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June 2018 Merchandise

Discussion in 'Forum Discussion' started by Null, Jun 15, 2018.

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  1. My stuff showed up, shirt looks great. Orange Fanta shot glasses.
    Was hoping to trade around but got directed here

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  2. Stuff finally came. Couch Cuck shirt is cozy af and I got an orange fanta shot glass like everyone else. On the bright side, I can use it at parties.
    Kiwi drinking party when?
     
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    #302 Sexy Times Hitler, Aug 9, 2018 at 8:10 PM
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  3. Got my Believe shirt today, and it's adorable as fuck. The flightless bird looking up at another flightless creature who's jumping over the moon--so sweet, I've got the 'beetus already. I am absolutely wearing this mofo in public because who's going to question a cute aspirational animal shirt?

    Now I kinda wish I'd ordered a shot glass too, though. I didn't because I was afraid I'd get one of the weird quotes I'd have to explain if a friend found it in the cupboard.

    (I know, I know, implying a Kiwi has IRL friends ...)

    Anyway, very pleased with the shirt and wish I'd had the shekels to buy more at the time. Definitely looking forward to the next merch drive.
     
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  4. Only requirement for entry is to show your kf shotglass at the door. :story:
     
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  5. Same, this shirt rocks. Can't wait for the random occurrence of spotting another one. I see you bro, you and me, we're in this together.

    This is how black people must feel
     
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  6. I think for all the quotes for the randomizer to get snagged on, the orange Fanta one is objectively the best and most relevant. :drink:
     
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  7. I ordered the shot glass. Still waiting on it. If all the glasses shipped out with the same quote I'll be OK with it because it makes sense in the context of it being a shot glass.

    Truthfully I was hoping for a Jace quote; "You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!"
     
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  8. Aside from the same quote for all of them, those are really nice shot glasses
     
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  9. I hope the printing on them lasts, I would wash your glasses carefully.
     
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  10. I'm already abusing one of them to see just how good it is. Going to throw it through the dishwasher later, and then give it a soak.
     
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  11. Tell us the 'zults
     
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  12. Kiwi science is best science.
     
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    Hooray! My shirts arrived, I can now broadcast to the world I am on a website nobody should know I am on.
     
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  14. Both of my shirts have gotten comments from other people, including a total stranger, on how great they are.
     
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  15. Look great, feel good. Thanks papa null.
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  16. I got my Cowstume shirt today! It's so adorable. I can't wait to show it off! I'll make sure to go to the mall or something for easy exposure. :biggrin:
     
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  17. The 'Believe' shirt and Fanta shot glass arrived today; they are good quality.
    The wife was bemused, which I'm sure presages what just about every normal person's reaction will be.
     
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  18. First of the International Kiwi Playboys!

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    Not worn them yet, I'll probably wear the Pickled Kiwi under my work shirt, but they feel like my tri-blend shirts, which are comfy as fuck.
     
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    #318 CWCissey, Aug 11, 2018 at 5:17 AM
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2018 at 5:33 AM
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  19. Mine showed up this morning. It's a bit bigger and heavier duty than I expected.
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  20. Rad
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