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naught

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
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Sorry for the double post, new thread
(http://n2ch.net/r/-/loser/1559191456/?guid=ON&rc=24) / (https://archive.ph/iOcwM)
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda
I would rather call on the world to take action ... (Crying) Of course, the upcoming Tokyo Olympics will be cancelled ... (Bitter smile)
2:14 pm & # 183; April 11, 2020 Even in

Japan, even though it is treated as a "non-existent person", can you be called to the world?

489 : 2020/04/11 (Sat) 21:59 ID: uvNzslvb0 (6/10) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda
Well, they aren't scary ... But eventually, you'll know it ...
2:02 pm & # 183; April 11, 2020

I was disappointed ww

490 : 2020/04/11 (Sat) 22:00 ID: uvNzslvb0 (7/10) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda
Probably, the voice against the upcoming Tokyo Olympics may not even be covered. (Crying) I can't hear Spreichkor ... (Bitter smile)
1:09 pm & # 183; It's a

corona from the Tokyo Olympics on April 11, 2020 ww

491 : 2020/04/11 (Sat) 22:02 ID: uvNzslvb0 (8/10) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda The
switch is popular ... Well, as you can see, it is difficult at this stage to prevent the upcoming Tokyo Olympics, but will we continue to push the switch for the return of the city?
0:35 pm & # 183; April 11, 2020 Return to Tokyo

and switch
relations wwww

492 : 2020/04/11 (Sat) 22:04 ID: uvNzslvb0 (9/10) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda The
crazy JOC is still motivated for the upcoming Tokyo Olympics ... (Bitter smile) Stop the world as soon as possible ... (Crying)
11:58 am & # 183; April 11, 2020 It

's Okuda who is crazy! ww

493 (1) : 2020/04/11 (Sat) 22:06 ID: uvNzslvb0 (10/10) AAS
Ah, I've been doing a lot for the first time in a long time!
As expected, Japan is a world-class idiot!

494 : 2020/04/12 (Sun) 01:07 ID: 20NxmbBC0 (1) AAS
>> 493
Thank you for all the Tsukkomi!

Even though I'm afraid to drop a lot of missiles,
why should I stop the Olympics because people die like the attack on Pearl Harbor? It
seems to be Okuda that this inconsistency is www

495 : 2020/04/14 (Tue) 06:33 ID: JtvKt + w30 (1) AAS
Show new tweets
Conversation

Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda Hey
, don't count on vaccines Why don't you decline to hold the Tokyo Olympics? (Crying) Now, the wounds are still shallow ... (Bitter smile)
4:36 am & # 183; April 13, 2020 & # 183; Twitter Web App

If you're good at analyzing world affairs
, just say the same thing about the Olympics and the transfer of capital. Try to explain the situation and www

496 (1) : 2020/04/16 (Thursday) 08:31 ID: XOGOAZaa0 (1) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 7:46 am on Thursday, April 16, 2020.

Certainly, maybe in this city of Nishitokyo, there is no one who doesn't know me ... (Bitter smile)
I don't think it's a yakuza at all, but don't make the revolutionary humans angry. (Crying)

That's right, the madness level has risen further w

497 : 2020/04/16 (Thursday) 14:15 ID: YuS + fHXk0 (1/2) AAS
>> 496
What will happen to sugar at the end?

498 (1) : 2020/04/16 (Thursday) 14:37 ID: YuS + fHXk0 (2/2) AAS Hmm, I
removed the cover of the outer frame of the switch light. (Sweat) It's heavy and I don't have any attachment. (Crying) Well, at the moment, I have no intention of selling or disposing of it ... (Bitter smile)
6:26 am & # 183; April 16, 2020

Soy, here and there, I haven't raised or lowered the game console w

499 : 2020/04/16 (Thursday) 22:25 ID: livqJHeO0 (1/2) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda
What do you think will happen to the upcoming Tokyo Olympics?
It will be held next year.
57.1%
will be canceled.
28.6% In
addition, it will be postponed for another year.
14.3%
Other results.
Ministry 4

500 : 2020/04/16 (Thursday) 22:27 ID: livqJHeO0 (2/2) AAS
" Well , the start line is here. The goal is here."
"Eh !? At the goal, the cliff "I
don't have enough graveyards ..."
9:55 pm & # 183;

What about April 16, 2020 ? ??

