May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

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PsychoNerd054

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Was Chris aware that Praetor wasn't paying him with their medallions?
Either he didn't, or he just didn't care. He was clearly more concerned with them helping him develop a cult. He'd even discuss with them about creating a Bible for his religion, and had an entire Discord server about it for people who bought the golden medallions. Chris only saw Praetor as another outlet for his fantasies, and is likely part of where the whole Jesus nonsense had originiated, as they had practically been enabling him with beliefs of him being some kind of Messiah.
 

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I'm guessing: that Chris' problem stems from being a virgin with rage at 20.
What if the root is when he "just won" the sweepstakes - perhaps combined with "The Bear" mishearing his name?

Those 2 events combined must've really pumped a lot of hot air into his autistic ego.

Being a "virgin with rage" later on certainly didn't help either.
 
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LazloChalos

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I'm guessing: that Chris' problem stems from being a virgin with rage at 20.
His problems stem from Bob and Barb's horrible lack of common sense, from procreating at an unseemly age to NOT placing Chris in tard school.

Even Bob's good decisions, such as securing the tugboat, has had a negative effect on the long run as it removed any motivation for Chris to take on responsibilities.
 

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Well, that’s where you misunderstand what I’m saying. Its a rough situation I’m sure to be at a certain age and not, at the least, get enough pussy to not make it the main focus of your life. I won’t even address the serial killer shit because that was taken way out of topic. My main point was that, regardless of “who” you fuck, it “can” turn into a real problem if you don’t fuck by at least a certain age and the issue of why isn’t addressed. And that can even be late 20’s early 30’s. An no, since I have to fucking repeat it, I didn’t imply you’d all turn homicidal. But it causes deeper issues. Mostly emotion, interpersonal issues. Not always homicidal. Christ is everyone content with that?

And genuinely….does the “government “ honestly need to facilitate you wanting fuck a cute blonde? No. “You” and your anatomical male build wants to fuck her. Again, choice obviously plays a factor. But it really devolves the experience of life if you knowingly choose to abstain. Like I said…most people that would have the option to fuck that skinny blonde…well they would.

Please make sure you're taking your Autism medication as directed by your doctor and tell your parent or handler that you need your internet access restricted or supervised better. Because this argument is pretty fucking stupid.
 

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What if the root is when he "just won" the sweepstakes - perhaps combined with "The Bear" mishearing his name?

Those 2 events combined must've really pumped a lot of hot air into his autistic ego.

Being a "virgin with rage" later on certainly didn't help either.

The "I Just Won" was the start of everything, including him entering contests and getting pissed that he didn't win like Prappa The Rapper - He had only been talking a year or so when he won that competition and he was being bribed with toys to do more than grunt by barb for a long time before that but that one BIG win of toys and games sent him down the path of least effort with maximal reward.
 

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Either he didn't, or he just didn't care. He was clearly more concerned with them helping him develop a cult. He'd even discuss with them about creating a Bible for his religion, and had an entire Discord server about it for people who bought the golden medallions. Chris only saw Praetor as another outlet for his fantasies, and is likely part of where the whole Jesus nonsense had originiated, as they had practically been enabling him with beliefs of him being some kind of Messiah.
They also convinced him they were going to make a big budget sonichu movie with professional CGI, so Chris was very excited about seeing himself on screen with his spank bank material cartoons come to life.
 

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This is probably the first time I could actually notice Chris's heterochromia
Yeah, interesting the robot can see what the autist sees.

Then again maybe we should take it with a grain of salt, just like the other AI-upscaled mugshot
 

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If Chris ends up on a sex offender registry then this concern is rendered moot. I'd like to see how he copes with a blanket ban on virtually every one of his interests when he goes out in public.
The only ban that isn't in play, is a ban on banning Chris from places.

Honestly it's already kinda creepy for a 40 year old man to be stomping around anime conventions and shit, when most people at that age have jobs and maybe families if they did something that Chris will never do.
 

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They legally have to find him somewhere to stay. Your reasonable scenario happens after he gets kicked out of that location.
off topic: In my area, the hospitals have the same law. My friend, who is a nurse, says when a homeless person comes into the ER and released, they give the person a tent to live in.
 

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it's already kinda creepy for a 40 year old man to be stomping around anime conventions and shit
Chris is like a little kid with a sex drive - who thinks he's a girl - in the body of a 40 year old (formerly?) obese man.

That could be more disturbing than a guy who's truly 40 years old going to anime conventions.

(it's hard to think of Chris as being 40)
 

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Chris is like a little kid with a sex drive - who thinks he's a girl - in the body of a 40 year old (formerly?) obese man.

That could be more disturbing than a guy who's 40 years old in mind and body going to anime conventions.

(also it's hard to think of Chris as being 40)
The self-aware 40 year old probably does a better Sailor Moon cosplay as well.

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Ophelia

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Had Borb not insisted on "mainstreaming" Chris because they thought he'd go to a mental institution (ironic), Chris could've been like in Rollin' and Trollin' for real.
He might have been taught to try to be quieter and stay out of the way.

Honestly it's already kinda creepy for a 40 year old man to be stomping around anime conventions and shit, when most people at that age have jobs and maybe families if they did something that Chris will never do.
I suspect you haven’t been to an anime convention.

But at least some of them have the excuse of going with their families, making it kind of wholesome (and also ensuring the kids don’t get ensnared by whackjobs).
 

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What if the root is when he "just won" the sweepstakes - perhaps combined with "The Bear" mishearing his name?

Those 2 events combined must've really pumped a lot of hot air into his autistic ego.

Being a "virgin with rage" later on certainly didn't help either.
I'd say his problem is being an entitled brat from being raised poorly- whether by borb, his school or uncle internet, uncle TV or auntie porn- and never being told "no" or learning self control

Although the vid posted a page or so back has given me food for thought: he apparently doesn't like, or can't handle being hated.

Well, congrats to him I guess, now he's one of the most hated internet celebrities. Only this time it's real hate