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John Michael Kelly / vazorium / jmkacc / jkellytwit / UJDaedalus - GamerGate Reject, Gay-Ops Veteran, Ruined Seattle4Truth's Digs, "Master 'Bater," A-logger of Internet Blood Sports figures, Hater of Nick Rekieta, Crybaby
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The PPP/JMK video was hilarious. I've never seen anyone autistically take things literally as much as John, not even some of the severe spergs we see in lolcowdom. PPP manages to fuck with his head every single time they interact.
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I never seen a man so oblivious when it comes to people fucking with him, he still did not learn from gamergate or on the Phantom Organization stream.
This is fucking hilarious. I think Chris Chan may actually be less autistic than JMK. Perhaps not in the deranged sense, but as far as being someone who can't detect any sarcasm, even when he's being explicitly told it's sarcasm is astounding. He then further proves how autistic he is by telling other people they don't understand sarcasm are are autistic themselves.
I love that he actually takes the time to "debunk" PPP's claims.
Archive for the JMK vs PPP debate:
Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
He might actually be the dumbest person I've ever heard on the Internet. That's not even hyperbole.
I've encountered plenty of legitimately autistic people that are way smarter than this. People who would have caught on about PPP ages ago.
More allegations coming out about John...
This is adding up to be a real #metoo debacle. If you have any bad experinces with John don´t be afraid there are resources to help you!
This is adding up to be a real #metoo debacle. If you have any bad experinces with John don´t be afraid there are resources to help you!
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I feel a lot of sympathy with Phantom here. Maybe PO is a degenerate sinner, maybe he did monetize the sadness of Mrs. Vickers, but it's clear that he isn't a bad guy at heart. Rather just a bewildered lamb which has gone astray, a lamb misled into wolf-territory of the worst kind.
It is just so regrettable that when a repentant sinner seeks counsel and sanctuary from JMK, a pillar among posters, a memetic mastermind, an understander of internet and God-stuff alike, a veteran from the GamerGate-trenches only rivaled by the likes of LeoPirate, PO gets severely abused and taken advantage of.
I hope guardians of the realm like Spec-Tree, Godwinson, and the PPP can look into their hearts and seek compassion for PO, our long lost lamb, with his innocent white Norwegian fur.
Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
Nobody has mentioned this yet, so I suppose I will. JMK DMCA struck PPP's video where they "debated" his gayness.
1. JMK is a flaggot faggot ala Jarbo. The takedown request is almost certainly legally invalid, for a number of reasons.
2. @Gregg Turkington is a hero for ensuring we have a local copy. Thanks Gregg.
Archive: https://archive.md/1sYYa
1. JMK is a flaggot faggot ala Jarbo. The takedown request is almost certainly legally invalid, for a number of reasons.
2. @Gregg Turkington is a hero for ensuring we have a local copy. Thanks Gregg.
Archive: https://archive.md/1sYYa
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I, for one, am not surprised by this turn of events.
Seems like a lot of people are adopting The Way of The Boulder King.
Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
Nobody is surprised by this. He's done it before.
However, I think in at least this instance he's bitten off more than he can chew. It was filled out wrong, and I doubt he has sole ownership. The unanswered question is whether PPP gives enough of a shit to do anything about it.
he "loves anime" yet struggled to name a short list of titles he likes
I get a real DSP "vibe" from John. Not just in the way he over-explains the obvious, but right down to the pentameter of his speech
John has been attempting to not just strike channels, but to flag accounts associated with those channels. He really believes that if a channel or an account says something that he doesn't like he just has the right to have it removed. Like if you post a public photo of him for example. He has this crazy idea that it breaks "his copyright" and he "didn't intend for it to be used this way when he posted it"... and he has the right to strike/flag that channel or account... He seems like the type that has never been given a "hard NO" in his IRL life
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Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
You know how TUG doesn't give a shit about anime, and he was in Weeb Wars for the attention and grift?
Same thing with JMK, but he's on the KV side. Except even KV can't stand his sorry ass, and rejected him.
That's a big part of the reason he sucks, and why he got this thread in the first place.
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That he is detestable to even the people John joins in an internet controversy?
Seems about right.
Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
That, and he joins shit he's personally not interested or invested in just because he feels he can get clout. I am not a fan of people who do that. We have to suffer John because John wants to be a somebody, instead of the autistic literally who he should be regarded as.
Like I said, we've seen this shit with ISWV too. TUG, Gothic Sushi, and (to a lesser extent) Yellow Flash. I call it out on both sides. People want to line their pockets, or make themselves the center of attention, off the back of a far more serious matter. It's tiring.
He's no different from all the other grifters/e-beggers that were spawned from Gamergate/Guntgate. He's in it for the clout and the superberries.
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Except he doesn't even get superberries and no clout to speak of.
Captain Manning
Good luck, kid.
It's not thought lack of trying though.
The single most pathetic thing about JMK is he hasn't packed it in yet. Any sensible person would have by now.
Look at me. I don't do Youtube. Because nobody wants to hear me drone on and on for hours about stupid shit. Some people don't have the talent or charisma to pull it off. Not everybody can be a successful Youtuber. And that's okay. It's the dumb ones don't realize it though.
The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results. The only thing that ever changes with John is the movements and cliques he tries to worm his way into, or fight against.
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