I'm what you call a professional
True & Honest Fan
He's a narcissist who has, in fact, been featured in mainstream media before, like Time.Patrick really thought a national news outlet was running an 8500 word article (which is bigger than the times person of the year articles) on him and that they wanted to know about the false accusations of half marathon cheating levelled against him, so he can unequivocally deny them to the world.
is he actually exceptional?
So naturally, when someone asks for an interview and says they're from HuffPo, he takes them at their word.