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Careercow Maddox / George Ouzounian / George SchnozThe Alphabet of Cuckoldry

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  1. They're calling him "Mister" right before fucking him up his asshole.
     
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  2. Patreon posted their response to the lolsuit.

    Unfortunately, it's pretty dry and no more than expected, but no less either. All in all we're still pretty lucky to have received the great response we did from Weber Schandwick.
     
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  3. Why would you expect hysterics? This is just something bouncing off their shields.
     
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  4. Maddox's $20mil lolsuit could even be a response to that lawsuit. I'm surprised he didn't mention the fight over TBPITU Trademarks in this one, as the way it was written, he could have easily used it to say Dick was trying to shaft him.
     
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  5. If I'm remembering correct, Dick was using the lolsuit to help him with the trademark dispute. Something about how Maddox references Dick as a co-host prominently in the lolsuit, thus proving that he's part owner of the brand.

    I'm sure I'm butchering it but that's the general idea
     
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  6. So did Maddox pick New York because he stupidly thought "I'll just fly over on the court date, nobody else will, and I'll get my $20 million!"? Did he not think everybody would challenge that?
     
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  7. Methinks he didn't read the Patreon TOS and decided to throw them in to pressure them to pull Dick's Patreon. I think his real goal here in suing in NYC is because he assumed Weber would immediately roll over, fire Asterios, and settle with him.

    I've also heard something (can't remember where) that his lawyer is only licensed in Michigan and New York but I have no idea if I'm remembering that correctly.
     
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  8. California also has stronger legal protections against frivolous lawsuits (like this shit) than New York does.
     
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  9. Maybe. Really, that whole thing with WS makes Maddox look like the harasser because he contacted someone's employer posing as a journalist to get him fired. If they didn't take the bait immediately, they certainly weren't going to later. He should have cut his losses and moved on.

    Yeah, that part about the lawyer being licensed in Michigan and New York is true, it's plainly obvious that guy just signed off on whatever Maddox wrote up for a few bucks.
     
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  10. The document basically btfo of Maddox. Saying that you cannot claim to be non public figure then boast about being an "internet personality and New York Times best-selling author". Just read the footnotes alone will make you chuckle.
    He has a point.
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    Hard to beat that.
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    This is about the canceled sponsorship with Harry's. Think this should be called the Spacey Defense.
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  11. The only lolyer he could find was Dogbite Landau, who is licensed in both Michigan and New York. So they wangled their way into a seriously jurisdictionally weak attempt to sue the Biggest Non-New York Defendants in the Universe in one of the two states their loser lawyer is licensed to practice.
     
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  12. Oh I wouldn't, and didn't. I meant more it was shocking how willing WS was to call Maddox on his shit in their response. Patreon's was boilerplate as I expected.

    I wonder if Landau might just be one of George's 7 remaining fans, kind of like how one of Dick's fans is a California lawyer who offered to take the restraining order case pro bono.
     
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  13. Maybe it's because they're a PR company and these allegations could hurt their reputation
     
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  14. This is definitely it. Remember that in Maddox's complaint, he alleges that Asterios was billing clients while he was fucking around.

    Weber hitting back hard is probably their way of reassuring their accounts that they don't employ exceptional individuals to work on their billion-dollar advertising materials.
     
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  15. I'm loving it.

    We always hear those little news blurbs, "X company sued by Y plaintiff for Z offense, settled out of court for unspecified amount". I'm pretty sure George didn't think beyond that. He really thought you could just sue any company for an exorbitant sum and their first reaction would be to pay to make it go away. He didn't think that companies which settle suits actually have reason to fear in their cases.
     
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  16. I don't see anyone counter suing for damages, except for WS. Everyone (aside from Patreon) are small fish, they'd just want the legal bullshit to be over with. Patreon probably wouldn't want the bad press of suing a patron but in the case of a PR firm, it's way more justifiable to sue a guy for trying to tarnish your company with blatant lies. WS doesn't have an average consumer-base, they could go as savage as they want and still come out looking like the good guys
     
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  17. I've been "studying" Maddox for a while, and it truly is incredible how much of a one-step thinker he is.
    He could have secured his future by monetizing his website in the 90's, but instead he built his brand around telling advertisers to go fuck themselves; now he's hurting for cash and suing for lost sponsorships.

    He could have wrote in his complaint "I posed as a journalist to inform Weber Shandwick of their employee's conduct," or even emailed them personally; instead, he made up a transparently bullshit journalist and chimped out when they asked for credentials.

    He could have written in his complaint that his last book tanked and that's where the numbers are coming from; instead, his narcissism caused him to murder his own case by playing up how much of a celebrity he is.

    Maddox, since you clearly read the farms, put the gun down. You are all out of feet.
     
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  18. There's still a head.
     
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  19. Is it too late to say hi to the legal interns forced to browse this thread

    I'll give Maddox credit, forcing a respectable law firm to write in earnest about the recording of "Santacuck" (sic) is the funniest piece of performance art he's pulled in his entire career
     
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  20. Oh shit, anyone else blocked on twitter by maddox? I am.

    The possibilities are:
    • I tweeted something vulgar at him (possible that I got trashed and then later forgot about it)
    • I retweeted or liked something that dogged on him (likely, but very petty on his part)
    • Some sort of SJW blocklist (I'm on quite a few of these, so the big story isn't that I'm blocked, so much as maddox is indulging in petty snowflake politics)
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    You talking about Maddox' part of the lawsuit? He wrote that shit himself. Or do you mean the respondents?
     
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