Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believes Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. Filed 5 lawsuits and lost 5 lawsuits.

PomegranateKing

A pomegranate a day keeps the thots away
I gotta say, the new filing has me really hoping Melinda keeps filing new motions. She at least had an inkling on how to file the starting stuff, and she was overjoyed when she got the default, but she has absolutely no idea how to do anything else. Every single time she just shits all over herself while trying to make her argument. By trying to sidestep one legal issue, she keeps falling into a different, much larger hole.

This is legal stupidity 101. And it is glorious.
 

Captain Hank Murph

Captain of Sealab
I gotta say, the new filing has me really hoping Melinda keeps filing new motions. She at least had an inkling on how to file the starting stuff, and she was overjoyed when she got the default, but she has absolutely no idea how to do anything else. Every single time she just shits all over herself while trying to make her argument. By trying to sidestep one legal issue, she keeps falling into a different, much larger hole.

This is legal stupidity 101. And it is glorious.
Different hole every time.
 

Sir Dank-a-Lot

I AM CHAD THUNDERCOCK
I gotta say, the new filing has me really hoping Melinda keeps filing new motions. She at least had an inkling on how to file the starting stuff, and she was overjoyed when she got the default, but she has absolutely no idea how to do anything else. Every single time she just shits all over herself while trying to make her argument. By trying to sidestep one legal issue, she keeps falling into a different, much larger hole.

This is legal stupidity 101. And it is glorious.
She is the gift that keeps on giving. What a moron.
 

Toasty

Onerous and Scandalous and Evil
True & Honest Fan
I am ok to finally let this damn thing die a nice natural fiery death when jones/sergeant smashes it to peices. There will be a few days of congrats and fallout, but I think the next time melinda will rear her ugly (5)head will be the next quiet, soon smacked down,no effort filing. I do hope that she makes a love pillow of her default judgment. It's the closest thing she's ever come to success in her meager life. A fucking clerical mistake by court staff gave her more pride than all of the accomplishments of herself and her children put together. At least by her mentioning. In the several years that she has been posting here, we have never heard of trees planted, or science projects, or garden beds, or baking. The only cookery we've seen evidence of was an enchilada casserole. Or some other casserole. In any case. Comparable homeschooling moms accomplish much more than what has been evidenced here. Non one is asking for her to show her children on camera. But to at least describe lesson plans, unschooling activities. She could have been a voice for her way of life. Let me say that one more time. She could have been a voice for her way of life.
But she chose a hill. And for over a year she constantly chose that hill while she flung herself at the monolith of Josh's ersatz web empire.
The hill she chose to die on was the kwik pak n ship, I literally defy the bitch to identify who was even served. Who actually received the documents?
 
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mindlessobserver

True & Honest Fan
Holy shit, Hardin eviscerated her. Wonder if she'll sperg out in the thread when she inevitably gets her shit slapped out of the court.

Oh no, this isn't the evisceration. Not yet. This is lovingly tying the rope around the neck. Hardin is IMPLYING she is full of shit, but is politely and properly asking the court to tell her to show that she is not full of shit. The evisceration will come after the court orders Melinda to "Show Cause" and Hardin replies to whatever it is Melinda "shows".

The best part about this is that its obvious to everyone but Melinda where this going. Hardin is about as subtle as a pallet of bricks falling down 10 flights of stairs. There are so many ways to get out of the way, including just voluntarily dropping the case. Instead she is stubbornly standing in the way of the oncoming bricks and proudly proclaiming the rules of nature don't apply, because she likes her own rules better.
 

Baby Yoda

The thirst knows no bounds
@TamarYaelBatYah have you ever watched a porn from the 1990's called Max Hardcore? I just watched it last week. The male porn star is a guy named Mad Max and he is old ish like 65 maybe. He fucks a blonde woman and has her squat over his dick. He fucks her anus and tells her to tighten her sphincter around his dick like "you are taking a poop." I think it must have felt really good too him. He wears assless chaps and a cowboy hat.

Thoughts?

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Iamfrigide

Mistaking self indulgence for self care.
She watches, she fumes, but she remains silent, gripping her toddler tighter and tighter as she reads here, the shill screams seem so distant to her, like they're from down the street, all she can see is a haze of red and the taunting.

She's gonna hurt her kids, or worse.
And sue us for it.
You know. For all that rage.
 

Batshit

Oh where oh where has @Hapey_Egg gone?
She watches, she fumes, but she remains silent, gripping her toddler tighter and tighter as she reads here, the shill screams seem so distant to her, like they're from down the street, all she can see is a haze of red and the taunting.

She's gonna hurt her kids, or worse.
And sue us for it.
You know. For all that rage.

Oof, you have no idea how much I wish that was copypasta.
 
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