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Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George SchnozThe Alphabet of Cuckoldry

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  1. Plus, even if he manages to get the cash and file the suit somewhere else, it's almost certainly going to get dismissed because of the previous judge's ruling factors into this, so he'll just waste even more time and money assuming Dick and Asterios don't get sick of his shit and counter-sue him.
     
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  2. Oh man, this is so fucking great. This has been nearly a year long joke and we've finally gotten the punchline.

    Maddox, if you see this, you are a FUCKING CUCK! Give up bro, just go back to the telemarketing industry as a shitty programmer.

    You'll be a lot happier. Get the fuck out of Cancerfornia, it's turned you into a fucking exceptional individual.

    I do know, however, that you'll never do any of that because that's just the kind of guy you are.
     
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  3. [USER WAS SUED FOR THIS POST]
    >>REASON: hate-speech/bad faith argument <<
     
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  4. Now the question is, does Maddox have enough for a rope still
     
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  5. I'll sell him a rope for the ownership of his website.

    (pm me maddox im serious ill buy it)
     
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  6. Madcuck lost? Good. Now to wait until his next failed "endeavor".

    I doubt he has enough for some string, much less a rope.
     
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  7. The funniest part is that I have a feeling this isn't going to be the end of Maddox's endless tumble downwards. I can't wait to see what the cuck king tries next.
     
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  8. Lolcows gonna lolcow. The following months could be amazing
     
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  9. Amazing. I was expecting this and predicting it, but I predicted that after the hearing, they'd take it under advisement and maybe dismiss it on paper months afterwards.

    Just chucking this bullshit out on its ass right in open court at the first real hearing means the court was absolutely pissed and is certainly open to a motion for costs and fees. Just losing is not the end of the pain for George the cuck king.
     
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  10. Maddox's Bankruptcy Tour 2019, coming to a bingo hall near you!
     
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  11. Does this mean Maddox avoided being legally declared a cuck?
     
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  12. Screenshot 2018-05-16 at 12.12.17 PM.png Also Jesse from Pod Awful (who is apart of Maddox's Media Network) posted this to reddit a week ago, it looks like even him didn't have faith in that lawsuit
     
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  13. So, I guess Maddox's new book is right around the corner now!
     
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  14. The Best Lolsuit in the Universe.
     
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  15. As I recall, Asterios' attorney was the one making that argument and they could still be refiled against. So, no.
     
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  16. @AnOminous can with prejudice dismissals be brought up in California?
     
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  17. Any update on the sanctions filed by the defendants?
     
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  18. EVERYONE POST LAUGHING REACTION IMAGES FOR THIS MOMENT OF FAIL

    40 keks.jpg
     
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  19. I don't know in this case. I want to see what comes out in the written opinion. It should be considered an adjudication on the merits, so it should preclude relitigating it in another jurisdiction, but there might be some reason it applies only to the state tort claims, in which case it's remotely possible there's some other claim to be made that might fly in California.

    In short, I'm pretty sure further litigation of this would be frivolous, but even filing this bullshit in the first place was frivolous.

    My gut opinion on this is no, this can't be filed again and it would be sanctionable to do so, especially in California where unlike New York, they actually do have a real anti-SLAPP law.

    I'm pretty sure the defendants will be following up on this at this point, because the nearly instantaneous bitch slapping the Commercial Division gave Dogbite really sounds like an invitation to pursue this shit and pursue it hard, perhaps along with a referral to the New York Bar Association for disciplinary action.

    I'm pretty sure Patreon will also follow up with their contractual claim that cuck boy's contract with them says both that any claim like this has to be arbitrated, in California, under California law, and that if he loses, they get attorney's fees. I don't think they'd have sent two top tier lawyers to fight this without intending to get those fees.

    I think they are going to make an example of Maddox as a shot across the bow to warn others considering such acts of stupidity.
     
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    #2299 AnOminous, May 16, 2018 at 2:52 PM
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  20. I wonder if in a moment of cuck rage he'll become an hero, but try and frame Dick. But do it so terribly its obvious it was him.
     
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