Musicians that are also Lolcows? -

ChampFantana

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I don't know man, the last time I gave them any interest was when I saw them on Stern talking tough and getting nervous when the big black dude showed up for the fight lol.

I've seen that video before, and I'm pretty sure it was a work. Howard (cow that he is) is enough of a shit-stirrer to do something like that.
 

Just A College Boy

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Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit.
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From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:
Just so that everyone knows what we are talking about, The Hyatt Girls are a group of beautiful and very naked women who live in my imagination and perform pornographic acts with each other, provided I stay at a Hyatt Hotel. For years I have drawn them, to the best of my ability, on the hotel’s notepaper whenever I have stayed at a Hyatt. I have now turned these drawings into erotic wallpaper, which I sell at great expense on my lovely, contentious Cave Things online shop.

There are also other groups of women — The Hilton Girls and The Ritz Carlton Girls, for example — residing in my imagination who will perform pornographic acts on condition that I stay at the applicable hotels. As with The Hyatt Girls, in order to remember them, I sketch them on the hotel notepaper. I’ll be turning these into wallpaper too at some point — once I get my shit together.

And then there are The Travelodge Girls — they perform particularly enthusiastic pornographic acts in my imagination, but because Travelodge doesn’t supply any notepaper I haven’t been able to draw them. If Travelodge had their own notepaper, I could think of the girls, draw them, and make The Travelodge Girls wallpaper, which I can sell at a more affordable price than The Hyatt Girls wallpaper — which is so bloody expensive nobody in their right mind buys it.
Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.
 

Megaroad 2012

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Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit. From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.
Just sounds like a funny hobby he has, drawing naked chicks on hotel stationary.

Not even that bad if he's doing straight ball point pen too.

I think you're just being a incel sperg.
 

The Token Ethnic

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NOFX have a new album out and there's a song dealing with Fat Mike's sexuality and pronouns. Mike's always been a lolcow especially when he was really into cocaine. He's 54 and decided that he was "queer" a few years ago since he's into bondage and cross-dressing.

"I think it’s a very important song for the conversation with the trans community and the LBGT community. I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this. I live a BDSM lifestyle and I’m a crossdresser, so it did bother me when people were calling me a cis male. I like the whole thing of defining yourself using your own terms, because I’m a punk rocker first, and then a submissive crossdressing male. The transgender community and the gay community are taking a stance on how we want to be known, and I’m going to be known as a certain way."

The rest of the interview is unintentionally hilarious. Here's his coming out video:
 

Orange Rhymer

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NOFX have a new album out and there's a song dealing with Fat Mike's sexuality and pronouns. Mike's always been a lolcow especially when he was really into cocaine. He's 54 and decided that he was "queer" a few years ago since he's into bondage and cross-dressing.

"I think it’s a very important song for the conversation with the trans community and the LBGT community. I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this. I live a BDSM lifestyle and I’m a crossdresser, so it did bother me when people were calling me a cis male. I like the whole thing of defining yourself using your own terms, because I’m a punk rocker first, and then a submissive crossdressing male. The transgender community and the gay community are taking a stance on how we want to be known, and I’m going to be known as a certain way."

The rest of the interview is unintentionally hilarious. Here's his coming out video:
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Fat Mike: "...I consider myself queer and a part of it, so I can sing a song like this..." blah blah blah

Nice job finding a 2010 trend _IN 2021_. You aren't special, you're late to the party, faggot. Enjoy giving rimjobs to 60 yo's.

(btw - aren't true punk rockers supposed to die in their 20s?)
 
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Child Smacker

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I remember there was this dude that used to spam /mu/ with his shitty soundcloud. It was a Nirvana rip off with completely out-of-time drums and completely offkey horrible fucking nasal singing, genuinely laughably bad, kinda reminded me of the Shaggs. He went on to buy Reddit ads, where he described himself as a 'schizophrenic autistic songwriter', and then he posted his own ads on all the cringe subreddits for exposure. He had like 50 albums or something, I wonder if he's still going at it.

Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit. From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.
This rocks and made me respect Nick even more
 

Biotekk

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I remember there was this dude that used to spam /mu/ with his shitty soundcloud. It was a Nirvana rip off with completely out-of-time drums and completely offkey horrible fucking nasal singing, genuinely laughably bad, kinda reminded me of the Shaggs. He went on to buy Reddit ads, where he described himself as a 'schizophrenic autistic songwriter', and then he posted his own ads on all the cringe subreddits for exposure. He had like 50 albums or something, I wonder if he's still going at it.


This rocks and made me respect Nick even more
What the fuck man i remember this guy... He posted his face everywhere and he looked like ftm tommy wiseau
 

Child Smacker

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What the fuck man i remember this guy... He posted his face everywhere and he looked like ftm tommy wiseau
For those curious, my man Imbred is still going strong.

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Soundcloud
Reddit featuring all the desperate shilling
His latest thing seems to be this website, the blog posts are a good read, looks like he also wrote himself a pretty big autobiography???

The guy's clearly trying his hardest to be a lolcow. I hate to admit it but he's actually improved. Like it's still fucking awful, but now I can't even get any ironic enjoyment out of it. I remember listening in 2018 or so and the drums were so completely out of time it was hilarious. Now it's just bad and boring.

Here's some stuff off his old Soundcloud I remember, I'm certain I remember there was stuff even worse than this but he might have taken it down.
https://soundcloud.com/imbred69%2Fcreep https://soundcloud.com/imbred69%2Fdepression-1
 

Orange Rhymer

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Rage Against the Machine lol.

RATM was always a joke. Rage Against that Machine by... signing with Sony? and taking a multi-million dollar signing bonus?
Zach was called out for driving a new Caddy Escalade,and living large.in LA. LA people noticed, so he started the rumor he was funding rebels in S. America.
Probably vacationing in Barbados.

Tom Morello was raised in an upper-class suburb, by upper-class commie teachers. Epitome of 'Useful Idiot'.
 

Megaroad 2012

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RATM was always a joke. Rage Against that Machine by... signing with Sony? and taking a multi-million dollar signing bonus?
Zach was called out for driving a new Caddy Escalade,and living large.in LA. LA people noticed, so he started the rumor he was funding rebels in S. America.
Probably vacationing in Barbados.

Tom Morello was raised in an upper-class suburb, by upper-class commie teachers. Epitome of 'Useful Idiot'.
So he really didn't go down to South America lol? I thought he really did run off to do stupid shit like that.

The channel I linked to had made a post about RATM and the entire comment section is just taking the piss out of the band.
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