Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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SpacePanther

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Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this:
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and I don't want to know, but friendly reminder:

Lolcow LLC is an American limited liability company and I will surrender all pertinent user information upon court order. Cheers.


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This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders.

What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow?​
  • Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang millennial (preferably 18-30, though he has no qualms about 16 year olds) chicks
  • He is an unmedicated schizo that is wandering around the city of Spokane, Washington leaving creepy notes and types of foods that would most likely attract college students and young people
  • He has proven to have a bit of a violent person, there is a document about a domestic violence case with his former girlfriend
  • He is a spergy and almost euphoric atheist, though he takes it to the extreme
  • He gets repeatedly catfished. The main people that have catfished him are @QueenBurritoSupreme and @SheWolfOfWA
I will let these screenshots speak for themselves;
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Here are some links of Lucas's;

Main Facebook
Second Facebook
Third Facebook
Fourth Facebook
His "Company"
Youtube
Google+
OkCupid (inactive)
OkCupid (active)
Discussion of him on Tickld
QUICK Meme
Couch Surfing
PoetryPoem
A Blog Post by His Mom

Also special thanks to @The Hysterical Imam for providing lots of information about Lucas, he has ran in his circles in the past.

 
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SpacePanther

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His whole obsession with younger women seems to be because the older women don't like his bullshit, and I guess the last woman he was with (I think they were around the same age, he never specified but it's what I guessed) left him for an older guy with more money.
 

DrainRedRain

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He says it's because millenial girls "ageist" and gold diggers, basically saying he's too old and too poor.

Ah yes. The classic 'It's someone else's fault I'm X'.
Dude is a creepy thirsty desperate guy. But clearly, the fault is on the others. No need to improve himself here, nope. *yawn*
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

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Because a creeper with a sense of entitlement bigger than OPL's titties is such a catch.

Sir, I have a theory as to why you may be single right now, and it may surprise you to discover that it's not due to faults on the part of your preferred agegroup. Also, you have a head shaped like a rugby ball.
 

MediExcalibur2012

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This is Lucas Werner, a 36 year old, poorer liberal atheist with an "EBT card who's 'given away' 1500 from his EBT to his community for 4 years (by buying groceries) ", supposedly "built an FTL Communicator without a college degree (I think he meant a computer)", made a shirt (I will link the company he made with it below) and is a strong supporter for Bernie Sanders.

But, what really makes this man eccentric is how obsessed he is with millenial girls (those over 18 as far as I know). He says that all millenial girls are ageist bigots and completely chimps out when millenial chicks call him creepy or say he's wrong or when people tell him he can't get girls because he's an asshole. He says it's because millenial girls "ageist" and gold diggers, basically saying he's too old and too poor.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist?fref=ts
T-shirt company's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Conversation/1473180889563952?pnref=lhc
His Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtdEs4_DfmmgGLEl3LqQ2YA
Google+: https://plus.google.com/117304499942916204120/posts


As just a side note, if you ween on him, try to do it in a way that he doesn't realize because he does ban people, mainly women, pretty quick though the responses to them after they are banned are hilarious. For example;



How salty
 

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