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  1. If it actually gets to a courtroom, I really hope we get audio of the judge mansplaining basic legal concepts to George like what happened to Russell Greer.
     
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  2. That's nutjob litigation one step below suing the judge for ruling against you. I wouldn't be surprised if this dumb cocksucker does that, too.
     
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  3. Is Maddox gonna wear his crown to court?
     
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  4. How else will he hide his baldness?
     
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  5. We can only hope he tries
     
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  6. I don't know who coined the phrase "you either die an edgelord, or you live long enough to see yourself become a cuck," but I can't think of anyone it applies to more than Maddox.
     
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  7. I believe it was legendary troll Aaron Eckhart.
     
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  8. This. I like Sean as a third wheel but I hate when Dick depends on him to cohost. The worst is when Dick is getting riled up to go on a rant and he'll cut in and derail.
     
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  9. Just watched Metokur's video on this goy. I was a fan of his until he made that cringe-worthy cuck video. "Factually, what's a cuck?" -- Geez, it's like he was talking from personal experience or something. Please e-mail me the lawsuit Maddcuck, my e-mail is [email protected].
     
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  10. I believe I indicated it was pretty obvious Patreon can't afford to take this lying down. This may be a ridiculous lawsuit by a ridiculous idiot, but it's also a direct attack on their entire business model. It's not just a threat to them, though, it's an opportunity to curb stomp some utter faggot as a warning to anyone else who is thinking about trying something this dumb.

    They are not going to have a situation where they lose their income any time some brainless moron gets mad at someone who is collecting money they get a cut of. Especially when, like this cuck, the cuck in question also has his own Patreon and has agreed to their TOS that has obviously enforceable choice of law and choice of forum provisions.

    I predict their first move is to remove the case to California and then immediately remove it to arbitration with their own hand-picked arbitrators who will immediately tell Maddox to eat shit, or possibly tell him to eat shit after waiting a year or so.

    Oh I also forgot. That Patreon TOS requires you to indemnify them against litigation you drag them into with your bullshit. Just that partner alone may charge as much as a grand an hour if he even has to think about your case while he's squeezing out a log.

    George could easily end up financially ruined from this.
     
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  11. That's one question I haven't really seen anyone talk about. What's the timeframe on lawsuits like this? Will a frivolous non-case like this actually get dragged out for a year?
     
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  12. Depends. A plaintiff with unlimited money can drag out even utter bullshit for literally years.

    I doubt George has infinite money.

    Also I think Patreon's monster lawyer is probably going to demand to speak to George's dipshit gutter scraping Lionel Hutz clone, and inform him how badly this is going to go for him and his idiot client. That guy might shit himself and run away. This is seriously a Bambi versus Godzilla situation.
     
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  13. Considering how badly that lawsuit application was written, is that lawyer group even real?
     
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  14. He specialises in dog bites, so you know George picked the right guy for the job.
     
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  15. It's a real law firm but most of the lawyers I've seen comment on this case are completely confident that George wrote the suit himself and had them rubber stamp it because apparently not even a first year law student would do things like write a tortious claim without citing specific examples or stating what solid event would be acceptable as relief.
     
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  16. I read that whole thing, and it isn't actually that terribly written, at least as the class of legal documents go (they are often horribly unreadable garbage). It's more that it's ridiculously ill-considered and didn't seem to take into account the caliber of talent that a defendant like Patreon would be almost forced to bring to bear to address it.

    The fact that plaintiff's counsel was apparently utterly unaware of shit like Patreon's TOS that was discovered here something like ten minutes after we found out about the lawsuit doesn't speak well of their preparedness for the curb stomping they're about to get.

    Any "lawyer" who rubber stamps insane garbage written by a client (although I have seen this more than once) deserves to be disbarred permanently.
     
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  17. Do you think an actual lawyer wrote it, or George wrote it and only let his lawyer bill him for a single hour to file it because he doesn't have any money?
     
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