501 : 2020/04/18 (Sat) 00:52 ID: 727YToyV0 (1) AAS
Hiroki Okuda
@hiroki_okuda Hmm
, and the software of both models that are not used, Switch Lite, Famicom Mini, and
Super Famicom I put a mini on the 2nd floor ...
After all, there is no place to put it, and of course there are measures against submersion, but I wonder if it will be troublesome.
2:50 am & # 183; April 17, 2020 & # 183; Twitter Web App

>> From the side I mentioned in 498, there
is a leak! !! !!

502 : 2020/04/19 (Sun) 01:05 ID: DcSrk / Te0 (1) AAS The number of
dead has exceeded 150,000 ... (Crying) If the number exceeds 200,000, there may be a nuclear attack in Tokyo ... (Bitter smile)
11:56 am & # 183; April 18, 2020

No w

503 : 2020/04/20 (Monday) 11:39 ID: n4oK99na0 (1) AAS It's
time to start a revolution now that it's stagnant!
Colonel Revolutionary Warrior, Revolution isn't the
case when you're withdrawn wwww

Personally, I hope Okuda gets on Corona when he accidentally goes out w

504 : 2020/04/22 (Wednesday) 10:36 ID: 82YjDC1x0 (1) AAS
Do something fast, Colonel!

www

505 : 2020/04/22 (Wednesday) 17:37 ID: q91yETZ70 (1) AAS
Well, it's hard to come to a conclusion if you analyze at the speed of a second, but anyway, the narrowing of the Chinese siege network will It's almost certain ... (Crying) Oh, rather, it would be better to cancel the Beijing Winter Olympics ... (Bitter smile)
2:38 pm & # 183; April 21, 2020

The withdrawal of the perpetual wait-and-see is w

506 : 2020/04/25 (Sat) 16:11 ID: 2x8 / QZGQ0 (1/2) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 8:21 am on Friday, April 24, 2020.
"Ah? This course is really bumpy ..."
"Yes, I buried it in various places ..."

You are also buried there ...

507 : 2020/04/25 (Sat) 21:07 ID: 2x8 / QZGQ0 (2/2) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 0:23 pm on Sat, April 25, 2020.

"What about that square blank area where the grave marker doesn't stand?"
"It seems that I didn't have time to stand ..." It seems that the

scraps such as Hiroki Okuda are buried ... w

508 : 2020/04/27 (Mon) 22:38 ID: vjFozgYZ0 (1) AAS
Recently Okuda, Okuda Theater is crazy w Did the peeing
in the brain get worse?

509 : 2020/05/04 (Monday) 15:19 ID: uQDGCh6I0 (1) AAS
Okuda

510 (1) : 2020/05/14 (Thu) 08:13 ID: p2sn0xNl0 (1) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 5:45 am on Thu, May 14, 2020.

Well, since I came to Tokyo, I want someone to get married ... (Bitter smile) As expected, it's unlikely that he's such a grandpa ... (Crying)

Finally, I gave up on my remarks! www

511 : Thursday, May 14, 2020 18:19 ID: IaELg9rg0 (1/2) AAS
>> 510 I
saw it!
It
seems that he continued to be hated and gave up w

512 : 2020/05/14 (Thursday) 18:21 ID: IaELg9rg0 (2/2) AAS Well
, I also have to enter an urgent questionnaire ... (Bitter smile) In order not to negate the precious sacrifice ... (Crying)
5:41 am & # 183; May 14, 2020 & # 183;

Occasionally, Okuda uses breaking news and uses words that I don't understand, such as an emergency questionnaire, but
NEET Jijii is terrible.

