Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

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If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 107 31.6%
  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 232 68.4%

  • Total voters

Shirō Ishii

War crimes? What war crimes?
True & Honest Fan
Feb 27, 2020
Well Derich, you finally did it. You've achieved what few DSP fans have been able to achieve and that's being so autistic that you've made it to the Big Leagues here on the farms. I could give him a bio but Nigel did a great one already, so here it is
And since we've no place to go
Let's just dox, let's just dox, let's just dox

Hey Derich glad you could join us.

Name: Derich Ip
Nickname: Derichloveslemur Derichloveswwe Derichlovescanada Derichlovesraptors
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada / Markham, Canada
Birth date: 12 JAN 2002
High school: Kennedy Public School
College: York University
Work or whatever: Air Cadets 351, Silver Star Squadron

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008162467451

YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCWDhOmBgkIRobdU4iNc6Rlg

Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/derichloveswwe?lang=en

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/derichlovescanada/?hl=en
Random sites:

Couldn't find a good dox of Derich, so I made one. Have fun and dig further if you want.
Dude is a child, and Phil really likes him, because Phil is a child entertainer.

Again to all his fans, if you ever commented in his chat on Twitch, ever interacted with his Twitter, you can win my raffle. Going after everyone that supports this con artist, not just paypigs.

See you later Derich!
Derich isn't just a retard, he's a coomer who 24/7 has to post about porn.....on his public profile. So when he's not talking to his Gout Father, he's tweeting at jail-bait thots (and dudes, Derich doesn't discriminate) and tweeting about his favorite porn scenes



Derich is very inclusive! Having a dick does not bother Derich when it "cums" to his daily fapping
Big ups to Derich Watch for keeping us up to date on this retards sexual exploits!

In addition to this, Derich had a youtube playlist of "cute little girls" which has since been deleted.
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Oh yeah, he applied to working at his local Toys 'R' Us......because why buy a van with bags of candy when you can just work at a toy store?
This whole video by AnonyMouse is an autistic Gold Mine. It's just him going through Derich's youtube videos. So here are the highlights which I've found to have stuck out:

"Dare Share" straight up cannot pronounce the "TH" sound in English. Three is pronounced as "free" and "This" is "dis". Dare Share is confirmed to be something he calls himself as his name is "Derich" (Derish) Ip as he pronounces it like that: Derich pronouncing his name

If there was any doubt that his twitter account is not his, then how he talks in this video should prove that to the rest. He talks just like how he writes, he gives shoutouts to random people and the only way that it's not him is if some troll has mastered his schedule and his writing style similar to how DSP claims that DownFromTheRafters is not his account.

At 53:20, you can find this gem. Derich also likes black people as much as his Goutfather Dave does.

At 54:00, he comments that "I like her sexy outfit".....Derich was cooming before he started twitter posting. He chooses "Wii Fit Studio" as the stage :lit:
Derich is responsible for DSP's colored fan art, which is inspired by Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.




















Post mentioning Derich getting his G1 license
  1. Asians
  2. Whites
  3. Mexicans
  4. Blacks
  5. Skinny Girls
  6. Fat Girls
  7. Innocent Girls
  8. Tattooed Girls
  9. Solo
  10. Gangbangs
  11. Incest
  12. Dildos
  13. Blondes
  14. Brunettes
  15. Redheads
  16. Cross-eyed Chicks
  17. Dudes with Big Dicks
  18. Ugly Dudes
  19. Old Women
  20. Old Men
  21. Barely Legal Chicks
  22. Barely Legal Dudes
  23. Fat Dudes
  24. Trannys
  25. Feet
  26. Bondage
  27. Piss Drinking
  28. Anal Piss Drinking
  29. Arm Pit Licking
  30. Prolapsed Rectums
  31. Rhabdophilia (pleasure in getting hit and humiliated)
  32. Costume Sex
  33. Anal Sex
  34. Ass Eating
  35. Lesbians
  36. Threesomes
  37. Blowjobs
  38. Vomit
  39. Spanking
  40. Cat Girls
  41. School Girls
  42. Girls taking a piss
  43. Girls with pierced vaginas
  44. BDSM
  45. Eating food out of someone else's asshole
  46. Coprophilia
  47. Emetophilia
  48. Pregnant women
  49. Women covered in blood
Here's a link to the dox on Jackie It's near the bottom of the page


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already at 70% holiday cheer
Aug 15, 2017
I was thinking of when I first became aware of DerichWatch in early January (who does great work by the way): Derich was in his birthday countdown, telling everyone how many days were left until he turned 19. I suddenly realized that he mostly tweeted at wrestling figures: WWE, AEW, that weird Japanese wrestling thing, with a few thots mixed in. It was a change when he started subtweeting nudes. Today he's doing endless shoutouts to years-old porn shoots, responding to tweets announcing new videos, doing regular mass shoutouts to his entire Rolodex of actresses (and actors), and strategizing with fellow coomers about how to maximize engagement.

All this escalation after a month and a half. I'm worried where this little coom-brain will end up.

Prince Lotor

The mentally disabled boy named his rabbit Bunny.
Jan 19, 2018
@DerichLovesNWA either put together this spreadsheet, or at least posted it, of the times and amounts this kid is Tweeting. It's like near 100 or more Tweets a day now and there is only a 3 to 4 hour window per day that he is not Tweeting.
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Derich’s schedule.

credit to Derichwatch
These stats for Derich's twitter are ridiculous:

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He went from averaging about 25 tweets per day to well over 100 tweets per day in the past few months. It's also 8am on the east coast right now, and he's actively replying to porn tweets, something he was also doing 5 hours ago.

This is the kid who got in trouble a few years ago for stealing his mom's credit card to subscribe to DSP. He pronounces his own name as 'Derish' because "it has a 'c', it's not like the one with a 'k'".
Excuse my ignorance if this is normal and sorry if this has already been brought up, but the way Derich pronounces his own name is fucking weird (to me at least):

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I always thought Derich was pronounced like Derek/Derick etc.

Trappin in the Trap

You really let the abyss stare back unto you? Ew.
Feb 1, 2020
I do worry that with the exponential uptick of attention Derich is getting from his equally exponential uptick in turning 19 and becoming a porn addict will cause him to disappear from the internet. Maybe his mom or his boss will search "Derich Ip" and because he's been garnering so much attention, his "derichloves[blank]" accounts will form a very distinct digital footprint and he'll get parented for once. He would probably just come back under a slightly different name, though.
Derich's unique name made it really easy for him to be found through the suggested google terms, it really is a curse.

Swirling weeb

تركني الله
May 22, 2020
“Well Derich congratulations on making it to the big leagues like dood...huhuhu you just had to act like the beginning of a serial killer documentary I just hope you aren’t cutting up hookers at a random motel downtown because that would just not be cool man...
oh ... thank you for the 1000 bit cheer!”

-dsp reacting to this probably

Pretty Boy Extremism

Looking for pahsitivity
May 24, 2020
All that porn he watches and he doesn't know one of the basics?
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I said it in the main DSP fan thread but he's like Phil and food. Just like how Phil loves stuffing his face, yet knows nothing about food and has a kid's palate, so does Derich not even know the most basic shit about sex despite being an ubercoomer.


Apr 15, 2020
It's the detractors that are mentally ill. Not the actual retard with nearly 700 youtube videos of little girls saved on his Youtube. He's just here to be a positive guy on the stream.

Can't wait for the retcon when Derich eventually kidnaps a child about how DSP always knew he was a bad influence and how he would always derail the stream and make it about himself.