Oct. 19th - Bullies, Necrophilia, and Racism -

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Goddessoftheshire

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The little putz will never learn anymore than Chrissy, Jace, or any of the other multitudes of lolcows on the net. What is so creepy about the necrophilia beside his detailed porno is how he excuses it by saying it wouldn't be hurting anyone. So he pretty much admitted that if he was into necrophilia its no big deal because the corpse can't say no. :cryblood:
:alog: It is almost like he is John Wayne Gacey and Jeffery Dahmer's love child/ass baby. :alog:
 

MarineTrainedTard

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They might say the same about my professional comic book, but you can't argue with results. Many people who had never heard of me before liked my art and my pitch so passionately, they actually paid money for my books! So, while I could "improve" on my art and/or writing (particularly with practice), I currently like it as is! Any further arguments are now invalid. Any commentary that is not constructive is in like manner invalid.
my sides have disintegrated please send help
 

sikotik

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They might say the same about my professional comic book, but you can't argue with results. Many people who had never heard of me before liked my art and my pitch so passionately, they actually paid money for my books! So, while I could "improve" on my art and/or writing (particularly with practice), I currently like it as is! Any further arguments are now invalid. Any commentary that is not constructive is in like manner invalid.
I guess some more comic-con attendees took pity on the clearly disturbed and "special" vendor peddling his over priced scribbles.
 

Jaimas

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I've gone to see The Room twice! but that doesn't make Tommy Wiseau a competent filmmaker.
Have you seen The House That Drips Blood on Alex?

Wiseau is officially in on the joke, and there is only lulz.
 

ordinarycough

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I guess some more comic-con attendees took pity on the clearly disturbed and "special" vendor peddling his over priced scribbles.
If you have a booth in artist alley and are able to hold a conversation beyond primitive grunting, you're going to be able to sell stuff. The actual quality is mostly unimportant.
 
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Picklechu

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Jay really sets us bullies straight on everything.

Wait, we tried to "make peace?" That's news to me.

"Any further arguments are now invalid. Any commentary that is not constructive is in like manner invalid."

Yeah, sure. Saying it makes it so. You showed us, Goldie.

It's also telling that he doesn't try to defend the Christmas journal anymore; he only refuses to talk about or directly refer to it, saying he's already "explained."

"I *AM* special!"

You sure are, GK. You sure are.

"Not many people have earned medals in their lives."

What have you earned a medal in? Is it 24k plastic and/or for participation?

"Speaking of medals, I partially want to dare you bullies to keep on the verbal nonsense because if you give it 40 years, I might actually win the Presidential Medal of Freedom!"

Win it for what? Past recipients have included Mother Theresa, Georgia O'Keefe, Maya Angelou, Bob Dylan, Milton Friedman, Mr. Rogers, Ben Carson, Friedrich Hayek, Helen Keller, Rosa Parks... The list goes on. What are you going to do that's comparable to what they did?

Also, just because you might win a medal for some unspecified thing in forty years, you should act as if you already won it now? That's not how life works, Goldie. Using your logic, I might be President of the United States in forty years. I sure as hell wouldn't give you a medal for nothing, and no politician would give the nation's highest civilian honor to a pedophile, even in the unlikely scenario that he or she did something worthy of it.

"Where other poor souls have fallen off the face of existence, I triumph and get a medal."

I think you're counting your chickens before they hatch, Goldielocks.

Finally, the reason that people think you're a necrophiliac is because you drew necrophilia, then said you were going to masturbate to it.

Someone asked him what he was going to do after 40 hours and this was his response:

"After 40 hours, I will assume that all affiliates are going to remain outright hostile towards me, regardless of presentation. That's also assuming they don't literally clean up their act!"

So if we don't take it down he's going to think we're mean.

Yeah. He went there.
That'll show us.
A creepy, sadistic pedophile with no friends and no life won't like us? I'm crushed. :heart-empty:

Someone made a page on his dumb wiki by the name of "Kiwi Envoy," and it was this open letter to him. Upon looking at it, lol, he definitely changed it to say something else.

