If Chris were to lie about getting laid, he wouldn't make up a story about how he paid a hooker to do it. He'd say he was approached by a setsy girl with huge tits who just BEGGED him to pound her tom-tom with his bent duck.
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If Chris were to lie about getting laid, he wouldn't make up a story about how he paid a hooker to do it. He'd say he was approached by a setsy girl with huge tits who just BEGGED him to pound her tom-tom with his bent duck.
To quote vsauce Yes.....no
Well Chris could get a gun however his condition might key word might prevent him from having access to one
Although he did shoot stack house with his fake megatron pistol
If chris chan went postal that would be the best gift anyone could ask for. A great ending
And the trial afterword would be a one for christorians to remember
you seem to be stuck under the mentality that this was somehow a troll plotI'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.
Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....
it was not, this was legit
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Wait, I'm pretty sure I read he was a non-virgin with rage, who'd only been without china for one or two years.
Nope. He had never even kissed a girl.
You mean like Islam? They already hate women enough
Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.
But what if you're Muslim and an incel?
*X Files theme*Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.
But what if you're Muslim and an incel?
But what if you're Muslim and an incel?
Join Al-Qaeda, suicide-bomb some infidels, and go to heaven to get your very own 72-virgin harem.
I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.
Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....
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I'm sure I'll get a lot of autism ratings for this but the whole prostitute incident just sounded an unbelievably exceptional hoax that Chris made up. A lot of things about that whole incident really don't add up, such as the prostitute using a exceptional alias like "Mia Hamm" of all things, the fact that she was never doxed by trolls as well as the fact that she conveniently disappeared after fucking Chris (twice, allegedly) and was never seen or heard from again.
Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....
I can't blame you for thinking the Hooker date didn't happen, but it did.
What i DO think, though, was that Chris didn't do the sex act right. He penetrated the vagina, sure, but he just stuck it in and left it there.
Basically like the sex fail seen in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Where the guy who kept bragging about his reputation with women. Only for him to take the leading girls virginity but the act was over in seconds because he went too far in too quickly.
I can't wait to meet my 72 incels, what a great way to spend the afterlife.
Agree, it's easy for hookers to disappear. Look what happened to Stephanie Buttcakes... we've never seen her again. I heard if you queef really loud, on a cold winter's night, into a bucket, you can hear her ghost whaling for Lego and donations.
Leeegooo...Donaaaationnnns...
Absolutely haram....!Hate on Islam all you want, but Muslims have more value than any incel.
But what if you're Muslim and an incel?
Then again, hookers make sure they cant get tracked and identify, some actually have day jobs and real life identities...
Not to mention I find it really hard to believe that even a cash-strapped prostitute would agree to have sex with fucking Chris of all people....
You really think Chris is the most disgusting client she's ever seen? Chris probably isn't the most disgusting client she saw that night. These women deal with ancient old men who need to take half a bottle of viagra and wait an hour to get it up. They have to suck off 500lb landwhales. They have to deal with trenchcoat porno addicts who want to do something they saw in a Japanese VHS.
Chris is ugly and he has a small penis, but from his description of the experience it sounds like they just did standard sex stuff, talked to her for a while about nonsense, and then quietly left so she could get to the next client. She probably appreciated having a client who treated her like a real person.
You forgot that time he blew Liquid’s kneecaps off “in self defense” and left him to bleed out in that one comic. Which according to Chris’ merge logic, actually happened.
That I forgot about that one whoops
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