513 : 2020/05/28 (Thursday) 18:55 ID: upJrpxbb0 (1) AAS
Unfortunately, after this, we have to conduct an emergency questionnaire again ... (Crying) You may think it's annoying, but I'm sorry ... (Wry smile)
; afternoon 5:17 & # 183; May 28, 2020 & # 183

white to irresponsible

514 : 2020/06/01 (Mon) 23:20 ID: r6nhcJAH0 (1/2) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted on 11:34 pm on Sunday, May 31, 2020.

For some reason, facebook is stopped ...
This may also be the crush of the upcoming Tokyo Olympics opposition movement ...

I guess it's because I'm just saying crazy w

515 : 2020/06/01 (Mon) 23:25 ID: r6nhcJAH0 (2/2) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 8:18 pm on Monday, June 01, 2020.

If Twitter is stopped, it's finally time to revive the life blog ... (Bitter smile)
But, if possible, I would like to continue doing this here as well ... (Crying)

Go back to Ameba Blog, report all the items you bought with a price, write "Juice ..." or a free-running diary!
That is more like Okuda! w

516 : 2020/06/05 (Fri) 08:09 ID: Qk5GIJJ90 (1) AAS
Hiroki Okuda (@hiroki_okuda) tweeted at 6:52 am on Friday, June 05, 2020.

Well, I'm just five years old and I've become a revolutionary person ... (Bitter smile) It might be better not to say anything extraordinary ... (Crying)

517 : 2020/06/08 (Mon) 14:53 ID: rjsoVk5H0 (1) AAS
Facebook can be stopped sometimes w
I don't know because I've never done it

518 (1) : 2020/06/11 (Thu) 17:31 ID: P7Tz Tasu OA50 (1) AAS
Koki Okuda
Attohiroki_okuda
Ando # 183;
3 hours
intends Mmm, speaking earlier from the conclusion, the game of relay could not···. (Crying) Also, I think I'll buy a device that can record games someday ... (Bitter smile)

Oh, is it the elderly virgin YouTuber bombing?

519 (1) : 2020/06/11 (Thursday) 21:27 ID: xUMZcGtI0 (1) AAS
>> 518
Why is it so good ?
It ’s Cass.

520 : 2020/06/12 (Friday) 15:30 ID: dis / Y5jI0 (1) AAS
>> 519
I'm sorry.

521 : 2020/07/20 (Monday) 12:21 ID: fSLIjTR20 (1) AAS
thread is depopulated, but Okuda does not shake

522 : 2020/08/10 (Monday) 16:17 ID: aj3Xioe10 (1) AAS
Okuda Because it was just the story of the Olympics.

523 (1) : 2020/08/16 (Sun) 13:35 ID: J / hjUCQR0 (1) AAS
This person tweeted everything in detail, but despite the fact that he said he was active in marriage, he was concrete. I didn't say anything like that. Are you really doing marriage activities?

524 : 2020/08/25 (Tue) 22:29 ID: Yo8q / 27J0 (1) AAS
>> 523
is a good morning is a hardship like to idols
fact that
sending a telepathic to the person you want to get married after

this that's matchmaking The
top two marriage activities that I'm convinced of are, of
course, just greetings that Okuda himself said on Twitter before , and telepathy
and meaninglessness, so I haven't done any true marriage activities at all.

525 : 2020/09/26 (Sat) 07:16 ID: 4XvfCiIY0 (1) AAS
maintenance

526 : 2020/09/27 (Sun) 12:16 ID: LPZwNAWg0 (1) AAS
Recently, I've been playing live videos of games, but even games I've never played are clearly crappy. ..
If it's a bio, just shoot a bullet while escaping behind the approaching enemy.
Even the characters in the game, which repeats it endlessly, look like an old man.
The video of Makaimura is too garbage to talk about, the attack speed is too slow and the reaction is too slow.
It is a video that clearly shows Okuda's first time in Bonkura (laugh)

527 : 2020/12/12 (Sat) 08:23 ID: 4z / dZt9M0 (1) AAS
I haven't come to this thread for a while, but is it
a self-portrait with a bad Twitter icon?
And the name has changed to initials.
Okuda is really stupid.

