Careercow Jacob Wohl / JacobAWohl / Matthew Cohen / Surefire Intelligence / NeX Capital Management - Far-right fraudster and banned investor, charged with numerous felonies, best known for "hipster coffee shops" and attempting to frame Mueller and Democratic candidates

Wohl is trying to get Epstein linked pedophile lawyer extortionare Alan Dershowitz to take up his case but getting left on read.


Wohl claimed Dershowitz was reviewing the case but after the story went live he denied he had any involvement.

There's also this telegram post from Wohl
No one has faced bigger legal challenges for the terrible crime of supporting Donald Trump than I have. No one.

Not Roger Stone. Not Paul Manafort. Not General Flynn. Certainly not George Papadopoulos. And that is not to discount what happened to them.

I’ve been charged by angry Democrats in California for an alleged business meeting that took place in 2016 (when I was 18) where they claim that an unregistered security was offered to them in a sting operation. Guess what? I WASN’T AT the meeting.

I’ve been attacked with nonsensical charges by the wicked witch of Michigan. The same one who just went after Big League Politics. She even sought an unprecedented court order barring me from ALL political speech until after the election. There was $100,000 bail. They wanted to get $1M bail.

In Ohio I’ve faced down a 15 count felony indictment for the very same, perfectly legal public service announcement. Far Left Democrat Congresswoman Marcia Fudge has taken credit for it.

All while being sued by Democrats in the Southern District of New York for allegedly (no, I’m not kidding) violating the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871. This is especially insulting because I’m a Jew.

In the process, of course, I’ve racked up hundreds of thousands of dollars of legal expenses and will likely accrue hundreds of thousands more.

And bear in mind: I’m not a 70 year old political operative who had had a 50 year career in which to save up for this. I’m not a 61 year old General who’s done years of 7-figure consulting gigs and has a government pension. I don’t have a billionaire family to pick up the tab. I’m a 22 year old middle class guy.

And yet I’ve never started a legal defense fund. And that’s not because it’s wrong to do so. It’s because every successive challenge motivates me to work even harder and to do whatever is necessary to stay in the fight.

I WILL WIN. WE WILL WIN! 🇺🇸

He's not a spoiled rich kid making a mess while leeching off daddy's money. Just a regular "22 year old middle class guy" who does regular 22 year old middle class things like flex his modest middle class car on Instagram.
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Except now he's banned on Instagram for botting or some shit so these days if you search up the "jacobwohl_official" account you get content like this.
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DrJonesHat

Katy Perry stole my kidney
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Maybe he can get Guilani on the case. They're on about the same wavelength. Especially when it comes to press conferences.
I have some friends who own a landscaping business, and they're staunch Republicans. I'm sure Jake and Rudy could hold a press conference there.
 

moseph.jartelli

Out of Copium? Reach for Ropium OTC!
No new Wohl content to add but based on the utter idiocy of the ‘star witnesses’ and these retarded trials and legal staff, it’s no wonder Jacob believed he could get in with Daddy Trump. Frankly now I’m confused that Trump didn’t appoint him to a high level position is his cabinet
 

WD-40

Spooked ya
Ken Klippenstein has filed a FOIA request for the FBI’s 26,245 pages on Surefire Intelligence.

Meanwhile in New York
Wohl and Burkman were subpoenaed in New York for those voter suppression robocalls they made. They have until January 5, 2021, to hand over their documents to the AG.
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Among the documents they must send are those relating to their relationship with Robert Mahanian, a call entrepreneur who made 193,623 robocalls in Utah before the November election, accusing candidate Evan McMullin of being gay.
 
The FBI has TWENTY SIX THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE pages of records on Jacob Wohl and his criminal enterprise 'Surefire Intelligence'.
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But no federal charges?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :thinking:
They probably keep him around for a laugh. He reminds me of Eddy from the cartoon Ed Edd and Eddy. Always trying to pull a scam but never succeeding and only hurting himself in the process.
 
The FBI has TWENTY SIX THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY FIVE pages of records on Jacob Wohl and his criminal enterprise 'Surefire Intelligence'.
View attachment 1811664
But no federal charges?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :thinking:
This has me giving serious consideration to becoming a FOIA paypig for Ken Klippenstein. Hopefully these docs drop and we can seriously expand this Jacob Wohl fail archive because you know there's some fucking gold in them there docs. Imagine the 🌈ops Jacob was running that never made it to the public humiliation phase.
 

Agripepsi

Don't give up the homeworld
Bet he's going to pull a "right of return" any day

I had that same thought earlier.

Israel apparently changed its extradition laws after their "no extradition" policy caused strain in their foreign relations. Now a person has to demonstrate a "residential connection" to Israel to avoid extradition. This would, theoretically, weed out criminal immigrants from making a clean getaway to Israel in many cases, at least from the West. I imagine that Jacob Wohl is not the kind of person the Israelis would want to go to bat for so if he tried to emigrate while under indictment they'd probably just send him right back to us. For more info read about Samuel Sheinbein.

That said, I doubt Jacob understands any of that. Running to Israel for safety is the exact kind of stunt I could see him doing.
 

AnOminous

shalom motherfucker
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Retired Staff
I had that same thought earlier.

Israel apparently changed its extradition laws after their "no extradition" policy caused strain in their foreign relations. Now a person has to demonstrate a "residential connection" to Israel to avoid extradition.
They'll extradite to the United States when the person in question is actually a huge fucking embarrassment to have around. They might just yeet him straight back here without even being asked, or not even let him on the airplane in the first place.
 
Wohl is trying to get Epstein linked pedophile lawyer extortionare Alan Dershowitz to take up his case but getting left on read.


Wohl claimed Dershowitz was reviewing the case but after the story went live he denied he had any involvement.

There's also this telegram post from Wohl


He's not a spoiled rich kid making a mess while leeching off daddy's money. Just a regular "22 year old middle class guy" who does regular 22 year old middle class things like flex his modest middle class car on Instagram.
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Except now he's banned on Instagram for botting or some shit so these days if you search up the "jacobwohl_official" account you get content like this.
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Retard parking noted, and the second picture noted too. Going to pick up the soap is never wise.
 
How is he not in fucking jail already?

Bet he's going to pull a "right of return" any day
His age plus rich parents. He probably could have skated on the financial fraud but he had to keep sperging out publicly and caught the attention of some people who realized if they didn't take him to court his law breaking would just continue to escalate. He was charged on the investment scheme at the eleventh hour, right before the statute of limitations ran out. Corona came along and delayed a bunch of court cases.
Then he got into a bunch more trouble while that was pending. So now it's just a matter of time. Ironically if he would have been charged earlier and shown there were consequences he'd likely get a slap on the wrist and be in a lot less trouble now but this outcome is much more entertaining so glad he wasn't.
 

DrJonesHat

Katy Perry stole my kidney
True & Honest Fan
His age plus rich parents. He probably could have skated on the financial fraud but he had to keep sperging out publicly and caught the attention of some people who realized if they didn't take him to court his law breaking would just continue to escalate. He was charged on the investment scheme at the eleventh hour, right before the statute of limitations ran out. Corona came along and delayed a bunch of court cases.
Then he got into a bunch more trouble while that was pending. So now it's just a matter of time. Ironically if he would have been charged earlier and shown there were consequences he'd likely get a slap on the wrist and be in a lot less trouble now but this outcome is much more entertaining so glad he wasn't.
I also think that somewhere in his deluded mind he thinks Trump will pardon him because he was breaking the law to help Trump. I seriously doubt that Trump has even heard of him, and even if he has, I don't see a pardon forthcoming because there's nothing in it for Trump.
 

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