Is he going to hire a 2nd Prostitute soon?

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He's upset because Snyder is taking his hooker monies.
 

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FemboiBunny said:
so, either way, chris won't make any effort at improving his sexual performance.
Chris never makes any effort at improving anything. Why should his sexual performance be any different?
 

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Chris' duck is bent the wrong way for him to be able to pleasure a woman.
 

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The Dude said:
Chris' duck is bent the wrong way for him to be able to pleasure a woman.
Everyone knows having a bent duck is a sign you're gay
 

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DangDirtyTrolls said:
The Dude said:
Chris' duck is bent the wrong way for him to be able to pleasure a woman.
Everyone knows having a bent duck is a sign you're gay

Well that's a given. Curved up to hit a woman's G-spot means you're straight. Bent down to hit a man's prostate means you're gay.
 

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For Crhissy it's always been more about " love" then sex. He just equates the two but I think what he really desires is a person who will given him unconditional love like him Mommy does.

Too bad he will never understand that love needs to be earned and not just handed out like an award.
 

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Sweet and Savoury said:
For Crhissy it's always been more about " love" then sex. He just equates the two but I think what he really desires is a person who will given him unconditional love like him Mommy does.

Too bad he will never understand that love needs to be earned and not just handed out like an award.

Except nowadays when he doesn't get his "award" he doesn't have any gal-pals to console him.
 

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Nah. As Hulk Hogan says, he will prefer to spend the money on vidya than a hooker.

And plus, Chris never changes since he has sex with a hooker. Probably worse.
 
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From what I heard, someone else had to find a prostitute for him. I doubt they'd be willing to do this a second time.
 

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raymond said:
From what I heard, someone else had to find a prostitute for him. I doubt they'd be willing to do this a second time.

Chris may thumb his nose at the law, but one can hardly say he does it fearlessly.
 

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raymond said:
From what I heard, someone else had to find a prostitute for him. I doubt they'd be willing to do this a second time.

Was it this guy?

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raymond said:
From what I heard, someone else had to find a prostitute for him. I doubt they'd be willing to do this a second time.

Yeah, apparently one of Chris's "friends" set up the whole thing. (Probably had to drive him to the motel and shove him in the door, too.) I doubt Chris-Ch­an has either the nerve or the desire to do it on his own.
 
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