Jennifer Gwen Ann Armstrong / LifebyJen and Vernon Eugene Stephens III / Gene / Life by Gen X - middle-aged welfare leech food addict too fat for cancer surgery, in a co-dependent relationship with hopeless alcoholic

Concerned Onlooker

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A bit late here, but if she weighs 620 lbs, then Tess is a supermodel.
I compared her old photos with known weight here before, and she must weigh more now, more than 620.

Don't have carpet nearby, so can you tell how much weight it takes away from the measurement?

But it's not 620, no siree.
Jen is more than 3x my weight. I put my digital scale (mine doesn't talk because, unlike these gorls, I can actually look straight down and SEE the number and my pedicured toes without a gunt in the way) onto a low pile throw rug, the typical kind of rug one has in front of the front door, in my hallway. My weight registers 35 lbs less than on the hard floor. I've been watching Jen lose and regain the same 30lbs for 3 years (and lie about it repeatedly) but this past year she has gained an unprecedented amount of weight. I estimate her actual weight to be over 650 based on the way her body looks now vs previous hard floor weigh-ins when she was in the 570-580 range (which I assume were pretty accurate)

ETA- and she's done yet ANOTHER "goodbye cruel internet" farewell video! Poor dear couldn't rehabilitate her image even after deleting all of the history/proof in her old videos. Without even showing us all of the goodies that her hoodwinked subscribers sent her to make up for all of the expensive personal property and brand new bed that were destroyed by a leaking pipe that got the living room carpet wet, HOW RUDE! She'll be back in a couple of months when she needs the supplemental income again. Gee, I hope the therapy and whole foods diet goes well in the interim. Watch out for the calories in that buh-boba tea sis.
 
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Easy Peasy

It's a shark. That's on land. Motherfuckers.
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Jen is more than 3x my weight.
Hey friend.
We dont care.

Jen is like hella fat, so you've set the bar on the ground and brought the shovel.

If you can stand up without getting winded, you're doing better than Jen, and possibly Gene. You dont need to flex. Just chill and enjoy the cows.
 

weaselhat

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Jen might be actually seeing a therapist, probably over the phone/internet or maybe someone does home visits. But I want to know, seriously, can she fit out the door of her apartment and can she even go outside anymore?
And how much food is she inhaling to be actively gaining weight at 600 ish pounds. Can you imagine? I bet her fast food orders top Chantals. And that’s saying something.
 

NoExcuses1

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Fat Jenny is stepping away. For her mentals. Stopped by for a quick grift and to show the world she is out of control. She was incapable of maintaining her “whole foods” regime for even a week. There is no hope fore her, none whatsoever. If she ever ends up on MSHPL she will be one of Dr Now’s failures. She and her enabler will drift along until one of them dies. GinGin from an alcohol induced internal bleed and fatso from something obesity related.

So long Fatso. Enjoy your takeaway!
 

Atomic Age Animal

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Ah the famous " I know my body" speech all the munchies and spergs give him.

For whatever reason, I always find "I know my body" to be a bit less objectionable than the other excuse they give: "If Gaaawd wants me to lose the weight, then I will — it's in His time, Dr. Now, not ours." If push came to shove, I can see Jen pulling that one out too. Any Gawd who is perfectly cool with you ballooning up to an inhuman 600 elbees but isn't okay with you dropping that weight in a timely manner is probably a sadistic fuck not worth worshiping.
 

FAT PEOPLE STINK

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Fat Jenny is stepping away. For her mentals. Stopped by for a quick grift and to show the world she is out of control. She was incapable of maintaining her “whole foods” regime for even a week. There is no hope fore her, none whatsoever. If she ever ends up on MSHPL she will be one of Dr Now’s failures. She and her enabler will drift along until one of them dies. GinGin from an alcohol induced internal bleed and fatso from something obesity related.

So long Fatso. Enjoy your takeaway!
Yay.....she quit Youtube!! One fat-a$$ down and 3 to go!! ALR, Chantal, and Amy must be shocked.
 

MrsLoveMom

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Ok, let me get this straight. Big Jen has backed off from YT because her made-up online therapist thought the comments that Jen NEVER reads are 'rude.' Is that about right? And she's already slipped up on her new whole foods diet because she's not perfect and eating decent food is just too 'hard.' So she's going into hiding until either she loses weight, gains so much more she has to get a new, bigger wheelchair, becomes completely immobile or she flat out croaks.

Who the fuck could stay on a diet that means you have to eat chia pudding for God's sake? Jen, if you're reading and we know you are, have your caretaker, Gene, call social services and find a hospital that can handle your bulk and check the fuck in. Have them feed you a balanced diet along with some daily exercise and you'll drop weight faster than Gene will drop those pints of cheap whisky while you're gone.
 

StrawberryDouche

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Yay.....she quit Youtube!! One fat-a$$ down and 3 to go!! ALR, Chantal, and Amy must be shocked.
Someone explain to me the desire to drive free entertainment and objects of ridicule off the Internet, and then do a victory dance naked under the pale moonlight.

I don't know where you fun sucking faggots come from or what made you, but if I ever find it, I will kill it with Napalm.
 

FAT PEOPLE STINK

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Someone explain to me the desire to drive free entertainment and objects of ridicule off the Internet, and then do a victory dance naked under the pale moonlight.

I don't know where you fun sucking faggots come from or what made you, but if I ever find it, I will kill it with Napalm.
Sorry to interfere with your object of entertainment....watching fat white women kill themselves. Must be a bummer for a feeder. You could switch races and watch hugely obese black women or Hispanics. Race can't make that big a difference.
 

StrawberryDouche

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Sorry to interfere with your object of entertainment....watching fat white women kill themselves. Must be a bummer for a feeder. You could switch races and watch hugely obese black women or Hispanics. Race can't make that big a difference.
If I ever feel compelled to watch a fat nigger, I'll look your mom up on pornhub.
 

MJN

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Guys, I think this could actually work. We all know what an attention whore this lard bag is....her self imposed exile from YT might get her to actually lose some weight. The 'reward': back to getting ass pats in a 'skinnier' frame.
Someone her size could easily lose turdy pound in one munt, which would make a huge difference in her ginormous face and shoulders. Could you imagine her smugness? She'll come back as an accomplished 580-pounder and it'll be back to keto fat bombs. The cycle will continue. What do you guys think?

(Unlikely) scenario 2: Gin persuaded her to do MSHPL, so he can get a free ride back to TX and then dump her ass.
 

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