Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @aceofdajungle - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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Christ Loug, I know 6 year olds who care less about their fucking birthday than you do. He's turning what, 39?

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Oh, Christ, we're starting this again? I almost forgot how much he freaks out when nobody cares about his birthday, and now he's here to remind me daily even after it happens.
 

BananaSlamma

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So, the Apple event just finished a few hours ago, with new iPads and iPhones. I wonder how long it’ll take before Lou mysteriously needs one.
It's gonna either be "omg yinz guize my ipad died can u believe it? anyway I need this new ipad mini because the screen is bigger and the pink color is very gender affirming" or including other reasons like "more portable" or "The screen is too big for my glasses, I need something smaller, look at the size compared to the apple pencil which I also need." and then he asks for $800
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"This is a fucking post...to some fat FUCK on Kiwifarms named 'Louis Gagliardi.' Now, I'm tired of this fat FUCK popping up in all of my fucking thread searches when I'm looking for a FUCKING lolcow OP! I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath from ANY of you Louis orbiters that feel sorry for this greasy fuck!"

"You fat fucking, disgusting, ass-smelling, blob, cheese-drinking, Crisco-bathing, lard-gargling, calorie-thieving, Cabbage Patch face-having, Dr. Robotnik-looking, WingStop eating, McDonalds gorging, T-rex arm-having, non-vegetable-eating, cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, wide load, Hungry-Hungry Hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale slash Free Willy, parked bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, Kirby, salad dodger, chair crusher, butter ball, go to Subway but put everything on it, Michelin Man, happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker!"

"I know there's gonna be a lot of furries out there calling me a troll, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people, especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and grift money for iPads! While a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it!"

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"If you don't like what the fuck I'm saying...then FUCK YOU!"
 

Dusk

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Christ Loug, I know 6 year olds who care less about their fucking birthday than you do. He's turning what, 39?

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We get it, Lou, you're a Gemini--which makes sense, because you do weigh the same amount as the average pair of adult male twins. And that's just in America--Lou probably outweighs the average Sudanese village, and that includes livestock.

ETA: i done fucked up, he's a libra lmao
 
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BananaSlamma

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Ok is Lou just tweeting random song lyrics now to convey how they're feeling at a given moment? it's really weird and it feels like a trend that died with MySpace.

song is Never Been Better by Olly Murs
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also I expect them to start grifting for this because it's 'a new way to color on the go' even though it's absolutely going to be more limited than the iPad with the pencil and procreate he already owns.
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Cable

Lou Gagliardi's tiger porn storage device
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also I expect them to start grifting for this because it's 'a new way to color on the go' even though it's absolutely going to be more limited than the iPad with the pencil and procreate he already owns.
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to be completely fair, the app costs 29.99 USD, so if Lou is seen begging for an emergency 30$ purchase we all know where that's going provided Lou hasn't already bought the art program.

Speaking of, didn't Sonic Colors Ultimate come out recently? Wonder if Lou has any recorded time on it on the Switch.
 

Rare Steak

Suck me my penis
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We get it, Lou, you're a Gemini--which makes sense, because you do weigh the same amount as the average pair of adult male twins. And that's just in America--Lou probably outweighs the average Sudanese village, and that includes livestock.
Hate to be that guy but if his bday is oct 17- he’s a Libra. Which is the sign of the scales. Which also has jokes that write themselves.
 

BoobWhiskers

I don't give a shit how anomalous these images are
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Even for a casual, why the fuck would anyone draw on a Switch?

Drawing on an iPad isn't the device's primary purpose, but a tablet is basically a simplified computer; you CAN draw on it, just like you CAN write an essay on it, it's all about the software you use. It also has the benefit of being literally all screen to draw on, and a fairly sizable screen at that.

A Switch is considerably smaller, less than half the size of an iPad, and aside from being a smaller working surface in general this also means that screen has less room to fit the UI that you need when drawing. If you have a Switch and nothing else, sure I guess it's better than having nothing at all, but I'd be willing to bet your average adult manchild is more likely to have some sort of tablet or computer than a Switch.

Lou has NO SHORTAGE of iPads and also doesn't fucking draw so idk why he'd care.

...seriously though, the Switch is a great little device but it's way too small for proper drawing. Just get a fucking sketchbook. Pen. Paper. Kids these days.
 

tofu dog

goffic doggy
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Even for a casual, why the fuck would anyone draw on a Switch?

Drawing on an iPad isn't the device's primary purpose, but a tablet is basically a simplified computer; you CAN draw on it, just like you CAN write an essay on it, it's all about the software you use. It also has the benefit of being literally all screen to draw on, and a fairly sizable screen at that.

A Switch is considerably smaller, less than half the size of an iPad, and aside from being a smaller working surface in general this also means that screen has less room to fit the UI that you need when drawing. If you have a Switch and nothing else, sure I guess it's better than having nothing at all, but I'd be willing to bet your average adult manchild is more likely to have some sort of tablet or computer than a Switch.

Lou has NO SHORTAGE of iPads and also doesn't fucking draw so idk why he'd care.

...seriously though, the Switch is a great little device but it's way too small for proper drawing. Just get a fucking sketchbook. Pen. Paper. Kids these days.
Honestly reminds me of the absurd amount of people I knew (at least 3 back in the day?) who, instead of having cellphones or actual cameras, used their DSi for everything camera/internet related. That's the only kind of person I can see this being for, aside from bored ten year olds on a car trip and gimmick artists looking for a new trick.

