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True & Honest Fan
Kevin Gibes, also known by their trans persona as "Kathryn," their primary online handle of "TransSalamander," or other usernames "RageTreb" and "The Green Salamander," is a Colorado autogynephilic, sex-obsessed post-op transsexual in their mid-30's who checks nearly every box to an almost parodic degree. His hobbies and interests include countless paraphilias such as diaper fetishism, discussing his struggles maintaining a neovagina, constantly sharing or discussing pornography, or engaging in erotic role plays over Twitter while apparently bashing his head against his keyboard and hitting "post," as demonstrated in the musical guide below.
To the relief of many, Kevin has sectioned himself away from the rest of the world in a bizarre and cult-like trans-only alpaca ranch known as The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, which has spawned its own thread due to its own antics.
Throughout the existence of this thread, Kevin has proven just how destructive he and his habits are. Outside of his limited hobbies, Kevin has adversely impacted the lives of people who interact with him, presented absurd stereotypes of women as reality, caused the direct suffering of his family, and regularly attempts to convert people into his damaging lifestyle. Kevin himself isn't safe from Kevin either, as he's gone out of his way to destroy his own body.
Special thanks to @stupid fuck for the thread in general, the assistance of @heathercho, @Gizmoduck, @Dustlord, @Crunchy Leaf, and @remiem, and @meinhausinneuberlin for the original information. Additional thanks/unthanks to @mirrorcrayon2 for the discovery of Kevin's NSFW accounts.
For quite some time before he was ever given direct attention, Kevin was spotted lurking around the trans community of Twitter. While some listen to his words with genuine awe, he mostly was being passed around as a laughingstock who openly discusses revolting or bizarre topics such as a countless list of fetishes he has (including rape, hence the header image) which, in all honestly, would be easier to name off fetishes Kevin doesn't have, as scat porn seems to be where he draws the line (although he has a strong fascination with urine). Paraphilia aside, of special note is his understanding of undergoing sexual reassignment surgery, as his magical thinking regarding the topic is a particularly laughable display.
What helps perpetuate Kevin's notability as a trans Twitter creep is his simply staggering amount of tweets which he makes daily. Kevin, by his own admission, is addicted to posting grotesque comments on Twitter. He is obsessed to the point where when he received but a single account strike, he broke down into a complete wreck of a panic attack, frothing at the mouth from the mere thought of not being able to use Twitter for a few days. Another notable instance involves Kevin promising to take a one week break from Twitter, which he has still failed to uphold to this day. As a result of this addiction, at the time it was last calculated, Kevin's Twitter averages roughly 5.3 Tweets every hour, uninterrupted, for over half a decade.
Like moving a piece of garbage causes a horde of cockroaches to escape and scuttle about from underneath, the existence of Kevin's thread remains a constant source of ire for those who share the residence with him, on top of Kevin himself. Starting with Kevin's reaction, while he touts how many people have viewed his Twitter profile, even more have viewed this very thread, leading to him complaining how his name now autofills in search engines to suggest Kiwifarms. Kevin also often flip-flops between becoming extremely angry and upset when people mention his thread to instead acting proud of its existence, fooling nobody and entertaining many.
As for the ranch itself, they reacted to the thread with how they typically react to any form of dissent, being they waved a gun around and challenged people to trespass so they could shoot them, demonstrating they are an equally amusing source of comedy as Kevin is. Kevin's defenders also watch his thread with a careful eye, and will run to alert him whenever they believe he may be in danger of Kiwifarm's wrath. While in reality Kevin is "never" in danger of Kiwifarms doing anything, his defenders instead believe he "always" is. Of note, one of Kevin's creepy e-boyfriends, called "Wedge" for the unfortunate shape of his triangular penis, will interact with the thread and has directly responded to mockery of him and Kevin. On that note, hello Wedge!
DAILY LIFE (OR LACK THEREOF)
During the moments where Kevin isn't blubbering on Twitter or raging over his thread, his primary hobby besides being a de facto Drew Carey impersonator is watching pornography. But with the understandable notion claiming "excessively masturbating to pictures of inflatable pool toys" isn't a hobby, Kevin is a man of few talents. He occasionally draws, but his skills have not improved for years. The best demonstration of his poor capabilities is the (NSFW) page containing his pornographic drawings on a "Rule 34" website. On this site with users accepting of the most bizarre or badly made drawings, Kevin's art skills were heavily criticized to the point where even the poster of his works (who was unaffiliated with Kevin) was specifically told to stop sharing it by viewers.