Ohhhhhhhh, that's right! I totally forgot that we authorized this guy to speak on our behalf at our annual Trolls and Cyber-Bullies Kiwi Convention this weekend. No one can lie on the internet, especially not on GK's official wikiTM, so this is clearly legit. Not edited in any way, either--everyone's evidence to the contrary are clearly slanderous photoshop jobs.

Haven't commented in a while because pretty much everything on Jay's recent chimping out has already been said.

This is definite proof, though, that Jay is trying everything he can to not become self-aware.

Jay thought he had a legion of loyal fans and that his sales on his comics would skyrocket, along with his fame. He also has his weird obsession with thinking that making a wiki about himself would somehow suddenly make him a celebrity and people would be interested in searching through articles about how great and pure and amazing he is. His Manday returned to him, he got another job which he thinks is pretty much for gifted wonders, and he had people who actually went out of their way to speak to him and talk to him. But that darn twoll wiki was still up, along with the kiwi forum. Jay's ego couldn't handle knowing his own archenemies were gathering together to show people actual proof of how pathetic and grotesque he is. The guy was raised without a single mention of any criticism or disagreement from his overbearing mother and a father who seems to have given up on him. GK was never given advice on how to deal with knowing someone doesn't like you or think of you as a god.

Suddenly Jay keeps backpedaling on his journals because even HE knows they sound stupid and can get him in trouble. Suddenly his adoring fans are pointing out his behavior and he goes on a blocking rampage that would make Dobson proud. He censors nearly every word in the English language because people are saying things he doesn't like and he can't stand that people don't just obey him on his every command. Now his streams consist of only five people, the troll wiki is still up with all of the info he tries to forget he ever wrote, and he suddenly realizes his legion of fans were in on it the whole time. So he manages to get the wiki shut down and desperately assumes that means it will be gone permanently and there will never be a troll wiki again. His ego is soaring at this rate. But then he goes back to his wiki and sees constant changes and viciously tries locking everything from the public. Now he has to make a whole wiki about himself on his own, and we've seen how much of an ungodly lazy anus he is about it. The calls aren't coming in with people who want to hire him. His job is no doubt already too hard for someone as lazy as he is, and just as he assumed he had made actual friends, he's losing them in handfuls because of his own awful behavior. Jay will have the occasional white knight, but white knights never count as actual friends, and Jay will tire of them just like he got tired of people who might have had the slightest disagreement with him. And all the while, the origin of his discovery, the cwcki forums, will never be taken down, and he is fuming about it like a toddler because he believes that since the wiki was taken down, everything on him should be.

So instead of pretending to be cool about everything with his usual smug douchy DeviantArt smilies and long ranting journals about how successful he's going to be eventually, he goes apeshit and does what every single lolcow will do: throw a tantrum. Because if he TYPES IN ALL CAPS or uses bold font and demands something in A REALLY FURIOUS, PRECISE WAY, it means that he must be obeyed. All the while, Jay is trying so hard to not try and wonder why suddenly everyone left him, why his streams are failures, why his comics aren't selling, and why he's not a single step closer to honor and glory. Every defense mechanism in his scrawny little body is working overtime to make him go through mental gymnastics to avoid even considering that maybe, just maybe, he really is a nasty, unlikable loser and the world has a right to dislike him. He's mentioned it before, but this reaction takes the cake.

He's just proving that he is no better than Chris, and in a lot of ways is even worse.
:heart-full:
 

Jackie Chin

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Well the con ended at 4 pm. Either Jay is patiently waiting for a response from the Kiwi Farms, or he's working on his comic book. Or something else.
 

Randall Fragg

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!
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There are four likely possibilities for where The Pyrite Peon will be in 40 years
1: Still in his room playing video games and mooching off his parents SS checks.
2: In prison for doing something stupid/horrific.
3: Dead.
4: A relatively well functioning member of society, due to him realizing that his comic franchise will go nowhere and that he needs to shape up his act, move out of his parents house, get mental help, and work hard in order to become a person who can function in society.

