Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

[Evilronald]

Kurt made an appearance in the DT 2020 Election thread



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I don't know if I'd run around calling people pathetic if I was the guy who bankrolled child porn.

You’d think the guy who did those stories on Enron would understand the importance of an audit trail . In fact, Arthur Anderson went out of business because they shredded the audit documents.

Its also rich that the guy who claimed to be looking up tentacle porn to show his kids (instead of just admitting he’s into hentai) would call someone pathetic.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

You’d think the guy who did those stories on Enron would understand the importance of an audit trail .

He does, that's why he's happy the Dems destroyed the trail.

 

[AnOminous]

declaring war on AOC via his "son"

I think he means his wife's son.

 

[Mola Ram]

No news on the Eichenwald front, but this has been making the rounds on Twitter and it's worth a chuckle. A sad decline.

 

[Archeopthryx]

No news on the Eichenwald front, but this has been making the rounds on Twitter and it's worth a chuckle. A sad decline.

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When will Twitter suddenly decide that Eichenwald is not a real person and take away that checkmark?

 

[Mola Ram]

When will Twitter suddenly decide that Eichenwald is not a real person and take away that checkmark?

The number of nonentities who have bluechecks is astonishing. If MovieBob hasn't lost his, Kurt will be enshrined forever.

 

[Fougaro]

No news on the Eichenwald front, but this has been making the rounds on Twitter and it's worth a chuckle. A sad decline.

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This is the reason why Eichenwald is one of the biggest lolcows we have a thread on, easily among the top 10 if not top 5. In addition to the faggotry and Julay he produced, he used to be a prestigious and and award-winning journalist and is now, due to spectacularly crashing his career entirely by his own fault, a laughing stock and an IBS tier Internet nobody who is in the same league with the likes of Ethan Fucking Ralph, while going on Francis E. Dec levels of schizo rants about "Russian trolls".

Is there any other lolcow who had a comparable downfall of epic proportions like Kurt? Kurt's life is a reverse Rocky story.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

declaring war on AOC via his "son"
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My kung-fu son is so disappointed that you far left progressives aren't make nice with the forever war neocons. At least pretend in public so we can own the CHUDS by telling them that their Republican masters hate their CHUD-King too.

 

[ddlloo]

Eichenwald now dabbling in Holocaust denial in order to attack Trump.

He's deleted half the tweets 'because he was misunderstood' but he's still doubling down in his replies to justify it all and it's amazing.

Here's a sampler from a tweet chain mocking him. Someone more patient and diligent could probably find and archive a bunch more of his justifications and ramblings.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Can't stand people like him that go on and on about the Holocaust, as if it's the most horrible thing that has ever happened and everything must be compared to it. Yes, it's also very inappropriate.

 

[ditto]

There's so much wrong and offensive about this it makes me MATI.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is there any other lolcow who had a comparable downfall of epic proportions like Kurt? Kurt's life is a reverse Rocky story.

Anthony Cumia comes close. Once the co-host of popular radio show that remains a household name, now a disgraced reject who has fallen into the pit of obscurity due to his behavior. Also a suspected pedo just like Kurt.

 

[The Grinch]

Eichenwald now dabbling in Holocaust denial in order to attack Trump.

He's deleted half the tweets 'because he was misunderstood' but he's still doubling down in his replies to justify it all and it's amazing.

Here's a sampler from a tweet chain mocking him. Someone more patient and diligent could probably find and archive a bunch more of his justifications and ramblings.
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I absolutely love seeing people comparing events to the holocaust because it always backfires on them. "[event] is not even close to the murder of 200 octillion jews!"

 

[thismanlies]

There's so much wrong and offensive about this it makes me MATI.

You know you've done fucked up when you trivialize the Holocaust in a way that pisses off Kiwi Farms.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

Can't stand people like him that go on and on about the Holocaust, as if it's the most horrible thing that has ever happened and everything must be compared to it. Yes, it's also very inappropriate.

Been watching this unfold and it's been good. When he finds himself in a hole he just keeps digging.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's always hilarious when you see a Jew who can't even use the Holocaust as a bludgeon correctly. Kurt's epilepsy clearly has given him some serious brain damage.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

edit: lol

 

[The 8 Of Spades]

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Kurt's situation explained with a crude mobile image edit.

Spoiler: You are here.

 

[ddlloo]

Kurt's the kind of guy to get accused of farting, only to attack that person for lying because actually Kurt deliberately shat himself.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's funny, I've never met a tax rebel yet who actually owed any income tax. They're all as poor as churchmice. They do not owe tax. They are owed services, and they don't collect them.

Are tax rebels the same as UK freemen on the land?

declaring war on AOC via his "son"
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Is it just me or do lefty bluechecks have a weird fascination for AOC?

They start by retweeting everything she says and responding to her tweets with the appropriate emojis based on what windmills Doña Quijote has decided to charge at today, then spend days waiting for her to respond, and when she ignores them because she's got better things to do than listen to a bunch of soylent-drinking simps talk about how she should totally be president, they throw a tantrum and accuse her of not being a true ”progressive”.

I never thought I'd find myself saying anything in defense of a woman who said that cauliflowers are a tool of white supremacy, but she's not going to shag you and retweeting everything her and the rest of the Squad post won't change that.

Eichenwald now dabbling in Holocaust denial in order to attack Trump.

He's deleted half the tweets 'because he was misunderstood' but he's still doubling down in his replies to justify it all and it's amazing.

Here's a sampler from a tweet chain mocking him. Someone more patient and diligent could probably find and archive a bunch more of his justifications and ramblings.

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Ah, a graduate from the Diane Abbott school of maths.

6,000,000 was a lot bigger than 280,000 last time I checked, and even if you want to go by this man's Holocaust-denying claim that only 285,000 Jews were killed, then 285,000 is still bigger than 280,000.