Drawing may very well be Kevin's only productive interest, as he otherwise spends excessive amounts of money on games or literal children's toys. However, Kevin has expensive tastes, and so he quickly discovered how profitable it is grifting online, with him managing to beg nearly $3,000 in only four months. It is not simple speculation or conjecture which claims Kevin takes this grift money, which he assures is for rent and utilities, and spends it on toys, as Kevin is not only arrogant, but also shameless in how transparently he is lying about needing money for basic survival. There have been instances where Kevin begged for the exact price of a plastic toy he wanted while still lying and saying it was for bills, and he seems to "mysteriously" gain stockpiles of plastic toys or figurines to collect dust immediately after a grift.
Kevin is also certain to make his scams indefensible, as he does not merely buy cheap toys he won't do anything with besides set them on a shelf, he will buy the most expensive toys available which he won't do anything with besides set them on a shelf, such as a figurine worth $850, which he once again gained after a successful begging session. As if it wasn't abhorrent enough, if he is confronted with his blatant lies, Kevin will then grow indignant, opting to mock the person for noticing what is blatantly obvious. In this specific example, Kevin then immediately went from insulting the person who called him out to buying inflation porn. It is observable, as time goes on and more people begin identifying his scamming, how Kevin becomes increasingly more incomprehensible yet desperate trying to defend this blatant misuse of others' trust and money.
KEVIN AND OTHERS
As his daily routine entirely revolves around Twitter, Kevin inevitably is forced to interact with other people, usually in the form of Kevin's tendency to present outlandishly stupid concepts. In a particularly confusing post, while using argumentation and hypotheticals, Kevin states using argumentation and hypotheticals is bad. This reveals how while Kevin does actually enjoy arguing and presenting dumb ideas, he absolutely hates when dissenters argue back. Kevin is certainly no stranger to posting instigative comments spurring arguments, as he is prone to childish or magical thinking, as demonstrated below, and he will present his nonsensical ideas without elaboration and immediately block anyone who questions him.
This is just simply annoying, but it leads to Kevin's inherently antisocial behavior. As stated before, Kevin hates people who disagree with him. This is not hyperbole in any sense, as merely holding a differing opinion causes Kevin to form a vendetta against the dissenter. Dissociative fantasy being a favorite of Kevin, he has stated how he enjoys imagining torturing and killing people who disagree with him. And, should a person he disagrees with genuinely die, Kevin will promptly laugh about their death and celebrate. Even the well-being of random people who haven't crossed Kevin yet are deserving of his scorn, as he expressed his glee during protests where individuals were hurt and buildings were being destroyed.
Besides being uncaring towards others, Kevin also tends to hold his transgender status as a point of superiority over others. To Kevin, the fact a person is trans makes them immune to all forms of negative interaction, including mockery, dissent, and criticism. This is best exemplified by the above, where Kevin blindly defended an outed pedophile while excusing pedophilia using the logic of trans people never experiencing a "proper" childhood, which is expressed through sexualizing children. Sometimes Kevin will even formulate new ways to flaunt his trans status as a point of superiority over others, as he has insulted and blocked people simply for sharing his original name pre-transition, and described himself as part of a "protected category" immune to mockery. Nonsensically, he also feels an exceedingly vindictive rivalry between himself and heterosexual people, evident by how he unsympathetically stated he found spousal abuse funny, but only if it specifically affects straight couples.
If it isn't clearly demonstrated, Kevin does not value others in any capacity. When a child no older than twelve years of age tried helping Kevin, his first response was to respond rudely while finding amusement when the child decided to stop giving their assistance. No action is too little, benign, or meaningless to earn his scorn either, as when a random woman politely asked him to not stand too close to her while waiting in a line, Kevin would later refer to her as a "cunt." With Kevin being absurdly petty apparently not being bad enough, he seems to believe others can read his mind, as he will often assume people will completely understand his viewpoint when he's never met the person nor spoken to them meaningfully. The best example of this is when he became angry with a random user for joking with Kevin precisely how literally every other person does, which Kevin decided to take umbrage with without reason.
