new wifey - livestream 7/20/2021 - in which Amber tells us she's an SSBBW so she can't be a supermodel

AmbiTron

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Oh honey, nobody believes you have this never ending supply of men chasing you down in your DM's.

You're physically unattractive to everyone besides desperate sped women and the odd dick wielding feeder who can look past your horrific personality. The ego on this bitch never fails to surprise me. Don't fish for compliments by calling yourself ugly and then blatantly brag about how gorgeous everyone finds you. Pick one, humble damsel in distress or raging narc cunt lesbeeeeen KUHWEEN whose confidence is both equally obnoxious and unwarranted.
Sadly, I do believe it. Seeing that Chantal was able to find a man, I no longer doubt the depths feeders and fetishists are willing to sink to. For even the most repulsive, fat, stanky, skin-tag-covered inbred mutant there is at least a few fetishists who want to fuck it. Is that a good thing? I don't think so, no. Is it true? Sadly, I do think so.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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I love the progression from “lol” to fucking illiterate.

Notice me, please. Hey, notice me. Hello, I gave you money NOTICE ME. NOTICE ME GODDAMMIT! NOTICelIIERHEKLS KJEDFJK*#&%^)@()!

Here's a thought, superchatter: don't give that bitch any more money than you're already giving her.

Although Becky’s full name is Rebecca, so in her case the Y is in her nickname only. Hopefully the next butler wifey follows the trend.

She will forever be officially enshrined as the "Becky Era" in the Amberverse timeline, and I will die on that hill.

Sadly, I do believe it. Seeing that Chantal was able to find a man, I no longer doubt the depths feeders and fetishists are willing to sink to. For even the most repulsive, fat, stanky, skin-tag-covered inbred mutant there is at least a few fetishists who want to fuck it. Is that a good thing? I don't think so, no. Is it true? Sadly, I do think so.

Big Al attracts male chubby chasers and feeders only. We're not talking about Regular Billy Joe Jim Bob on the lookout for a wife to keep him in sammiches here, or Hot Dude Chandler HighSociety on the lookout for a classy, educated, well-to-do woman he can take to meet Mummy and Daddy at their vacation home in Martha's Vineyard. Nope, what she gets is Charlie Greaseball who inhales cheesy puffs and wants to jerk off to her eating mounds of orange chicken and going orgasmic over it.

It's just more of her bullshit, trying to puff up her ego like she's puffed up that mountain of flesh she calls a body.
 

KiwiKunt!!

Bull Dykes and Twitter Psyches
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When asked Amber said she would date a fan. Who else is she going to date? She is not going to meet someone in a traditional way, she is not going to meet someone at work or at a party/bar. She is not going to meet someone through friends, her circle of friends is limited. Amber wants someone who worships her - who will put her on a pedestal (a super reinforced one that holds statues a Fupa-Chatter will be where she picks her next carer from
 

DefCon Dumb

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When asked Amber said she would date a fan. Who else is she going to date? She is not going to meet someone in a traditional way, she is not going to meet someone at work or at a party/bar. She is not going to meet someone through friends, her circle of friends is limited. Amber wants someone who worships her - who will put her on a pedestal (a super reinforced one that holds statues a Fupa-Chatter will be where she picks her next carer from
That was an interesting segment of her video. She repeated the question from her chat out loud & when answering, her voice took on that lofty, superior tone she puts on when she's really feeling herself. It seemed clear to me that she sees herself as vastly superior to her fans. She certainly has a legitimate claim to being a snitch smarter than anyone paying any amount of money just for the privilege of asking questions that may or may not be answered.
 

mythical mother

ayyyy
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When asked Amber said she would date a fan. Who else is she going to date? She is not going to meet someone in a traditional way, she is not going to meet someone at work or at a party/bar. She is not going to meet someone through friends, her circle of friends is limited. Amber wants someone who worships her - who will put her on a pedestal (a super reinforced one that holds statues a Fupa-Chatter will be where she picks her next carer from

Honestly, with this being said, a male feeder is probably her best bet. Women don’t fetishize women in the same way men do, lesbian or not. Men have the capacity to be just creepy enough to simp for her in the way she’s seeking. I don’t think she’s ever gonna find what she wants in a woman.