None of these options involve a Presidental Medal Of Freedom.
:alog:
 

Jackie Chin

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There are four likely possibilities for where The Brass Blowhard will be in 40 years
1: Still in his room playing video games and mooching off his parents SS checks.
2: In prison for doing something stupid/horrific.
3: Dead.
4: A relatively well functioning member of society, due to him realizing that his comic franchise will go nowhere and that he needs to shape up his act, move out of his parents house, get mental help, and work hard in order to become a person who can function in society.

None of these options involve a Presidental Medal Of Freedom.
:alog:
Silly the SS check is the Presidential Medal of Freedom, it's free money yo!
 

Optimus Prime

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I'm most interested in this "medal" that he keeps harping on about, if it's been discerned as to what he got the Medal for and who awarded it to him then I am not privy to that info. But as he can't possibly have been in the scouts, whatever medal he's got probably was easier for anybody to get than the participant ribbon by merely entering a car into the Pinewood Derby (and they aren't picky, I literally entered a barely modified block in my final year as it was Spongebob themed and won a trophy for slowest car when it was the only car entry to repeatedly fail crossing the finish line)
 

Randall Fragg

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I'm most interested in this "medal" that he keeps harping on about, if it's been discerned as to what he got the Medal for and who awarded it to him then I am not privy to that info. But as he can't possibly have been in the scouts, whatever medal he's got probably was easier for anybody to get than the participant ribbon by merely entering a car into the Pinewood Derby (and they aren't picky, I literally entered a barely modified block in my final year as it was Spongebob themed and won a trophy for slowest car when it was the only car entry to repeatedly fail crossing the finish line)
No, it's even more pathetic. He's saying that he will win a medal someday.
EDIT: Never mind, Jay actually did win something. Who knew?
 

OBAMATRON

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I'm most interested in this "medal" that he keeps harping on about, if it's been discerned as to what he got the Medal for and who awarded it to him then I am not privy to that info. But as he can't possibly have been in the scouts, whatever medal he's got probably was easier for anybody to get than the participant ribbon by merely entering a car into the Pinewood Derby (and they aren't picky, I literally entered a barely modified block in my final year as it was Spongebob themed and won a trophy for slowest car when it was the only car entry to repeatedly fail crossing the finish line)
It's an NRA Distinguished Shooter medal or something like that. I don't know how hard it is to get, but I imagine Jay fixated his autistic mind on it and then stopped going to the range once he got it.
 

Optimus Prime

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It's an NRA Distinguished Shooter medal or something like that. I don't know how hard it is to get, but I imagine Jay fixated his autistic mind on it and then stopped going to the range once he got it.
Evidently it is some kind of NRA competition medal...in air rifle.

Funny how the blog boasts about how easy this award can be to get and Jay's so adamant about it...and it's not even for a real firearm.
 

Taily Puff

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It's been mentioned, but out of this entire wall of insanity, the part that stands out to me most is when he says "give it 40 years, I might actually win the Presidential Medal of Freedom!" As if it's a thing we need to acknowledge right now. He insists that we should acknowledge something that could possibly theoretically happen as if it's something he's already accomplished. I could theoretically go to medical school and end up curing aids. It's not likely, but it's not literally impossible. So, dear kiwi's, you should all be congratulating me for saving so many lives. After all. Give it a few decades and I might do it!

It's like Jace insisting that he's a future wounded marine veteran rape survivor, but without the charm or likability. I could go out drinking with Jace twice a week and probably look forward to it. I'd shake my head at everything he said, but I'd enjoy the night. In fact! Let's do a quick run down.

