Joseph Guillaume of Houston, Don't Mess With Texas
"Shoe cleaner" was how synthetic cocaine aka bath salts were sold and labled when they were still legal.My favorite part is the charge for "wrongful inhalation of shoe cleaner". It implies that there is a right way to inhale shoe cleaner, and this clown didn't do it. I'm sure Jeff Allen knows when, where, why, and how to inhale shoe cleaner properly; perhaps he'll be willing to show us? Maybe he'll even show the secret Shoe Cleaner Inhalation no Jutsu he learned from his sensei and taught to elite German commandos! Unless that would be disclosure of classified information of course.
This guy looks like a third world dictator. The name fits too.