Look at Peetz and what he’s dealt with for however long. Yeah, Chantal gives him a place to live, but I 100% believe he’s autistic enough to be there for Chantal and the housing is just a bonus.

For Amber to find a woman to simp for her in the way she fantasizes in her head, she would have to find a unicorn I think. Men that would do it are honestly a dime a dozen.

All these incels out here who think that women have to be 25, skinny, at least “an 8” etc are delusional. Any woman can get a man at any age, any body type, with any mental disorder and at any financial status. There’s ALWAYS a man somewhere for them. And I want to see Amber find hers. Now that would revive her channel.
 
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PixelPoutine

Typle Style
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All these incels out here who think that women have to be 25, skinny, at least “an 8” etc are delusional. Any woman can get a man at any age, any body type, with any mental disorder and at any financial status. There’s ALWAYS a man somewhere for them.
This made me chuckle because it's so true.

I wouldn't be surprised if Amber's next caretaker is a man. She'd have to find a pretty autistic, naive woman to rope into being her next girlfriend.
 

Preview Pain

You Can't Nig-nag the Zig-zag
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The way people are superchatting Amber just reminds me of how retards in Twitch chats of literally who streamers who pull at best 2k viewers will compete with each other for the streamer's attention by gifting subscriptions. They act like it's to support the streamer but anyone with two brain cells knows these retards are trying to grift. I wonder if any of these superchatters have online personas. Could be some fresh milk on the way. Friendless people with money will buy attention like a coke fiend.
 

KiwiKunt!!

Bull Dykes and Twitter Psyches
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The way people are superchatting Amber just reminds me of how retards in Twitch chats of literally who streamers who pull at best 2k viewers will compete with each other for the streamer's attention by gifting subscriptions. They act like it's to support the streamer but anyone with two brain cells knows these retards are trying to grift. I wonder if any of these superchatters have online personas. Could be some fresh milk on the way. Friendless people with money will buy attention like a coke fiend.

She made about $150 on her 'Wifey' live stream
 

brooky

i'm brecki and so can you
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All these incels out here who think that women have to be 25, skinny, at least “an 8” etc are delusional. Any woman can get a man at any age, any body type, with any mental disorder and at any financial status. There’s ALWAYS a man somewhere for them.
This gave me a chuckle because I just read in another thread someone claiming that these Kentucky lesbians are all fake lesbians because they can't attract men and they know it.

You are right. Finding a man is incredible easy. It's just the quality of the man that's the issue. For the women in the deathfat subforum, it's feeders, weirdos, meth heads, and that's it. Being a femcel, an obsessive shipper fangirl, a cat lady, or a fake lesbian is probably preferable to being with a feeder.

Some guys don't like hearing it, but if the tables were turned they'd get it. How many genuine male incels would want to be with ALR? Or Chantal? They'd probably rather stay incels. I mean they could a hump a garbage bag of pudding and it would feel the same way and probably stink less.

If you're a monstrously fat woman and you REALLY want a man and you REALLY don't want to lose weight, there's plenty of dudes out there.

But I also don't think ALR will have trouble finding a female feeder. I just get the feeling those relationships are more like mutual feeding rather than the classic male-female feeder relationship.
 

Turd Fergusson

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But I also don't think ALR will have trouble finding a female feeder. I just get the feeling those relationships are more like mutual feeding rather than the classic male-female feeder relationship.
But is that what Amber wants? In a sense, this could be the perfect situation if Amber forgoes the illusion that she is a hotly contested Kentucky lesbian that everyone wants to date and be seen with. If she decides that losing weight does not work for her and that she would rather be with a feeding buddy, I agree that she would be able to find a mate.
 

Bibbity Bobbity

Bleh.
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All these incels out here who think that women have to be 25, skinny, at least “an 8” etc are delusional. Any woman can get a man at any age, any body type, with any mental disorder and at any financial status. There’s ALWAYS a man somewhere for them. And I want to see Amber find hers. Now that would revive her channel.
Sigh. I'm embarassed to know these things about incels, but women have to be 25, 18, an 8 and skinny FOR THEM.

Not all this adds up. Don't shoot the messenger.

