Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

What is Judy's date going to be like?

  • Part of a DnD campaign and therefore pretend

    Votes: 18 14.9%
  • On webcam with some rando, meaning she will not leave her cave

    Votes: 45 37.2%
  • With Mel or some other side character, its just hanging with friends

    Votes: 12 9.9%
  • Hanging with her cats

    Votes: 12 9.9%
  • She is actually just ordering two different take out meals for herself

    Votes: 43 35.5%
  • Very fat

    Votes: 54 44.6%
  • A legitimate date but it will probably go horribly so we won't hear about it

    Votes: 27 22.3%

  • Total voters
    121

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
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Imagine thinking your audience is so retarded that you need to tell them an Israeli is a Zionist.
I feel like if anyone would need to be reminded of that, it’s Jude. Even if Jude happened to say political things I’d sometimes agree with, I still wouldn’t take any of her input seriously because she doesn’t seem to bother reading up on actual current events besides what she sees on her Twitter feed. Jude’s politics are only there to cater to her narcissistic needs most of all. The only thing that I see her actually feel strongly about is fat acceptance, but that’s because it’s an ideology that praises hedonism, laziness, and gluttony, all of which Jude loves.
 

Rhonda_Voo

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This fat bitch pulled me out of lurking. What is that appendage?
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Seriously, where is her elbow? How can one arm have so many folds?

And what is that crust in the middle? Dear God.

Also, lol fat
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Edit I sux at posting pix
 
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bathtub-tigers

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This fat bitch pulled me out of lurking. What is that appendage?
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Seriously, where is her elbow? How can one arm have so many folds?

And what is that crust in the middle? Dear God.

Also, lol fat
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Edit I sux at posting pix
I think that weird stuff in the crease is actually stretch marks. Who gets stretch marks on their forearms?
 

lamp shade

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Jude is absolutely hoping for her dad to be some shade of African-American so she can get more oppression points, lol. At how big of a percentage of African DNA would she claim the black label, you think? 5%? 10%? 0.9%?
Literally any number that appeared at all, but she would refuse to disclose it because “you can’t erase her blackness!” It could be 0.1% and she’d make it her new identity.
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
True & Honest Fan
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Jude probably wishes she had a boyfriend:
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Jude kissing up to people:
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Jude ordered tacos off of DoorDash for dinner tonight:
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Jude doesn’t like the societal pressure that comes with “she” pronouns:
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Sobriety:
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LexTheQueer:
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More Elf sperging:
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Dead Eye

Pimp your muffin top today!
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I don't think I've ever been less enticed to spend money. Pictures of cats, bad takes and dismal rp? Point the twitter API at all "newest posts" and you can get infinite amounts of identical content for free, like drinking straight out the fire hose.
I agree. It's really just charity at this point, Jude almost reminds me of a retarded child selling googly eye rocks at a county fair. Anyone who's buying will act excited for the kid's sake, but the only satisfaction they get is from believing they helped someone who truly has no chance of achieving gainful income without the generosity of others.
 

Mealy Mouth Spittle

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I wish these bitches would shut up about elf cosmetics once and for all. We get it. They're butthurt and pinky promise to never ever use it again. Continuing to flail about demanding apologies and being ignored in the process is just getting embarrassing. If they haven't figured out that they are not big enough for elf to care if they're pissed -- they are absolute retards.

What's Jude's favorite taco place? Taco Bell? Did she really get a door dash giftcard or is dad footing her take out? Hope her dad can cook. Otherwise that man is going to starve to death. You know Judy doesn't share her food.
 

Putin Bot

Oogie boogie niggers, oogie boogie
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I found this chick was giving Jude a passive aggressive reminder that the woke brigade hasn't forgotten her problematic statements about lesbians. Plus, who the fuck automatically thinks of pansexuals when reading about someone buying pans, if she did immediately somehow blank over pots. You can tell this bitch never cooks.

She's basically saying the expectations of women are just too hard and she knows she can't live up to them, so she'd rather be some stupid made up gender to deflect her utter lack of failure in life, from looks, to weight, to be a functioning adult, and to get a real fucking job.

But I love how she has no problem with being a woman when she thinks it will boost her popularity or otherwise can benefit from it.

I fucking hate these gender delusion pieces of shit.
 

Gramlol

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I wish these bitches would shut up about elf cosmetics once and for all. We get it. They're butthurt and pinky promise to never ever use it again. Continuing to flail about demanding apologies and being ignored in the process is just getting embarrassing. If they haven't figured out that they are not big enough for elf to care if they're pissed -- they are absolute retards.

What's Jude's favorite taco place? Taco Bell? Did she really get a door dash giftcard or is dad footing her take out? Hope her dad can cook. Otherwise that man is going to starve to death. You know Judy doesn't share her food.
It's funny how their boycott of ELF is down to some purportedly uber moral cause- the cause of.. representation.
Meanwhile, things like how ethical the supply chain is, if they test on animals or people, or if they use animal derivatives, isn't somehow factoring in their product choices at all. They could be convinced to buy anything so long it has enough representation from the right people (no evil white women esp), I guess.
 

Easy Peasy

It's a shark. That's on land. Motherfuckers.
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Dollars to donuts these hoes still buy elf.
It's cheap, its vegan, its cruelty free, it's a pretty vast shade range for its price point. They're just using this campaign flub to ree for clout and attention.
They cant afford fenty (which also slaps, well done rhianna), so they'll go back to elf

Obligatory topical Jude is fat and looking fatter
 

Honeycrispsky

ask a gentern if zydrate is right for you
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I fucked up quoting and am too lazy but re: the confetti girl's chimpout over elf cosmetics- something about her emphasis on her "ratio'ing" them and how that should somehow automatically qualify her for acceptance really burns my biscuits...how entitled. Because a thousand people liked your tweet, you are instantly worthy of the position? Not a lot of people follow corporate makeup accounts, they don't have great engagement so "ratio'ing" them doesn't make a lick of difference. Odd, but okay- if thats how you want to run your company knock yourself out. elf isn't your company, though, so tough titties darlin.


Earn something on merit rather than skin color or pussy possession sometime, you might like it.
 

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