great ending

 

[Saul]

If chris chan went postal that would be the best gift anyone could ask for. A great ending

And the trial afterword would be a one for christorians to remember

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....

you seem to be stuck under the mentality that this was somehow a troll plot

it was not, this was legit

 

[FightenGnome]

And the trial afterword would be a one for christorians to remember

Like an Autistic Iliad of our age.

 

[Liquid Metal Asperchu]

Chris has had more action than Elliot Rodger

Wait, I'm pretty sure I read he was a non-virgin with rage, who'd only been without china for one or two years.

 

[Cataloons]

Wait, I'm pretty sure I read he was a non-virgin with rage, who'd only been without china for one or two years.

Nope. He had never even kissed a girl.

 

[The Jokester]

You play World of Warcraft? In current year? I'm amazed it still has as many players as it does.

At least Chris has found love, if you can consider an imaginary marriage between cartoon characters love. Maybe that's the cure to incel. Convince them they'll have waifus after they die and go to Heaven or something. Can't be worse than what they got going now.

You mean like Islam? They already hate women enough

 

[Duke Nukem]

You mean like Islam? They already hate women enough

Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.

But what if you're Muslim and an incel?

 

[The Jokester]

Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.

But what if you're Muslim and an incel?

*X Files theme*

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

But what if you're Muslim and an incel?

Join Al-Qaeda, suicide-bomb some infidels, and go to heaven to get your very own 72-virgin harem.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....

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I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....

I can't blame you for thinking the Hooker date didn't happen, but it did.

What i DO think, though, was that Chris didn't do the sex act right. He penetrated the vagina, sure, but he just stuck it in and left it there.

Basically like the sex fail seen in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Where the guy who kept bragging about his reputation with women. Only for him to take the leading girls virginity but the act was over in seconds because he went too far in too quickly.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Join Al-Qaeda, suicide-bomb some infidels, and go to heaven to get your very own 72-virgin harem.

I can't wait to meet my 72 incels, what a great way to spend the afterlife.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

you seem to be stuck under the mentality that this was somehow a troll plot

it was not, this was legit

Agree, it's easy for hookers to disappear. Look what happened to Stephanie Buttcakes... we've never seen her again. I heard if you queef really loud, on a cold winter's night, into a bucket, you can hear her ghost whaling for Lego and donations.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Leeegooo...Donaaaationnnns...

 

[The handsome tard]

Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.

But what if you're Muslim and an incel?

Absolutely haram....!

Agree, it's easy for hookers to disappear. Look what happened to Stephanie Buttcakes... we've never seen her again. I heard if you queef really loud, on a cold winter's night, into a bucket, you can hear her ghost whaling for Lego and donations.

Then again, hookers make sure they cant get tracked and identify, some actually have day jobs and real life identities...

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....

You really think Chris is the most disgusting client she's ever seen? Chris probably isn't the most disgusting client she saw that night. These women deal with ancient old men who need to take half a bottle of viagra and wait an hour to get it up. They have to suck off 500lb landwhales. They have to deal with trenchcoat porno addicts who want to do something they saw in a Japanese VHS.

Chris is ugly and he has a small penis, but from his description of the experience it sounds like they just did standard sex stuff, talked to her for a while about nonsense, and then quietly left so she could get to the next client. She probably appreciated having a client who treated her like a real person.

 

[Spergichu]

To quote vsauce Yes.....no
Well Chris could get a gun however his condition might key word might prevent him from having access to one
Although he did shoot stack house with his fake megatron pistol

You forgot that time he blew Liquid’s kneecaps off “in self defense” and left him to bleed out in that one comic. Which according to Chris’ merge logic, actually happened.

 

[Saul]

You forgot that time he blew Liquid’s kneecaps off “in self defense” and left him to bleed out in that one comic. Which according to Chris’ merge logic, actually happened.

That I forgot about that one whoops