LGBT June-23-2015 Chris reflects on a novel

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TwoDickSteve

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Even literature has to involve his duck.

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I read in a book a story about a woman who she and her
spouse bought a house that was not the best, yet all they
could afford. She hated the defragmented portions of the
house so much. But then she replaced "hate" with
"grateful", as well as added hat she deserved a better
house. And then eventually the house was improved one step
at a time and becamse her dream house.

If things were that easy, I would say "I'm grateful for my
penis. But I deserve a full-functioning vagina", and have
an overnight metamorphosis like Geraldine.

Hmm.


Thank you ZehnBoat for typing out Chris's ramblings for me. May Godbear bless you.
 
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Totenkopf

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Chris hasn't made me say "What the fuck" out loud in a long time, so good for him, I guess.

Maybe because I thought it was actually sort of sweet and then it took a sharp right turn towards his fucked up dick.

What the fuck, Chris.
 

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My god there is so much here that just boggles the mind. The general lack of anything resembling english grammar, the fact that he didn't correct any typos, the fact that he seems to both know the word "defragment" without actually knowing what it means. And the coup-de-grace, the fact that he apparently missed the entire point of the book (Or at least what I assume it is based solely on Chris' extrodinarily scattered synopsis), which is that to achieve what you want you need to slowly work at it one step at a time, not wish it will just happen on it's own.

Some things never change do they?
 
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Christine said:
If things were that easy, I would say "I'm grateful for my penis. But I deserve a full-functioning vagina"
I think there have been dictators with less ego than Chris.

Also, while I know this fantasy goes towards his present fascination with scissoring, I also wonder if this appeals to his bizarre fascination about pregnancy. I know it's a bit of a stretch, but as Chris has just demonstrated, there is no train of thought with his logic but rather just a series of interconnecting roads, ultimately leading nowhere.[/quote]
 

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My god there is so much here that just boggles the mind. The general lack of anything resembling english grammar, the fact that he didn't correct any typos, the fact that he seems to both know the worth "defragment" without actually knowing what it means. And the coup-de-grace, the fact that he apparently missed the entire point of the book (Or at least what I assume it is based solely on Chris' extrodinarily scattered synopsis), which is that to achieve what you want you need to slowly work at it one step at a time, not wish it will just happen on it's own.

Some things never change do they?

You're missing the most mind-boggling part of all: HE READ A FUCKING BOOK
 
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