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Community Onision's Patreon WhoresWhat could possibly go wrong when a group of girls fight for the attention of The Grease & Plainey?

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by MirrorBallSuit, Oct 8, 2017.

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  1. ~Jake~

    whut?
     
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  2. Calm down. Is okay. This thread is not required reading; feel free to step off this ride any time.

    This is what's known as a "joke". A well timed pun quote from the classic film "Chinatown", the final line of the movie invites the viewer to stop trying to explain that which cannot be explained, because of cultural differences and mores.
     
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  3. We are here to laugh at Onision fans. These are Onision fans. You are welcome to post additional details on additional Onision fans.
     
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  4. At first, this thread provided me with a few chuckles. Checking on this same thread today has now provided me with full on laughter. Holy moly what a wonderful cow we caught on the hook.
     
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  5. You know little of these people, you assume they are fans? why? There are known farmers in onioncord but we assume these girls are fans? Specifically the ones who DID'NT post nudes?
    I personally know 2 moderators that are not fans and do not pay patronage but yet get "doxxed" because farmers dont bother to look into things properly before getting on the "exposing" train, I know one of these mods is being "exposed" by a discordfag because she was never a fan to begin with lolololololololololol
     
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  6. Hey bud I didn't dox anyone or do shit in this thread up until now. Stop tardraging , it's gonna get you nowhere except in your own thread.
     
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  7. So "an old-ish dude" (using the name 'LadyLass') who "personally loved getting close to some of these [barely legal teen girls] to only further despise them", this adult man who has strong feelings regarding the moderation of Grugly's Discord, is also very concerned that we're making fun of the wrong dumb bints who dropped their nudes into a drama pot?

    I fucking love this place.
     
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    #67 Mellorine, Oct 12, 2017
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  8. :stress:
    Look, I know you absolutely will not do the following, but consider doing one, or all, of these things:
    1- walk away and don't come back
    2- stop white knighting
    3- read what everyone has written to you again and try to understand it

    (Or don't because this shit is absolutely hilarious)
     
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  9. grrrr dox and stalk my ex-gf she's crazy and i'm sane and well adjusted what don't you understand you losers
     
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  10. I just looked through the nudes and I can't really see why @LadyLass felt the need to make a fool of himself defending the girls' honor? The posted nudes are mild by kiwi standards and aren't even interesting. So what some chick showed the entire world her vag? There are a million more on the internet and no one gives a shit. It's not as if they were doing something really kinky.

    Off-topic: What is with these cows hand delivering us content in the hopes that they'll obtain a private army? We've had at least two of them this week.
     
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  11. Now that we're trusted by Vox, we've hit the big time. Our mistaken reputation as stalker/harassers has spread across the twitterverse and hit the jealous vagina showing teenybopper crowd.
     
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  12. So assuming the general onision cult hasn't caught wind, are there any more horrifying finds to be had? Or are they in DFE mode?
     
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  13. Because when people on Tumblr or Reddit complain about us supposedly harassing/doxxing people, they tend to leave out the fact that we just do it for the lulz. So some people think that we'll help them on whatever crusade they're going on, and they end up making complete fools of themselves.
     
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    #73 RobotGentleman, Oct 12, 2017
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  14. it has to do with the whole WHite Knight mentality. If he "defends their honor", he gets some noodz. Simple as pie.
     
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  15. And it's only the 5th day of the thread. At this rate, I can't wait for the 15th.
     
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    #75 Maggots on a Train, Oct 12, 2017
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  16. Do not block or ban or thread ban or whatever this guy, for the love of god let him spew it all and see where it goes.
     
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  17. How does he have fangirls?
     
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  18. :autism: + gold digging + efame whoring = sending nudes to Greg, apparently. They see Taylor and her tumblr gender and her fidget spinners, and all of Greg's videos about his various exes, and say to themselves, gosh, I can't wait for him to make angry videos about me one day.
     
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  19. Other day, another cow coming to visit our pasture. :heart-full:
     
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