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Lolcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeartExceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Tranny Chaser, CWC Stalker

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  1. Why does anybody "need" care bear costumes and dragon onsies?
     
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  2. What dipshit decided to make them in adult sizes?
     
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  3. Someone who realized they could sell them at outrageously jacked up prices to degenerates and make lots of money.
     
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  4. I love how Chris is straight up ignoring him.
     
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  5. Claims to have been a rent boy for some old pervert.

    Comes off as smug about it.

    "Yeah, that's how we major league homos roll."
     
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    #285 Big Nasty, Oct 12, 2018
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  6. I'm not willing to give up my housing for anyone. My sugar daddy knows I won't move. My cheap rent is well worth defending at all costs. He doesn't mind me chasing Chris either, actually wants me to do so because he knows he'll die long before I do.
    Some guys will actually pay to get their hands on me. This is San Francisco after all, everything is here. Sex is too easy to get, I learned long ago in my early 20s that I want something stable, a deeper emotional connection with a certain someone. Now that my dream girl is Chris, I hope this one pans out. The tranny bar is fun, but they all neurotypicals. They just treat me like a lost child, but Chris could be the one, an equal or something. Two crazy peas in a pod.
     
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  7. if only there's away to make chris notice you :smug:
     
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  8. I could do things to force a response, but that would be messed up, even on my level. I could just mail myself to her. I would rather her reach out first than me having to do all the work. As much as I love her, I'll wait.
     
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  9. Your obsession with autistic and trans people is even more messed up, than the occult stuff you do. Have you ever visited a therapist?
     
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  10. The only thing this fat fuck could conjure is a take-out food order. Gross.
     
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  11. I had several therapists over the 18 years of my occult practice. They couldn't help me, the first guy told me to turn in Agian Siin for her crimes. I did and nothing came of it. The second guy dealt mostly with my private life and finding a relationship, something I pursued outside of my magical life. I had a sugar daddy in secret the whole time. Not un til the very end did they find out I had a daddy. My daddy is well aware of my dynamics with the occult and fully supports me. I guess he more therapist now that I've given up help at the Regional Centers in California.

    I know I should have done this long ago, but I missed this few days.
    1: Jesse is a criminal and deserves the absolute worst I could put upon him. I did the spell once and left it at that, knowing full well it would not manifest.
    2: I met Basira in the 2003 at a bar. I made a sock account for her to be in my coven, she did some messed up stuff, got the police at my house once, I kick her out and shut down the sock account she used. She reactivated it in 2012 or so and continued to attempt to get me dragged into her shit.
    3: I am just starting to work on Christine when it comes to love spells. Her head will warp plenty with depression until she sees the destination of her quest.
    4: Rokat Empire is a combination of human cultures, Japan is only the closest thing to clothing styles, but the Rokat have European Theater and Middle Eastern dining traditions. Houses in old cities are Victorian in overall appearance.
    5: My drag or whatever is just my own creation based on Puthadian ideals. Puthade is a city state on Kidasuna.
    6: She could claim the whole empire if she were to marry me and join the Hitikara Clan. I don't want the power, I just want to practice magic with my pals. If she communicates with me often enough now, she could claim the throne now after a wedding at SF City Hall takes place. No matter what happens, the Tri-Flame Council will prevent her from building all her sister dimensions in material anyways.
    7: The Love Boat would lose, but will have the backing of the Rokat Empire which would see the Death Star destroyed within an hour of the first encounter. Darth Vader would be dethroned within a few days and his assets liquidated by the Rokat Empire. Puthade is a lawless prefecture, no laws at all, so it's a place the Empire will defend at all costs.
    8: The Philippines was just an opportunity like the US was with Trump. Dictators are just a product of a higher evil. It has to do with my years of ranting about drugs and gangs in my channeling sessions. The aliens as a whole decided they heard enough and decided to act. Russia and North Korea are also tools in their plan.
    9: My music can only be obtained in person. The tracks are in my offline computer for safe keeping. Sorry, but I never completed the album because I left Creative Growth before I could finish it. As of now, I will never finish the album, my mind isn't where it was back then. Kiwi Farms and my crush of Christine ended that.
     
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    #291 Jacob Sockness, Oct 12, 2018
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  12. More like you don't have a sugar daddy in the 1st place.
     
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  13. If you knew how Public Housing works, you would know why I refuse to budge on my housing situation. No matter how much daddy has, I'm keeping my housing. It got housing no matter what as long as I pay the rent. I got $269 here in San Francisco and why would I give that up for some daddy that isn't going to outlive me? My daddy isn't a millionaire, his wealth won;t see me off into the death. I'm in the will for 52k, enough for 5 years off the tugboat. I'm just being smart and keeping my housing. Christine would probably go get a penthouse and burn through it within a year. I'm staying put, I got housing for the rest of life, why would a smart fuck give that up?
     
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  14. You could still pay the small rent and keep the apartment while living somewhere else on your sugar daddy's dime.

    But you don't, because you don't have one.
     
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  15. I'm an autistic exceptional individual, I need my space as well. Daddy loves his football and having his other rich palls around. I met them already, very boring people. They like me and all, but I find them boring. We keep a balance of my place and his place. His friends baby me too much and I can only stand so much of it. After seven years, we came upon a balance and all to what works best for us. He refuses to move to Public Housing and I refuse to move with him. I'm stable here and for life. I'm not Christine, I'm not a greedy fuck, I just want my hugs from my moms, uncles and aunties, all daddy's friend are my family. They see my exceptionalism and think nothing of it. Daddy gets praises from them for taking me in. It's a weird relationship, but we found a balance.

    When it comes to my Christine stuff, daddy will still be alive and Barb dead, she'll need a real friend, something she'll never find because the trolls destroyed her soul. Daddy said I can chase Chris because she'll be my safe place when he dies. I guess that will never happen.

    When I first found Chris Chan, I only knew about her male persona, I thought she would just be the perfect playmate like Alicia Salazar was. I could be my goofy self and all. It turns out, my heart sweet was ruined and twisted into a TS form that I would find extremely attractive. I knew she was born a dude, but I don't care about the meat bag, I just care about the soul within. I'm probably the least shallow fuck that lives on Earth.

    I have lots of moms, plenty of uncles, I'm a good boy and have a huge family of loves. Daddy says I'm beyond spoiled rotten by my moms and uncles. Neural, you'll never be spoiled like me.
     
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    #295 Jacob Sockness, Oct 12, 2018
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  16. Has anyone else noticed this guy's has been ramping up his use of cwc-isms and kiwi slang (heartsweet, exceptional, etc.)? It's almost like you can tell how much further into the cwcipedia he's read each day. Same with the ageplay jargon. Compare the last 5 posts he's made with the first 5 posts of the jacob js account.

    Jacob, how do you justify referring to Chris as your "heartsweet" and a "greedy fuck" and claim to "only care about soul within" in the same night?

    Also, you mentioned you hate Jesse for not just being cooler than you, but for stealing money. What will you do after you read about Chris stealing money from his parents?
     
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  17. D--Does this mean @neural won't be uploading pics of himself squished into an ill-fitting Funshine Bear onesie (for any reason other than he lost a fucking high-stakes bet)??

    And that he won't accompany such photos w walls of text about his True & Honest Adventures in Letch-Lusting after what's basically a really tall & fat five year-old?

    Choose your answer carefully.. I'm fragile.

    (:_(
     
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  18. I want to see how @Jacob Sockness feels about Chris ignoring him, I think he wants Chris for his tugboat because he has no sugar daddy.
     
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  19. There you go!
     
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  20. So what did his daughter do to deserve being raped to death, you sick weirdo?
     
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