I want Lou to get it, it's been ages since we've seen new original art from him. He drew that tiger a million years ago.
 

BananaSlamma

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Even for a casual, why the fuck would anyone draw on a Switch?

Drawing on an iPad isn't the device's primary purpose, but a tablet is basically a simplified computer; you CAN draw on it, just like you CAN write an essay on it, it's all about the software you use. It also has the benefit of being literally all screen to draw on, and a fairly sizable screen at that.

A Switch is considerably smaller, less than half the size of an iPad, and aside from being a smaller working surface in general this also means that screen has less room to fit the UI that you need when drawing. If you have a Switch and nothing else, sure I guess it's better than having nothing at all, but I'd be willing to bet your average adult manchild is more likely to have some sort of tablet or computer than a Switch.

Lou has NO SHORTAGE of iPads and also doesn't fucking draw so idk why he'd care.

...seriously though, the Switch is a great little device but it's way too small for proper drawing. Just get a fucking sketchbook. Pen. Paper. Kids these days.
I think the game is meant to be a fun little way to for people to learn more art techniques n stuff, mostly for people that want to learn and already own a switch, or more professional artists that wanna experiment with the platform. They usually have a website where people can show off the artwork they make, like they did with the 3DS version of the game a few years ago. It gameifies the process, similar to home fitness apps like Peloton or Apple Fitness. It's also definitely a small screen, though considering the stuff people have made on the 3ds version it can definitely be done well on the Switch. https://www.colorslive.com/paintings/top


Those are certainly a lot of words, Lou.
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Lou says this is terrorism but would absolutely be for it if this was a left wing event doing the same and not an event meant for people that broke into the capitol building in January.
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Lou apparently has two (Yes, 2!) fursonas now. They just need names.
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Dusk

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Hate to be that guy but if his bday is oct 17- he’s a Libra. Which is the sign of the scales. Which also has jokes that write themselves.
Yooooo I fucked it up, it's real illiteracy hours up in here :left:
At least I can take comfort in the fact that even the universe knows that Lou is fat and nobody wants to have sex with him.
 

Cable

Lou Gagliardi's tiger porn storage device
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Lou says this is terrorism but would absolutely be for it if this was a left wing event doing the same and not an event meant for people that broke into the capitol building in January.
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same energy as Lou's first interactions with Corust by trying to publicly "report" Corust by constantly @'ing Twitter Support instead of straight up blocking Corust.

Speaking of, this wouldn't work as what Matt posted doesn't violate any sort of rule at all lmao, as well as the FBI only ever checking absolute extreme cases of concern by thousands of people, not some literally-who furry on twitter dot com.
Lou apparently has two (Yes, 2!) fursonas now. They just need names.
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how long until Lou abandons this one like his old characters from the pre-KF days, or even the post-KF "I am selling my tablet for the same amount I bought it for months ago"
 

Kled

Don't you bite me again!
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Lou doesn't give a shit for the people who live in his house unless they can benefit him in some way in the form of a consoomer product or straight up money or a moderately sized meal of a Pizza Hut family box. Dad raped him for what? 8 years off and on? Now he suddenly cares that he had a fucky wucky accident at his grandson's sportsball practice. Nephew "needs" a new [electronic] but 30 seconds earlier he wanted to deck him through the house Looney Tunes style because he farted on his brontosaurus leg. Mom's a drunk piece of shit who "abuses him" but she takes a tumble because no one can clean up after themselves apparently and suddenly he's literally shaking. It would be funny if it weren't tiring to me.

Also fucking lmao at him saying he controlled his diabetes. He cant' even control a narrative much less beetus.
 

Doggo

Mess with pupper, you become supper.
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to be completely fair, the app costs 29.99 USD, so if Lou is seen begging for an emergency 30$ purchase we all know where that's going provided Lou hasn't already bought the art program.

Speaking of, didn't Sonic Colors Ultimate come out recently? Wonder if Lou has any recorded time on it on the Switch.
They’re saying “get an iPad with procreate” because it’s specifically designed to do those sort of creative tasks.

Lou wants bigger displays, whereas for what I do (which is firmly in the creative field), but legitimately creative people care about colour accuracy, at the very least. The iPad has been famously good at that for years, and they’re not a $3,000 Wacom Cintiq.

Yeah, you can fingerpaint on a switch, but that’s very much a “everything becomes a nail when I only have a hammer” problem.

Not that Lou will ever go beyond the fingerpainting stage, but that’s why you hear “get the proper tools for the job” so often.
 

Dahmer

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Lurk

Future ulcer-fingerer
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I don't recall seeing this Facebook post of Momma Gags, doxing the nephew's school because she's a raging moron:
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I think people here have speculated previously on certain things around his school and possible tech requirements and shit so this may help. One thing for certain is that Lou can no longer grift for electronics to home school the Louman Shield.
 

kevin

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Gneech talks about depression and the daunting task of looking for professional help and all Lou can do is talk about himself. who cares about offering words of support or using your experience to try to lift up another when you could just try to make it all about you, the most important person in the world?
I am %99 sure Lou is not seeking mental health help, but if he did it would be hilarious. any counselor or therapist worth their salt would push Lou to do all sorts of things he did not want to do--from adjusting his attitude to taking better care of his health to trying to get out of (what he would no doubt describe as) a toxic living situation--and he would be a quivering mass of blubbery rage.
I would be concerned for the professional trying to help him though; they usually work one on one with clients for obvious reasons, and knowing Lou's history of assault he would likely resort to violence when he heard something he did not care for.
 
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