Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

TurdFondler

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Hiiiiii folx tune in tonight for my Miyazaki inspired rp "Korea divided: capitalists shut out" and if you have the means, please redistribute them to my Kofi account, will also accept bulk imports of grains and agricultural equipment 💖🥰
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inquizadoor

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so who called that she'd cancel shit bc of the shot?
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okay so hold on, is she asking how to beg shamelessly EVEN MORE than she already does? only jude would make a post canceling what little "work" she does and then go on to post about how people should give her even more money for doing NOTHING

a "fuller, happier life"? you dont do anything or go anywhere as it is. the only thing about you thats full is your stomach being full of chipotle.
 

Angry New Ager

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so who called that she'd cancel shit bc of the shot?
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okay so hold on, is she asking how to beg shamelessly EVEN MORE than she already does? only jude would make a post canceling what little "work" she does and then go on to post about how people should give her even more money for doing NOTHING

a "fuller, happier life"? you dont do anything or go anywhere as it is. the only thing about you thats full is your stomach being full of chipotle.
"How do you get over the fear of making Patreon/kofi goals that allow you to live a fuller, happier life? And, tbh, a more fiscally robust life?"

Ooh! I can answer this one!

You don't set goals for Patreon, kofi, or any other such donation platform. Why? Because your goals don't mean jack shit. You should only set goals for things you want to accomplish as the result of your own actions, not for what you want others to do for you.

Nobody subscribes to a Patreon because the creator has a goal for the number of patrons they want. They subscribe because they like that creator's content and want to support them so they will keep creating it. That's it. If you're consistently creating content other people like, they will show up in droves to support you; you will not need to set goals or constantly beg for their support.

Forget that Secret/Law of Attraction bullshit, Jude--you can not make supporters show up simply by wanting them to and declaring that they will. You've got to deliver something they want to support--and do it consistently. If what you can do consistently is offer early, ad-free access to your content for $5/month, do that. But don't make promises you can't keep in a bid to attract higher-tier patrons.

Jude's not getting enough subscribers because not enough people like her, or what she does, enough to pay her for it. And it doesn't help that she had people sign on to her Patreon for $10-$25/month, promising them content that would be worth it--only to bail on them because producing that content was too hard. If somebody I supported on Patreon (even at a lower level) pulled that shit, I'd feel pretty burnt. I would not go back and sign up again once they'd returned, because what's to keep them from doing it again? She really fucked herself over by destroying her patrons' trust, and it's biting her in the ass, and hard.
 

brooky

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Bragging about the symptoms you get post-vaccine is the single most bizarre flex I've ever seen.

In dozens of conversations in the last few months, people have shared that received their shot, and then other people politely or curiously ASKED if they had any side effects. I've seen plenty of colleagues post on social media when they received a shot, but again, symptoms are not mentioned unless someone specifically asks. Or in a conversation of any potential risks. None of my peers-- granted all my peers are people with jobs and hobbies and lives to live-- just blather on about this unprompted.

What is the purpose of sharing, multiple times, that you are experiencing the extremely common side effects that literally everyone who received the shot was warned about in the time frame they were warned about? Is this supposed to encourage other people to get vaccinated? I can't imagine it would work. Is it to prove something about how super special and broken their bodies are?? That also doesn't work since these side effects are common and are in fact the whole point of a vaccine.

I would love it if Jude and her friends could get their heads out of their ass for five fucking seconds.
 

Frog-Chomping Bat

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Dollars to donuts these hoes still buy elf.
It's cheap, its vegan, its cruelty free, it's a pretty vast shade range for its price point. They're just using this campaign flub to ree for clout and attention.
They cant afford fenty (which also slaps, well done rhianna), so they'll go back to elf

Obligatory topical Jude is fat and looking fatter
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They’ll continue to buy e.l.f. and the stock will continue to do fine. e.l.f did a collab with Chipotle that sold out, ffs. All these woke, wannabe sub-sub-sub-influencers sperging about it on Twitter isn’t going to have an impact.
 

Gramlol

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What she's actually asking is "how do I set kofi goals that would make people give me more money, but without actually having to work more".
It's amazing she basically wants 'financial stability' through.. internet begging.
Isn't healthcare in the states (bar Medicare and Medicaid) paid for by employers ?! I wonder how generous Ko-Fi's healthcare package is for therapy, muh fibro specialists, and appointments for the many obesity related health issues coming her way.
Judy is a financial genius obvi
 

merwitchpigRude

I tweet as Jude on my kiwi profile
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Judy is begging. Repeat x100.
She had a brainwave at 5am to shill herself. Pay her $$ and you get worthless cat pics and her ttrpg characters. At least she stopped putting the effort and pretending with tarot readings or streamer consultation paid streams.

No 1 cares, especially cos it's 5am. Pathetic beggar auntie.

Edit: she would now like $1000 free per month on her buymeacoffee. (Up from $500 previously). So fans, you know what you gotta do to get to judy's goal of $1000!
 

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lamp shade

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I wish Jude’s “community” would wise up and realize she does not care about them beyond their money. She wants to be paid for existing, sitting around, and screeching. If she could get paid and gain internet fame without streaming she absolutely would abandon twitch altogether. It is all numbers and money, not friends and community as she wants them to believe.
 

