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Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / FloraverseAbusive Manipulative Artist And Their Creepy Harem.

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So what's your deal, anyway?

  1. I used to be a fan of PK's and was already a Kiwi

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  2. I made an account just to post in this thread

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  3. I was never a fan of PK's but this shit fascinates me

    419 vote(s)
  4. This thread is a fucking circlejerk trainwreck and I wanna watch

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  1. 4da8cf2f23f230e280f7cc792969e6ca.png

    ^ This actually isn't an unpopular opinion, my English-challenged friend. Pretty much every comment on this newly released page is people finally getting rightfully irritated with Neon's bullshit. Better late than never, I suppose.
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    PatrickzGoneWild ...And nao I'm gonna starve....

  2. So what are they? The image you posted is a bit too small to really make it out.
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    Galaxy Harasser

    Galaxy Harasser NO. Magenta horsecock is foreboden.

  3. [​IMG]
    These do not look like the faces of consensual sex to me.
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  4. But, I already knew that!

    Pancake Rainbows are nature's rainbows
    True & Honest Fan

  5. I have to say, I feel bad for Lily. Her girlfriend of two years has refused to have sex with her unless she is a penis-wielding beast, still not even having normal lesbian sex with her, and then hits it off with someone else and does lesbian stuff with it. I hope for Lily’s sake that they’re not really actually fooling around at the same time as she’s dating her, because I would hate for her to fall for someone like Neon, become emotionallly invested in her, and then be cucked by some dumbass pedobait homestuck-speaking spider.
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    Jangarango Get in line, ladies

  6. Sorry, I sent the message from mobile rather than PC and I guess it compressed the photo.

    Transcript in case these are too tiny: "You are XXXXXX" => "You are being irrational"
    "XXX a highly respected employee. i suggest we XXXXXXX head to ever hopeful" => "Cozmo is a highly respected employee. i suggest we look for cozmo before we write him off or head to ever hopeful"
    Basically the interference is building Neon's ego, telling her "you are a respected employee, I suggest we head to ever hopeful" while Chip's reasoning is drowned out.

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  7. I just...... already hate this spider/robot thing so much. A character worse than Neon? Say it isn't so. :c
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  8. Thank you.

    This would be an interesting turn of events if was actually foreshadowed as one of Neon's weaknesses, instead of just stuck randomly into the story: in times of high-stress or danger, she starts turning irrational and paranoid.
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    Galaxy Harasser

    Galaxy Harasser NO. Magenta horsecock is foreboden.

  9. Not sure if Neon is intentionally incompetent or poorly written.
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  10. Holy shit, so I watched the whole Twitter shitshow. I think it *may* be over now, but I'll (maybe) update it if something changes. This is it so far.
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    I don't think this guy can really articulate properly, they have admitted to not being very well-versed in English. But holy shit, someone give Eevee that gold medal in mental gymnastics.
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    Gronbo the Grand

    Gronbo the Grand *Chimps screaming*

  11. You know, as much as I think he/she has good intentions, I'm starting to hate the "That's so GLIP" twitter handle.

    They're just adding weight to Eevee's claim that PK and company are innocent babbus who are being attacked. PK is the kind of cow who milks herself, she doesn't need to be weened on to produce some good lulz.

    Lets be real here - Does PK's porn even make SENSE to minors? I think this is a bullshit butthurt ex-fan account just trying to get a rise out of Eevee, and yeah, I guess it does, but it also makes him look like he's being attacked which is exactly what he WANTS people to think. I think it's doing more harm than good.
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    PatrickzGoneWild ...And nao I'm gonna starve....

  12. PK is too dumb to groom minors, she doesn't even understand how to appeal to a general audience so this 'crusade to save the children' is pointless, especially since there's no proof of her porn 'corrupting the youth'. That's giving her way too much credit, most of the time even WE can't tell what's going on in her badly drawn porn so how on earth would a child understand. They would probably lose interest, click away and go watch Spongebob.

    Like Patrick said, PK & co are great at self destruction, we don't need to confront them. Nothing pisses off pseudo-intellectuals more than being mocked for their words and shenanigans. Acting butthurt it's just going to give them more satisfaction.
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  13. I have a friend who knows how much I love wallowing in this garbage, and they got me a copy of the Hold Your Horses zine.

    It's shockingly tasteful, and actually... cute. Not a pool noodle or crotch-boob in sight. Amdusias actually looks happy to be with Orobas in most of the pictures.

    This is much closer to what I wish Floraverse could be.
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    Hampterfuppinshire The irascible coxswain Hampterfuppinshire

  14. In religious terms, PK is the judeo-christian God YHVH and Eevee is the voice of God, Metatron. We as human beings cannot fathom her true form, so Eevee speaks to us in words that we can understand. By becoming Jehobo's Witnesses, we can undergo holy apotheosis and be assholes to no follower twitter accounts to validate our smug sense of self-righteousness.
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  15. Marl groomed PK. He can groom minors.

    If Marl acts as a gatekeeper to access to PK (as he seems fond of doing in the comments on the website), then he has access to all the kiddos that want to talk to their idol.
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    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

  16. Wasn't Marl removed from the floraverse discord? I recall someone saying he disappeared or something. Wonder why.
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    Roach screamin semen demon

  17. Marl isn't on the discord any more. He disappeared shortly after there was a fiasco where someone was in the discord causing a chat-wide ruckus and Marl banned them. As far as PK is concerned, Marl is apparently trying to distance himself from flora in general.

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  18. Lol, you give Marl way too much credit. I don't think he GROOMED PK, he just swooped in at a ripe time. The fact remains that she dumped him for Eevee of all faggots, and Marl remains miserably cucked. Even if he did "groom" her, he's a miserable afterthought to her now and she's honestly pretty exceptional. Most of his "victims" called harrassment immediately because pretty much anyone can tell that Marl is a nasty little creep.

    You need a degree of charisma to groom or seduce people, even children; and PK and friends don't have that.
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    #13098 PatrickzGoneWild, Jan 13, 2018 at 2:00 AM
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    PatrickzGoneWild ...And nao I'm gonna starve....

  19. Maybe that is some kind of minimal improvement? Honestly, I wouldn't want to be credited in anyway for this mess of a story either.

    And a little off-topic and late, when I see this panel here,
    I feel like the tail is coming out of her bum. It's not level with the floor like her legs.
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    #13099 The Great Pancake, Jan 13, 2018 at 11:40 AM
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    The Great Pancake

    The Great Pancake A filthy, pancake-loving fishet.

  20. I thought this might even be a throwback to when Neon got hit with the toxins and wasn't able to fully recover, but that was probably another piece of story filler, just like her shitty "bad post hunt" bit, and basically everything else that's happened in this chapter. Though, it's pretty funny seeing how all the comments on that page went from "wow Neon is so brave" to "Neon is a selfish paranoid asshole" on the most recent page. ;)

    Also, I went back to the page where Neon becomes a Nerf football and the foreshadowing is actually...present. It's only worth mentioning because literally everything else in this chapter that looked like it might have been leading up to something important wound up being a red herring. So, it's interesting to see what it looks like when PK writes competently for half a page.

    "Grooming" implies that deliberate measures were taken to convince the person that doing whatever the bigger person wants them to do is okay. In that sense, I do think Marl did just that to PK when she was younger, but incidentally fueled her ego so much that she outgrew him.

    Whatever you want to call it, the shit they do is still disgusting as fuck.
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