- Joined
- May 27, 2013
So we all know Chris's current situation. Banned from Wal-Mart, banned from the endless browsing of Vidya and toys, and now this means for more time to be stuck up Barb's hole-filled thighs. The funny thing is, this is still the beginning of September, remember how the other months used to go?
1) Spend
on Vidya, High School Legos and MLP DVDs. Revel in his childish nonsense like Baby Huey, apparently as happy as a 31 year old-6 year old can be.
2) By the second week of the month, gets bored with his new toys, talk about autism and how it only relates to how people should treat him.
3) By the end of the month, he whines that he only needs true and honest care and compassion. From Women. Seeming to think of sex as some mighty answer to all his autistic mental and "bodily fluids" issues. To quote from the 40-Year Old Virgin (which I've only just recently watched, for some reason), he puts Pussy on a Pedestal, acting like its supposed to be a big reset button and magical potion.
The thing with September is though, he spent the beginning getting in trouble at Wal-Mart twice, had to do one more court meeting, and is seemingly posting slanderous reviews of Nathaniel Greene. Where are the toys, vidya and ponies? The answer for that is he used the to pay his fine to prevent his 30-day jail time, leaving him without his Baby Huey accentuators.
Chris literally has nothing new and exciting this month to even make him even a little emotionally satisfied just as his PS3 hugbox can. This tells me that he is going to get desperate, really desperate, compounded with the newfound boredom from not being allowed to loiter Wal-Mart and having to be up
Crater-butt even more. I have a hunch Monthly Step #3 will take a drastic turn and Chris, blinded by the fact that Sex = Everything becomes better, will hire another prostitute.
Technically, its going to probably have to wait until his October gets in since he already spent his money on the "Autism Card" to prevent jail time, and I doubt he'll somehow get the money from Barb for him to admit what he's gonna do, but I think if he really, and truly believes that having "True and honest compassion. From Women." will fix him, like he does every single month, I can totally see him going for it.
His 2nd time at Sex will be entirely different too, and I'm sure even he knows that, since he has already been "broken in" and if he even has even the slightests experience/know how about Sex from his first time and all the pornogrophy he has watched, and if he at least attempts to make the heroin-addict girl feel good, it'll be even better for him as he spends the next 6 hours sleeping and cuddling with her.
Of course though, all this would be superficial and in the next 10-15 days or so, he'll just be complaining that he's "Gwumpy and Wonewy again!"
1) Spend
on Vidya, High School Legos and MLP DVDs. Revel in his childish nonsense like Baby Huey, apparently as happy as a 31 year old-6 year old can be.2) By the second week of the month, gets bored with his new toys, talk about autism and how it only relates to how people should treat him.
3) By the end of the month, he whines that he only needs true and honest care and compassion. From Women. Seeming to think of sex as some mighty answer to all his autistic mental and "bodily fluids" issues. To quote from the 40-Year Old Virgin (which I've only just recently watched, for some reason), he puts Pussy on a Pedestal, acting like its supposed to be a big reset button and magical potion.
The thing with September is though, he spent the beginning getting in trouble at Wal-Mart twice, had to do one more court meeting, and is seemingly posting slanderous reviews of Nathaniel Greene. Where are the toys, vidya and ponies? The answer for that is he used the
to pay his fine to prevent his 30-day jail time, leaving him without his Baby Huey accentuators. Chris literally has nothing new and exciting this month to even make him even a little emotionally satisfied just as his PS3 hugbox can. This tells me that he is going to get desperate, really desperate, compounded with the newfound boredom from not being allowed to loiter Wal-Mart and having to be up
Crater-butt even more. I have a hunch Monthly Step #3 will take a drastic turn and Chris, blinded by the fact that Sex = Everything becomes better, will hire another prostitute.Technically, its going to probably have to wait until his October
gets in since he already spent his money on the "Autism Card" to prevent jail time, and I doubt he'll somehow get the money from Barb for him to admit what he's gonna do, but I think if he really, and truly believes that having "True and honest compassion. From Women." will fix him, like he does every single month, I can totally see him going for it.His 2nd time at Sex will be entirely different too, and I'm sure even he knows that, since he has already been "broken in" and if he even has even the slightests experience/know how about Sex from his first time and all the pornogrophy he has watched, and if he at least attempts to make the heroin-addict girl feel good, it'll be even better for him as he spends the next 6 hours sleeping and cuddling with her.
Of course though, all this would be superficial and in the next 10-15 days or so, he'll just be complaining that he's "Gwumpy and Wonewy again!"
) That precious moment when Chris has that "care and compassion. From women." that he desires badly, whether or not he paid for it.
P so, either way, chris won't make any effort at improving his sexual performance.