JambledUpWords

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I wish Jude’s “community” would wise up and realize she does not care about them beyond their money. She wants to be paid for existing, sitting around, and screeching. If she could get paid and gain internet fame without streaming she absolutely would abandon twitch altogether. It is all numbers and money, not friends and community as she wants them to believe.
She says she needs one thousand subs a month in order to fund her lifestyle. She probably needs more than that though because of taxes involved. Twitch is one of the most unstable career paths to go on and in order to make it big, you need a personality people like, high charisma, and the skills to propel yourself further to stay on top. Jude has none of that and I bet that over half the subs she has are gifted. You’d think her acting degree would have at least taught her something about having people drawn to you, but Jude definitely doesn’t show it, even if it was taught. Even when she reads dialogue in story games, she has the same monotone voice for everything. Jude would be far happier working at a job where she was just expected to show up and do the work instead of the stress of being self employed, but Jude is too much of a narc to do that. I think regardless of skill level though, it isn’t wise to expect Twitch as a long-term career, as fluctuations happen a lot. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those more successful streamers have day jobs too, or at least something to fall back on when revenue eventually dries up. Jude has none of those things. Her editing and photography aren’t nearly good enough to sustain herself if she were to suddenly have a massive drop in subscribers.
 

RainbowStarlight

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She says she needs one thousand subs a month in order to fund her lifestyle. She probably needs more than that though because of taxes involved. Twitch is one of the most unstable career paths to go on and in order to make it big, you need a personality people like, high charisma, and the skills to propel yourself further to stay on top. Jude has none of that and I bet that over half the subs she has are gifted. You’d think her acting degree would have at least taught her something about having people drawn to you, but Jude definitely doesn’t show it, even if it was taught. Even when she reads dialogue in story games, she has the same monotone voice for everything. Jude would be far happier working at a job where she was just expected to show up and do the work instead of the stress of being self employed, but Jude is too much of a narc to do that. I think regardless of skill level though, it isn’t wise to expect Twitch as a long-term career, as fluctuations happen a lot. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of those more successful streamers have day jobs too, or at least something to fall back on when revenue eventually dries up. Jude has none of those things. Her editing and photography aren’t nearly good enough to sustain herself if she were to suddenly have a massive drop in subscribers.

Do we know how many subs she has now?
 

Honeycrispsky

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I didn't realize Judy was on Neurontin/Gabapentin even though now that I think about it that does sound familiar, I just forgot...so I hope it hasn't been discussed to death, but that explains part of why she's been packing the pounds on quickly, especially if she's on a medium-high dose which i could see her bothering her doc for.

Without powerleveling all over the place, gabapentin is notorious for weight gain and creates this endless hunger much like steroids. I guarantee Judy ain't compensating with more veggies and fruits much less walking/working out (lol as if) meaning she's adding on at least 5-10lbs a month just in gaba weight. She's also gonna bitch up a storm if/when she gets cut off, it doesn't feel great at high doses.

Ah Judy, forever actively getting herself in WORSE situations despise being afforded all sorts of privileges and boosts.

Edit: this might sound HAES-y but for lots of folks the weight gain you experience from medications like gaba is VERY hard to shift off once its there. Not saying its true or not but imo it might have merit, am not scientist enough to know. I do know Judy will never get the weight off regardless if anyone else would.
 

brooky

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Maybe she feels guilty about asking for 1000 subs because she actually does "know her worth" and she knows she puts in a mediocre hobbyists' worth of effort. I bet she herself wouldn't want to pay for her quality of content. If she got a real job and streamed twice a week for fun, she'd probably be way happier and even make some fun money on the side.
 

theriddler3

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I wish Jude’s “community” would wise up and realize she does not care about them beyond their money. She wants to be paid for existing, sitting around, and screeching. If she could get paid and gain internet fame without streaming she absolutely would abandon twitch altogether. It is all numbers and money, not friends and community as she wants them to believe.
But if they wise up, we lose the m.ilk. Fools and their money are easily parted. I assure you, if Jude wasn't fleecing them of their money, some other SJW chartlan would be instead. Judy's supporters fall into one of two categories (1) young twenties or younger and naive or (2) mid twenties to late thirties failure to launches. Both either are living off mommy and daddy's money and/or government social services support. And both groups tend to be in debt because they're shit with money.

Hell, if the world wasn't filled with people who their money slips through their fingers like water, we would have less than 25% of the cows on this site we do now. And I'd argue we wouldn't even have KF since Chris Chan is at least partially motivated by coin. Just enjoy the m.ilk while you can without feeling bad for these idiots. She'll be gone soon enough when a younger SJW with Mega Fibro ADHD C-PTSD™ takes her place.
 

Angry New Ager

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Maybe she feels guilty about asking for 1000 subs because she actually does "know her worth" and she knows she puts in a mediocre hobbyists' worth of effort. I bet she herself wouldn't want to pay for her quality of content. If she got a real job and streamed twice a week for fun, she'd probably be way happier and even make some fun money on the side.
I don't think she feels guilt at all--Narcs never do. I suspect it's just another clumsy way of prodding her followers to step up and subscribe.

It's supposed to go something like this:

Jude: "Oh, poor little me feels so inadequate, I don't dare ask for enough subscribers to make a living. I guess I'm just too humble, and need to overcome my reluctance to ask the universe for what I totally deserve need."

Simps: "AWW JUDE BB, WE LOVE YOU, OUR NONBINARY FEMME SOVEREIGN, AND SHALL OF COURSE GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEYS. BECAUSE YOU WORK SO HARD FOR US AND TOTALLY DESERVE ALL THE THINGS."
 

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