Jude Valentin / Judy Valentin / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Sometimes a woman, Obese

What is Judy's date going to be like?

  • Part of a DnD campaign and therefore pretend

    Votes: 10 17.9%
  • On webcam with some rando, meaning she will not leave her cave

    Votes: 19 33.9%
  • With Mel or some other side character, its just hanging with friends

    Votes: 7 12.5%
  • Hanging with her cats

    Votes: 3 5.4%
  • She is actually just ordering two different take out meals for herself

    Votes: 17 30.4%
  • Very fat

    Votes: 22 39.3%
  • A legitimate date but it will probably go horribly so we won't hear about it

    Votes: 15 26.8%

  • Total voters
    56

Massa's Little Buckie

👨‍👧👼🍼On my knees for massa~ 🧔🏻🦯🙈🙉🙊
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Her wig is not on straight, her elf ears and one of her neck-chins are missing paint, and she still hasn't painted the corners if her mouth. Why bother painting your face and not your arms?

No attempts at giving her face some definition and form. Just a gigantic blue mess.


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Get a job, you negro faggot.
 

JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
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Her own bar is set very low for herself if she’s proud of that makeup and “not giving up”. This is your freaking “job” and this is the most work that is required. And she’s not even that good at it. She’s done it what? 3 times? Showing some real fortitude there Jude
Jude has been slowly improving the makeup look, to give her some credit. Here’s her journey so far:

First attempt
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Second attempt
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Third attempt
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She has given more attention to shading and it looks noticeably less flat because of it. It’s a small thing, but this third attempt is by far her best one yet. She added highlighter/blush and she blended the makeup better than before and left less uncovered spaces. She’s still fat though and that distorts a lot of things and she’d probably look better if she lost weight.
 

grimacefetishist

If only anyone would explain to me why I'm single
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I didn't realize Judy was on Neurontin/Gabapentin even though now that I think about it that does sound familiar, I just forgot...so I hope it hasn't been discussed to death, but that explains part of why she's been packing the pounds on quickly, especially if she's on a medium-high dose which i could see her bothering her doc for.

Without powerleveling all over the place, gabapentin is notorious for weight gain and creates this endless hunger much like steroids. I guarantee Judy ain't compensating with more veggies and fruits much less walking/working out (lol as if) meaning she's adding on at least 5-10lbs a month just in gaba weight. She's also gonna bitch up a storm if/when she gets cut off, it doesn't feel great at high doses.

Ah Judy, forever actively getting herself in WORSE situations despise being afforded all sorts of privileges and boosts.

Edit: this might sound HAES-y but for lots of folks the weight gain you experience from medications like gaba is VERY hard to shift off once its there. Not saying its true or not but imo it might have merit, am not scientist enough to know. I do know Judy will never get the weight off regardless if anyone else would.
I'm not letting this slide with Jude here. I didn't have any problem with my weight on gabapentin. Any cals I stopped burning without the "seizures" I could easily make up for by being able to move properly. Maybe you're thinking of pregabalin?

Also Going gabapentin first wave for fibro is, as they say, "sus" and I wonder if Judes doctor sucks, or if she told the doctor she was suicidal or that she was traumatized by appetite suppressants (pretty much all the other fibro meds)
 

Mealy Mouth Spittle

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I'm not letting this slide with Jude here. I didn't have any problem with my weight on gabapentin. Any cals I stopped burning without the "seizures" I could easily make up for by being able to move properly. Maybe you're thinking of pregabalin?

Also Going gabapentin first wave for fibro is, as they say, "sus" and I wonder if Judes doctor sucks, or if she told the doctor she was suicidal or that she was traumatized by appetite suppressants (pretty much all the other fibro meds)
I took gabapentin for a shoulder injury (and was also told it would help with mild anxiety so I could use it as needed for that). I was also trying to lose weight at the time and still managed to lose 30 lbs while taking it (counting calories and exercising), and I didn't really notice that I had any increase in hunger. I definitely get that when I have to take steroids, but didn't notice it with the gabapentin. Maybe my experience was atypical, but if you are motivated enough, you can at the very least slow your rate of weight gain even if the medicine does caught weight gain.

Jude's weight problem is that she is completely sedentary. Even pre-covid, she basically sat on her ass in her room 24/7. No wonder showers are so physically taxing for her. She is massively out of shape. The best thing she could do would be to take some of her e-begging grift money and invest in a treadmill. Activity -- any at all considering how out of shape she is -- would make a huge difference. Even if she didn't manage to lose weight, she'd at least build up some muscle and stamina. If you're going to push HAES, you should recognize that physical activity for the sake of heart health is a very good thing. Exercise is not something you only do to lose weight, though fats like Jude actually think that.
 

Diet Cake

you can hide so much crime in the ivy
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This brand/marketing genius runs her "business" by blindly applying whatever she gleaned from Googling "how to build your brand" or "how to girlboss" but filtered through her narcissism.

"Women should be more assertive when asking for a raise" = "Don't forget to donate/tip/give me money" x 100

"Do consumer research to better market your product" = "Followers, tell me what to do"

"Hustle culture is not sustainable and will cause burn out" = "I'm going to work as little as possible and take days off for no reason"

She probably thinks she's doing all the right things to grow her audience/income but can't understand why nothing's working.

Jude has been slowly improving the makeup look, to give her some credit. Here’s her journey so far:

First attempt
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Second attempt
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Third attempt
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She has given more attention to shading and it looks noticeably less flat because of it. It’s a small thing, but this third attempt is by far her best one yet. She added highlighter/blush and she blended the makeup better than before and left less uncovered spaces. She’s still fat though and that distorts a lot of things and she’d probably look better if she lost weight.
Patchy foundation aside (why does she keep missing around her mouth?), the blush is what gets me. She went from a heavy handed application to a dainty dusting of the same color, both which look terrible. I hope she tries an orange blush next!!
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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The gift that keeps on giving. I’m really liking the TTRPG arc for Jude:
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Thirsty sword lesbian one-shot:
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Cats:
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A GFM Jude boosted:
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Anybody begging for money for school who uses the shortcut "don8" instead of "donate" needs to just go get a fucking job and give up already. Fast food's hiring, I hear.