Compare Golden Knight to Christian Chandler: They are essentially the same, in terms of ego an obliviousness. They're both impossible to talk to.
They're both certain their shitty fan work is going to be their meal ticket. They both live off of mommy and daddy, but wait! Chris has made thousands of dollars selling Sonichu merch (and no, I can't believe I actually had to type that out). And Chris's greatest dream is to meet a nice girl and produce a healthy happy daughter. Jay's greatest dream is to become an invicible sadist who murders animals and tortures females for arousal.

Christian Weston Chandler is a better human being than Jay Geis.

Compare Golden Knight to Jace Conners: They are not similar, but they do both live in insane fantasy worlds. But in Jace's fantasy world, he's stopping threats that would destabilize his home country and even the entire world, and he would be stopping truly evil people from completing their goals with parkour airsoft tactics and mountain dew. In Jay's fantasy world, he can't be hurt, can kill anything he wants with impunity, and would like to walk down the street killing annoying animals and people who tick him off. Jay would be a VILLAIN in Jace's world, and one he would parkour street race to the death to stop!
Also Jace is charming in his own crazy way. Jay has absolutely zero charisma. Jay sounds like an alien trying to work a strange human mouth to make human noises until he gets close enough to give them nettle torture.

Jace Conners is a better human being than Jay Geis.

Compare Golden Knight to Nick Bate: They are both vile, sadistic perverts lacking in empathy or good judgement. But Nick Bate is capable of withstanding intense amounts of pain and continues to function as normal (seriously, I've had one cavity and I couldn't focus. Imagine how much pain Nick Bate is in). Jay would struggle against a 20 mph wind, even if he was going downhill. He desperately needs his power armor to do the lifting because his skeletal frame simply cannot accomplish normal human motion.
Also, Nick Bate is legitimately mentally ill, and at rare times, expresses understanding of that and states that the pills and injections help keep his dark thoughts surpressed. This is usually around the time he insists he's a little girl. Jay is mentally sound, as far as anyone can tell. But he prefers dwelling in his own vile world because he actually likes it better there.
Also x2, Nick Bate occasionally tweets something legitimately funny (albeit offensive). Jay has produced nothing of value, and the only humor we get from observing him is sheer, slack jawed disbelief that someone could get this far being so much of a human cockroach and still not get stomped by reality.

Nick Bate is... broken. Literally broken, as in not functioning right, as in "Is this still under warranty? It needs work". And Jay is around his level of likeability.

This has been said about every lolcow now and then. But all Jay would have to do to be accepted would be to announce "I am flawed. I know it. I try to do good, but I struggle with it. But I'm still a person. How can I work on my faults?" And no one here would be attacking him. Or mocking him. Pitying, maybe, at the worst, but who here lacks faults?

Jay, seriously, when the island of misfit toys bans you, you need to examine yourself.
 

OBAMATRON

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Evidently it is some kind of NRA competition medal...in air rifle.

Funny how the blog boasts about how easy this award can be to get and Jay's so adamant about it...and it's not even for a real firearm.
I take a strong interest in the free use of firearms and guns and exercise this right on an average weekly basis, earning the title of "Distinguished Expert" in the NRA, the highest in the qualification system and a nationally recognized title.
He said it's for rifle, so it's probably smallbore or rimfire. I'm pretty sure Jay does own guns.
 

Picklechu

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Evidently it is some kind of NRA competition medal...in air rifle.

Funny how the blog boasts about how easy this award can be to get and Jay's so adamant about it...and it's not even for a real firearm.
Also of note is that you have to order your own pins/whatever from the NRA if you want them. I wish he had specified what his "medal" was in his rant so I could have laughed harder.
 
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You know, I think I would have less of a headache spending a week with Chris than spending an hour with Jay.

The lego may have something to do with it.
 
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Goddessoftheshire

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You know, I think I would have less of a headache spending a week with Chris than spending an hour with Jay.

The lego may have something to do with it.
Jays voice alone is the stuff of nightmares. I can't even listen to him more than a minute of his tone deaf special ed. voice on any of the recordings before I want to bash my laptop.
 
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