1. The "top" 20% of men get 80% of women, because women ONLY want a Chad Thundercock.

2. Leaving the "bottom" 80% of men to be rejected by women who are fatties and uggos, not "quality" women.

3. There is no such thing as a feeeemale incel. Any woman could get laid ANY time they want!

4. It's my looks, not my rage, that repels women.

And look, Amber proves them right!
 

Bubblez McGee

Kitties are so nice
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This gave me a chuckle because I just read in another thread someone claiming that these Kentucky lesbians are all fake lesbians because they can't attract men and they know it.

You are right. Finding a man is incredible easy. It's just the quality of the man that's the issue. For the women in the deathfat subforum, it's feeders, weirdos, meth heads, and that's it. Being a femcel, an obsessive shipper fangirl, a cat lady, or a fake lesbian is probably preferable to being with a feeder.

Some guys don't like hearing it, but if the tables were turned they'd get it. How many genuine male incels would want to be with ALR? Or Chantal? They'd probably rather stay incels. I mean they could a hump a garbage bag of pudding and it would feel the same way and probably stink less.

If you're a monstrously fat woman and you REALLY want a man and you REALLY don't want to lose weight, there's plenty of dudes out there.

But I also don't think ALR will have trouble finding a female feeder. I just get the feeling those relationships are more like mutual feeding rather than the classic male-female feeder relationship.
It's true that any woman, no matter what she looks like, can find some type of man.
Think of the most bizarre subject you can imagine-something that in a million years you could never think of in a sexual way-and odds are that some dude, somewhere will have an obsessive sexual fetish for it. There's a thread here on the farms about a guy who wrote a wank story about torturing baby smurfs. He tried to disguise it as a wholesome, sweet rescue story, but everyone, except maybe the people on the original smurf-lovers forum where the story was posted, could tell it was fetish porn.
The point is, whether it's brutalizing the infants of a fictional race of tiny cartoon people or watching huge fat chicks eat and get fatter, there's at least a few guys who think its the hottest thing ever.
But like others have already pointed out, the men who are into women that look like Hamber are not the cream of the crop. These are bottom of the barrel weirdos, and yes they exist, but there aren't all that many of them. The vast majority of men are repulsed by obese women. But ALR likes to act as if she's being pursued by scores of top tier men, but because she's like totally a lesbian, its just sooo annoying to to her.

As far a new woman, I'm sure Amber can find another one, but I don't think it would be a feeder. There are probably a few female feeders, but there are more women who are gold diggers and/or fame chasers. So Amber will probably either find a woman who is pursing her for her internet fame or one who is willing to replace Becky as Amber's butler in return for whatever financial rewards ALR can still afford to dole out.
 

brooky

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But is that what Amber wants?
I'm not sure what her ideal lesbian relationship looks like. But I'm pretty confident that she doesn't want the kind of absolute humiliation and degradation that male feeders get off on. Her classic reaction to "big cherry" comes to mind. I think she wants to be fawned over for beauty and like others have said, she has a reverse dysmorphia where she thinks she's skinnier than she is. A man talking about how hot and luscious her fat folds are and asking her to hide M&Ms in them, hand feeding her obscene amounts of food and smearing it all over her, and withholding ass wiping unless she lets him fuck her face or folds-- how does that affirm her beauty? That's the kind of shit feeders do after all the FA bluster.

She could easily find a male feeder, but she won't and frankly, she doesn't have to. The mutual gaining lesbian situation type deal is closer to what she wants-- the delusion that she's a hot desirable dainty gorl. Two hugely fat lesbians just sit around together. So as long as the other one keeps telling her she's pretty, that's way better than a male feeder. It's not like the other girl would want a male feeder, either.
 

darkwingosonichugorl

Let me tell you the potential of my balls.
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All these incels out here who think that women have to be 25, skinny, at least “an 8” etc are delusional. Any woman can get a man at any age, any body type, with any mental disorder and at any financial status. There’s ALWAYS a man somewhere for them. And I want to see Amber find hers. Now that would revive her channel.
Correct. Incels know this though, and bitch forever about how unfair it is. Which it is, but that's life.

I guarantee not only would Amber have thousands of men at her feet if she went on dating apps, she has men that give her money just for being super morbidly obese and having a pussy.
 

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