Jude has been slowly improving the makeup look, to give her some credit. Here’s her journey so far:

First attempt
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Second attempt
View attachment 2175789

Third attempt
View attachment 2175787

She has given more attention to shading and it looks noticeably less flat because of it. It’s a small thing, but this third attempt is by far her best one yet. She added highlighter/blush and she blended the makeup better than before and left less uncovered spaces. She’s still fat though and that distorts a lot of things and she’d probably look better if she lost weight.

LOL, she's photoshopped the shit out of the second and third ones. She went selectively grayscale on the face, wig, and shirt in the second pic, then airbrushed herself blue. In the third one, she left her shirt red and grayscaled the face and wig,, then airbrushed her face. And her face still looks splotchy because she didn't even out the patchy whiteface before spraying herself blue, and she's just completely fucking incompetent.

You'd think a theatrefag would know a little bit about applying makeup, or that a photographer would understand the rudiments of retouching. But this is Jude, and she doesn't know shit about shit.
 

Diet Cake

you can hide so much crime in the ivy
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Anybody begging for money for school who uses the shortcut "don8" instead of "donate" needs to just go get a fucking job and give up already. Fast food's hiring, I hear.
Individual users can filter posts that contain certain words/phrases from their feed, so the "don8" is them trying to weasel their way past those filters. I've had to mute so many words like "donate" or "fundraise" because Twitter is 90% GoFundMe links.
 
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stupid frog

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i cant stay in this toxic environment, please help me move - nm i used the money for a computer
i cant stay in this toxic environment, please help me move so i can put out more content- runs away to mels, doesnt deliver
i can get my own place with 2 bedroom, please help me move so i can make better content - runs back to her parents place since mom is now dead, doesnt deliver
i need more money so i can make more content - wow i wonder what will happen this time?

jude has the most retarded paypigs around
 

Angry New Ager

Farting for God soon
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i cant stay in this toxic environment, please help me move - nm i used the money for a computer
i cant stay in this toxic environment, please help me move so i can put out more content- runs away to mels, doesnt deliver
i can get my own place with 2 bedroom, please help me move so i can make better content - runs back to her parents place since mom is now dead, doesnt deliver
i need more money so i can make more content - wow i wonder what will happen this time?

jude has the most retarded paypigs around

Well, given how few of her former Patreon subscribers have jumped at the chance to keep donating to her on other platforms, it seems she finally burned out the financial generosity of the bulk of her supporters. They may still participate in her community, but I'm sure they're sick of throwing money at her for nice things and moving expenses, when they can't afford apartments or shiny status toys for themselves. And she's no better at reliably producing content now than she was while still living in her "toxic" home environment, despite her followers buying her all the things she claims she needs in order to do so.

Jude has the worst case of the gimme-gimmes I've ever seen. A lot of us have known a chronic mooch--somebody who always has their hand out, who is always looking for a freebie, and who, if you don't impose limits, will keep taking more than their fair share every fucking time. It may be lots of small, unpaid loans; it may be the free use of other peoples' things; it may be treats in the break room at work; it may be attention; it may be inclusion in social gatherings where they aren't really wanted. But I've yet to meet anybody IRL who is as constant and shameless and greedy a mooch as Jude.

A lot of mooches can be kind of charming as they wheedle and grab their way through life, but they still burn people out, and gain a bad reputation, and constantly have to find new marks as the old ones cease giving them what they want (and warn other people away from them). But Jude isn't even that, so the only people who gravitate to her are either very young and naïve, or very broken. And the young ones wise up and leave after a while, while the broken ones can only give so much.

Jude's most retarded paypigs by far remain her mods, who not only spend hours enforcing Judy's Byzantine system of rules for free, but purchase subscriptions for her followers on their own dime. Joyce has got to be the queen of retard paypigs (seriously, WTF is wrong with her?). But as we've just seen, there's been a major crash in the willingness of Jude's followers to support her financially, and it's going to be interesting to see her reaction when none of her schemes to get them to do so work. She's not in full panic mode yet, but she'll get there.
 

merwitchpigRude

I tweet as Jude on my kiwi profile
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Judy tweets:
Who's awake now (at 4,5am)?
So can you please retweet and shill my ttrpg career shit tweet? Uwu

Btw, currently her DAILY sub goal is 20. Each sub costs her paypig viewers $5, judy will pocket $2.50.

So for each stream, she wants her loser "community" to pony up $100. U deserve it, gordygirl!
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Edit:

Do u wanna get moti?
14.30 minute: judy offers some glasses company the chance to sponsor her so thry can "break into the twitch space"

17 minute: she screenshares vidcon website. Agrees with her chat that "dats a lot of white faces" on the vidcon site, when there are asian and hispanic creators featured heavily...

Heftypig is extra ugly because she went with a minimal makeup look. Everyone knows she can barely pass as human with a full face of thick cakeup
 
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JambledUpWords

Stairs are my worst enemy
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Thirsty sword lesbians:
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One-shot reels:
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Acting in TTRPG is good because muh fibro:
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Entertaining everyone is hard work:
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You aren’t entitled to a streamer’s time just because you followed:
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Blerp:
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Cats:
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Clips for TTRPG:
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Jude in a coloring book:
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Self care:
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Transtopia:
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Pretty dice:
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TTRPG is just too white:
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