Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

LordofCringe7206

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One topic that needs to be discussed thoroughly to understand Ralph's downfall is his obsession with Null and this very website. Virtually all the drama he has found himself in since last year came as a result of him having a meltdown over this website. Not capable of handling the criticism and not being able to flag this forum down like he does with all content that is against him, Ralph went on the warpath and preceded to burn down everything he built in attempt to own the broken dick losers of Kiwi Farms.
Since the Faith saga began all of Ralphs mentions of Null and the Farms revolve around talking about Null having a broken dick and calling him a pedophile.
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Attacks on Null for his personal life.
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Much of his slandering of Josh is often projection of his own insecurities and faults.
Even before corn joke he has had a history of spergouts over this site. All throughout 2019 he would frequently comment throughout his original thread to unload on people for making fun of him for all the bullshit he was getting into.
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Even after nearly going to jail Ralph is still not over Null and the website, posting this recently to celebrate his avoiding of jail time for the revenge porn case.
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Null

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@Null can you also do a run of Broke Dick Farms merch.... I really want one but don't want to line Ralph's gunt.
It's a cheap design and I would not feel right selling it even as a joke.

By the way, the original comment that sparked Ralph's obsession with my benis is I said that I hadn't ever had an orgasm from sex at the time. I blamed this on my circumcision. He took this as a serious L and started talking about it non-stop, but realized that it wasn't a particularly effective attack because his audience is anti-circumcision. So now he just lies and says it doesn't work at all, which is not true and has never been true. Ralph is not above outright fabrication at all, and he justifies it by saying the forum gets shit wrong.
 

Ralphamale

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Instead of a silver coin, could we maybe do a gold plated imprint of Null's penis? Or maybe a 3d printed model based on a scan of the cock? Something true to life, so I can appreciate the pure aesthetic glory of dear leader's business? Erect or flaccid, I'm not picky.
What Ralph would give for a Null shaped dildo. He might actually get rid of Nora's.
 

AltisticRight

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By the way, the original comment that sparked Ralph's obsession with my benis is I said that I hadn't ever had an orgasm from sex at the time. I blamed this on my circumcision.
To those who think ejaculation = orgasm, it's not.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/shakti-amarantha/2014/09/ejaculation-vs-orgasm-whats-the-difference/

Because the gunt's audience definitely thinks this way. Circumcision does decrease sexual pleasure, that's the point of religious genital mutilations.
 

Daisymae

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tbh from what nol has said and considering his level of experience, i dont think it is a matter of him having a "broken dick", i just think he is probably poor at using it.

nol isnt that experienced, but he watches a whole lot of porn. im willing to bet that his partners have either been shit (sorry @FramerGirl420), that hes been too drunk, or that nerves played a role in his lack of ability to cum during sex. if your partner is just laying there, or just like bouncing up and down without enthusiasm, then youre going to have a really bad time. also, foreplay helps a great deal. id guess he isnt doing too much kissing before one gets on top of the other. from what i recall alcohol was involved in a few attempts. if you're drunk as hell, your dick isnt going to work too great. even if you arent so drunk that you cant get hard, it could be difficult to sustain an erection or even cum. i believe he has gone long periods without sex. that sucks. it can also make you overanxious. could be hes getting in there and hes just so happy to be there he doesnt calm down and enjoy it. there is also something to be said about routine. nols positioning when he cums is likely sitting in a slouching position, with his back curled, facing forward. 100% of his nuts in the last over half a decade have been while watching porn of some sort while on a computer chair. its gonna be difficult for his body to respond when now hes on his knees hovering over a chick or laying on his back. obesity could be playing a role here, too, because sex could be just that strenuous on his cardiovascular conditioning and it could be impacting his circulation. last i heard he was in the 3 bills range and thats kinda extreme.

my suggestion would be for nol to stop jerking it, read some books on how to enjoy sex, start exercising a bit, and find a partner who is interested in a longer session than just a bang and go. i definitely think he would cum then.
 

naught

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tbh from what nol has said and considering his level of experience, i dont think it is a matter of him having a "broken dick", i just think he is probably poor at using it.

nol isnt that experienced, but he watches a whole lot of porn. im willing to bet that his partners have either been shit (sorry @FramerGirl420), that hes been too drunk, or that nerves played a role in his lack of ability to cum during sex. if your partner is just laying there, or just like bouncing up and down without enthusiasm, then youre going to have a really bad time. also, foreplay helps a great deal. id guess he isnt doing too much kissing before one gets on top of the other. from what i recall alcohol was involved in a few attempts. if you're drunk as hell, your dick isnt going to work too great. even if you arent so drunk that you cant get hard, it could be difficult to sustain an erection or even cum. i believe he has gone long periods without sex. that sucks. it can also make you overanxious. could be hes getting in there and hes just so happy to be there he doesnt calm down and enjoy it. there is also something to be said about routine. nols positioning when he cums is likely sitting in a slouching position, with his back curled, facing forward. 100% of his nuts in the last over half a decade have been while watching porn of some sort while on a computer chair. its gonna be difficult for his body to respond when now hes on his knees hovering over a chick or laying on his back. obesity could be playing a role here, too, because sex could be just that strenuous on his cardiovascular conditioning and it could be impacting his circulation. last i heard he was in the 3 bills range and thats kinda extreme.

my suggestion would be for nol to stop jerking it, read some books on how to enjoy sex, start exercising a bit, and find a partner who is interested in a longer session than just a bang and go. i definitely think he would cum then.
Noice, I was expecting a copypasta.
 

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