Name Suggestions for New Users

[H. H. Lovecraft]

This is something we used to do on SomethingAwful, to post potential usernames some of which would be cashed in by lurkers. I'll begin:

-Hobbitson Hobbitly

-Happy and Gay Nicholas J.

-Catboy of Destiny (Pun Intended)

 

[Popper Whiting]

-Black Light Detective

-Butt Truffles

 

[419]

Cum Groyper 1488

 

[Neigh]

-Gunt's Grave

-My Cousin Nullie

-Amholio

-Lethargic Lapras

-Voreo (profile pic of an oreo eating someone)

-Bird Fetishist

-Secret Gamer Gorl

-Spic Fuentes

-Flamencocado Brapocado

-The Fuentichrist

 

[serious n00b]

SPVCXGHXZTPVRRP

 

[Fialovy]

Thater Thots

That's all

 

[Bicycle Disaster]

Cum Sock Account

 

[Hüftpriester]

Señor Spencer's Gardener

 

[Just A Butt]

fuck newfags, let them do their own homework

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Call them anything you want, except “Dan”. I HATE that name.

https://youtu.be/S_M62p3PNWU

 

[themasterlurker]

-Gunt's Grave

-My Cousin Nullie

-Amholio

-Lethargic Lapras

-Voreo (profile pic of an oreo eating someone)

-Bird Fetishist

-Secret Gamer Gorl

-Spic Fuentes

-Flamencocado Brapocado

@AMHOLIO

 

[The Wokest]

-Nicolas Fountains

-Cum is King

-Groypithus Maximus

-KanyeFan007

 

[W00K #17]

-Poop Thumb

 

[Baklava]

Guntenprole
Sodomy First
CATCHPHRASE

 

[Romper Stomper]

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

 

[AMHOLIO]

@AMHOLIO

Aww, it means I chose a good name.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

-SIGSock

-{o}P II sock

-Boingotango

-Empresa

 

[JethroTullamore]

-I LOVE COCK

-Dumb-nigger-asshole

-CuntboiKyle.

-NotAFedPromise

I’m not good at this.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

FeltedIVFDoner1488

Reserved exclusively for Billy Fuentes

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

FecalFloatationDevice
PooFinger
Mortal Coil
Distended Penis
Butt Picker
Booger Eater
Orifice of Doom
Smells Like Cheese
Pus Pimple
Smell My Finger
Vaginal Necrosis
Fetus in Fetu
Fetus Deletus
Smells Like Ass

This is too fun