What will become increasingly apparent is how Kevin only sees people as a means of serving his masturbatory habits. The only time he interacts with people while not berating them, besides when making idle chit-chat discussing toys or politics, is when the topic is sexual in nature. Kevin seems to never have any form of platonic relationship. People are either a wall to bounce sexual comments off of, or they are a nuisance to him with no middle ground. If Kevin speaks to a person for an extended period of time without pushing them away, he will instantly start trying to do erotic roleplays with them, leading to Kevin claiming to be in a serious relationship with people he both has never met in person nor even heard the voice of. Worst of all, Kevin is fully aware of how he treats people who don't want to serve his sex-focused nature, as he has expressly stated he seeks to improve how he interacts with acquaintances; Kevin then went on to prove this was an empty platitude by instantly yelling at literally the first person who responded receptively to that very statement.
As evidence demonstrates, Kevin's selfish and uncompromising nature of emotional manipulation cultivates the interactions people share with him. Whenever he encounters any form of dissent, he will attempt to guilt his followers into submitting to him through deleting their own posts or immediately apologizing, sometimes both. As a demonstration of the subserviency of his "fans," they all invariably beg for Kevin's forgiveness shamelessly and cave to his demands unconditionally. Those who fail to submit are immediately blocked by Kevin while he naturally always tries to get the last laugh before doing so when the recipient is unable to further respond. This all goes to show that Kevin treats individuals despicably and culls those who do not take his abuse in stride while praising individuals who submit to him.
KEVIN AND WOMEN
Kevin's behavior may be the result of his limited interactions with others. What also may stem from this is his frankly misogynistic perception of women, a bitter irony concerning his obsession with becoming one. Kevin has never been spotted interacting meaningful with a woman (besides calling one a "cunt" when it suited him, of course), but how he sees them is almost certainly the result of standards set by pornography and fiction.
The list of laughable traits he attributes to women is rife with prominent examples. Kevin regularly shares his belief that it is natural for women to be difficult to pleasure and is typical of them to struggle to orgasm, which he uses to excuse the expected loss of sensitivity as a result of his sexual reassignment surgery. When he experienced a worsened libido, explained by the removal of his testicles, Kevin instead calls it a "feminine libido." If his neovagina smells, he demonstrates how he believes all vaginas smell bad. When he becomes irritable and begins insulting people at random, or being "bitchy and weepy" as Kevin puts it, he will excuse this as him simply acting like a woman on her period. He even blames his inability to do basic math on his transition, implying women are naturally bad at mathematics. The worst example is his pregnancy fetish, where he finds intrigue in the idea of women being "domesticated" through pregnancy, although Kevin has bemoaned that he'll never be a biological mother (to the relief of many).
Yet Kevin's perception of women goes beyond disturbing and into insulting when he describes activities such as buying children's bandages (brandishing Disney princesses) as distinctly feminine instead of childish. Most telling of all is that Kevin notes acting feminine triggers his humiliation fetish, meaning he quite literally finds being a woman (or at least his warped idea of one) humiliating. Then, taking a step even further beyond degenerate and into the insane, Kevin has managed to fetishize topics involving women which aren't even overtly sexual or conventionally feminine, demonstrated by how he expresses sexual excitement from imagining the genuine danger lesbian women born centuries ago faced.
Yet despite his best efforts, Kevin humorously displays stereotypically male characteristics as a trans woman. For example, Kevin doesn't understand how to hook or unhook a bra, took entire weeks to find his own makeshift clitoris, believes it's common for women to orgasm from penetration alone, describes himself as a "bottom" (which is exclusively homosexual male terminology), and expresses his interest in "frotting" with his neovagina (a sexual act done between two homosexual males).
