Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

mothman96

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That's one thing that makes Lucas such a good cow. Although, it is glaringly obvious that Lucas is a ragman hobo. He thinks or likes to act like he is doing great and everyone else is the problem. Eating at homeless shelters, being unemployed, collecting welfare, wearing pajama pants in public, living in a hovel with no bathroom.

To Lucas all of this is fine. Sure, he would love to be rich and have more given to him, but he is doing great if you ask him. He just needs a girl friend between the ages of 18-24. The oligarchy, bigots, grey beards, flatbills, and all the rampant agephobia have been preventing this. To Lucas those are the only reasons he doesn't have a girlfriend.
He doesn't have his own toilet/shower, but he does have a urinal, his kitchen sink. Likely there is urine splattered on the surrounding area.

The insane pedo added more videos to his "Lucas Werner" channel.

 

Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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I thought his manic phase ended, but he's uploading on his old channel again. (Oops, was already noticed.)

I should link the archive of that too if he's going to continue.

He's vile af like usual: he has really disgusting views on gender and race. His brain-dead attempts to virtue signal trip over the first piece of intersectional criticism - white heterosexual males aren't allowed to colonise the bodies of POC and women. He thinks of ethnic minorities as grass-is-greener stereotype 'chill girls' because he's racist, he race-baits with anti-white rhetoric because he's stupid, he considers women invalid based on their skin colour because he hates women. There's really no way around it. This video is a smoking gun in so many ways.

 
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Garfieldchu

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I thought his manic phase ended, but he's uploading on his old channel again. (Oops, was already noticed.)

I should link the archive of that too if he's going to continue.

He's vile af like usual: he has really disgusting views on gender and race. His brain-dead attempts to virtue signal trip over the first piece of intersectional criticism - white heterosexual males aren't allowed to colonise the bodies of POC and women. He thinks of ethnic minorities as stereotype 'chill girls' because he's racist, he race-baits anti-white rhetoric because he's stupid, he considers women invalid based on their skin colour because he hates women. There's really no way around it. This video is a smoking gun in so many ways.

I feel like this is a weird, insane attempt to both virtue signal and try and get white guys to go out with black girls so he can have less competition for the white ones. The way he talks about not just the flat bills but also black women has always struck me as barely concealed racism, like when he pretended to have had sex with some "sexy black chick" a while back.

I remember when he made that meme about Japan's bullet train being so fast because their age of consent was 12. If he really thinks that's Japan's age of consent, shouldn't he be a weeb obsessed with going over there and watching old man vs schoolgirl porn? I figure he's not into Asians, either.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Another blacked-out vid where our hero promises he's handing out food to the homeless, but no proof because he doesn't want to "put them on blast" plus "fuck you".

There are only two possibilities here:

1. Lucas is actually handing things out, but said items come attached with attraction signs bragging of his superior telomeres. If this is the case, he is likely not "handing them out" as in passing them out one by one; remember Lucas is terminally shy and only a tough guy on the internet....If this is AT ALL true he's dumping them in an area he thinks teens will go. Lucas is not interacting with the genuinely homeless. He hates poor people (I know, irony) and feels quite superior to them.

2. All of this is bullshit and he's merely virtue signaling as part of this neo-Gandhi pose that he's adopted recently. I tend toward this explanation, because he keeps repeating the bit about not wanting to put people on blast, and repeating is what Lucas does when he thinks he's being especially clever. Plus he doth protest a bit too much about this proof nobody is asking for.
 

Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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I agree that he can't win with these loud claims. Charity is a personal choice, and people who loudly boast of their charitableness, even if it is true, are revealing ulterior motives for doing so which shows that they don't have respect for the cause beyond what they can extract from the association for their own marketing purposes. No doubt Lucas can't comprehend that the people he demonises as everything negative for daring criticise him are charitable as well, they just don't power level all over the internet, or try to make themselves look good by showing off about something that is so basic nobody is impressed by it.

Also no amount of charity Lucas can provide will offset his negative effect on society.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Lucas practically chokes himself, proving his love of da homos by eating a large phallic sausage in 3 enormous dog-choking bites.

Knives are for Republicans.

This must be some of that vaunted "comedy" we've been hearing so much about.

Watching him eat is vile. He's like a rutting pig, but pigs are cute.

Scratch that: he's like an owlbear carcass.
 
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WhiskerBiscuit

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Lucas is claiming that he is a comedian. Lucas is funny, but not ha-ha funny. We laugh at him because he is such a pathetic bum who never learns his lesson. His life is not really comedy, sure we laugh at it, but it's not comedy.
anyone know the origins of this latest perseveration? it’s all he keeps muttering.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Lucas brags volubly about helping the homeless, he's a socialist in theory AND in practice, unlike you, oligarch!

He's projecting wildly; accusing men of using a vote for Sanders as a way to get laid... When that's been Lucas's strategy for the past 8 years.

He ends by hilariously misunderstanding "do as I say, not as I do". He doesn't get that it's a condemnation of hypocrites, and chides you to do as he says, AND does.

Mong.

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Shades of old Lucas vids where if you're not helping his love quest, he's indifferent to you. Indifferent means "wants you to die" in Lucas-ese. Yes, he marshals a fair bit of CWC lore in this vid....proving as we knew that he's reading the farms.

Best bit, a small chunk of Lucas's internal monologue:


"When I go to the clubs, do they notice me?

No.

Am I handsome?

YES."

I LOL ed.
 
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Hey Lucas

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I wonder if he’ll ever appreciate the irony in how many times he used the phrase “My Struggle” in the Zoomers or Bust video
 

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