KEVIN AND FAMILY
Readers may expect Kevin's family to be exempt from the contemptible way he treats others, but that couldn't be farther from the truth. Kevin's family is otherwise exceedingly normal other than a deceased father, but it is Kevin's interaction with them which is exceedingly strange. It is unknown how Kevin's relationship with his sister has panned out over the years, although some speculate Kevin's early attempts to transition involved emulating his sister's appearance. As for his brother and mother, he is evidently estranged. But it is predictably Kevin's own fault for his estrangement, especially regarding his brother. In short, Kevin's first (and only) ex told him to kick his brother out of their shared living arrangement, and Kevin obliged without a second thought. Soon after, the pair broke up, sacrificing the bond with his brother in favor of what was an observably volatile relationship which dissolved immediately. Still, Kevin regularly talks about his estrangement with his brother as if his brother is the one at fault for no longer speaking to him.
Kevin's additionally poor relationship with his mother is likewise his own fault. He regularly blames her for not accepting his transition, but his only evidence of this is her referring to him as "Kevie" in a few exchanges (and apparently on her personalized answering machine, a function which is not known for any phone).
Given that Kevin can only think in terms of himself, he fails to even pretend to care that his mother is expressing her hardships and opts to lecture her for calling him the nickname she presumably used throughout his childhood. After happily sharing this exchange, he immediately badmouths her with a random stranger, further proving that Kevin can only see the world through a selfish lens, uncaring of the difficulties his family faces (some of which are because of him).
Ironically, it is due to his own family as to why Kevin can continue his lazy existence, as he has confirmed he receives monthly inheritance checks from a deceased aunt. This may also explain why he is still allowed on the "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" even though he offers nothing more than being a drain on resources. Regardless, despite being having everything handed to him while being owed nothing, Kevin has a thankless relationship with his family as a whole, and may never work a single day in his entire life.
Of course, women and his family aren't the only ones subjected to Kevin. Since he only values people based on whether or not he can gain any sexual satisfaction from them, Kevin takes the proactive approach and often will try to groom any and everyone who interacts with him if they aren't transgender already. Besides his cruel nature, this may be one of Kevin's most detestable traits. The extent of which Kevin does so borders on the edge of sounding similar to a paranoid conspiracy theory. In all seriousness, Kevin both aggressively and maliciously tries to convince any person he meets to transition. A common tactic is for Kevin to blame any issue a person has, no matter how mundane or unrelated, on the fact they haven't transitioned yet. Kevin himself is aware of how he grooms others, as he has stated how he genuinely tries to groom any individual who gets close to him, and how he wishes he could go back in time and groom more people he knew sooner.
The most prominent target of his grooming is a male named mode_view, an emotional leech in their own right, who Kevin has been trying to groom for ages. Even when Kevin was explicitly turned down, he went on to refer to mode_view using feminine pronouns and hounding him incessantly to transition. While describing such tactics as "cult-like" is rather trite, it is still an accurate descriptor, as not only did Kevin proceed to become increasingly angry and curt when his attempts to groom mode_view were turned down, other people in Kevin's circle joined in to continue pressuring him to transition (as Wedge himself is also prone to grooming, evident by his discussions of trying to induct individuals in a Discord server he frequents into his multiple fetishes). This is a reoccurring trend as well, as Kevin's social circle literally group together and furiously demand mode_view transition as if they are an authority over him.
While mode_view demonstrates how Kevin "aggressively" grooms others, there are multiple examples showing how Kevin "maliciously" grooms others. Kevin wears successfully groomed individuals as badges of honor, yet he will completely ignore how he has destroyed their lives directly due to this. For example, Kevin convinced the creator of a webcomic to transition (or "cracked the egg," terminology used by trans circles which basically means "groomed"). As a direct result of this, the comic creator's marriage begun to be increasingly strained, leading to his wife having a mental breakdown and requiring therapy to cope with the stress of her husband's transition. Kevin, of course, chose to ignore this and still has not made a direct statement regarding it.
This is merely an example of Kevin's malice through willful ignorance, however. A particularly awful episode demonstrated Kevin will not only groom a person even if it ruins their life, but he will then use this groomed individual as a pedestal to lecture others. When Kevin groomed user blaze_casual to undergo sexual reassignment surgery, blaze_casual immediately shared their complications and regret regarding the procedure. Rather than take responsibility, apologize, or even so much as show sympathy, Kevin opted to point at blaze_casual and call him an exception before sharing how Kevin still believes transitioning is something anyone should undergo. Worst of all is Kevin warns against assuming undergoing the surgery is a magical process with little complication, which are statements Kevin makes precisely.
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