528 (1) : 01/05 (Tuesday) 22:48 ID: rq8AZUQ90 (1) AAS
There seems to be a lot of claims, so why not admit it to your blog instead of Twitter, which has a limited number of characters? W

haste blocked w

529 : 01/27 (Wednesday) 21:31 ID: N2PRfYgO0 (1) AAS
>> 528
Yeah, he seems to block soon w I
used to write blogs every day, but
he said that he would be in trouble if his information was lost. I erased all my diary.
Since then , I've posted only the summary at the beginning of the end of the month on my blog.

530 (1) : 02/11 (Thu) 05:29 ID: 2YwW / NMM0 (1) AAS
Okuda, I have increased the number of times that say recently paid no money not
to was written I also did not buy Setsubun beans
balance How much is it?
Still worked to have no concept to earn even a little
heating costs to a month twenty thousand are over,
not even quit the newspaper
once and for all that in any garbage residence, I wish would be what
's neighbors poor

531 : 02/11 (Thursday) 09:47 ID: k1nlhFTN0 (1) AAS
>> 530 Because the
market price is good recently w

532 : 02/15 (Mon) 05:04 ID: aNDprBrx0 (1) AAS
When will it be canceled? Well, all YouTubers, including me, say so ...
9:57 pm & # 183; February 14, 2021

Quoted after a long time
This guy is a YouTuber w

533 : 02/26 (Fri) 09:24 ID: fijcdEfZ0 (1) AAS
I thought
it was going to be raging, but did I already give up?

534 (1) : 02/27 (Sat) 07:36 ID: t5Lev5rW0 (1/2) AAS
Nami-chan Congratulations on your marriage!
Okuda doesn't know yet? (Lol)

535 (1) : 02/27 (Sat) 09:36 ID: ocUnuFdo0 (1/2) AAS
>> 534
What? Where are you listed?

536 (1) : 02/27 (Sat) 14:54 ID: t5Lev5rW0 (2/2) AAS
>> 535
I'm reporting on Instagram.

537 : 02/27 (Sat) 18:13 ID: ocUnuFdo0 (2/2) AAS
>> 536
Thank you!
I didn't notice it because I only saw the image
Congratulations to Nami-chan!
Okuda
 

Seth MacFartman

Seasons 1-6 of Family Guy Creator
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Jay Jones/Snakey

I made a post about him (Here).

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DOX
Name:Jay Robert Jones
DOB: August 13, 1993
Address: 1962 Lynn River Dr, Deltona, Florida 32738
 
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realnigga123

CEO rapper, ball tripper, LA bruh 4 life 🤟😔
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There was a boy at one of the schools I went to called Clive who looked like the coco pops monkey. He spoke with a heavy Australian accent but with 1800's British lexicon and was a dumb jock. I spent so much time fucking with him he thought I was his stalker which I basically was. Some of the ways I would mess with him was when I told him that my older sister had the hots for him. I almost feel bad for everything but I don't. The teachers knew what I was doing and just didn't care because they thought it was funny.
"Oh my sisters called Mable, she's 6. I beat the shit out of her the other week she was being so fucking annoying" -Clive
 

Ilikeoreos

Bronies are terrible people Lois
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I had a personal lolcow for some time, a little too personal. I briefly went to college with this really strange autistic guy, who became rather infamous for his antics. He followed me around trying to get me to act in one of his videos. I initially expressed an interest to help him and then he told me I’d have to take off my pants for the role so I flat out told him no. He couldn’t take no for an answer and kept bugging me about it for months following me around even onto the bus while running his mouth in public about bullshit, like saying Hitler is someone he admires for showing his power by killing so many people. I was too nice to tell this nutter off when I should have, One time when he followed me a guy sitting nearby lost it on him and threatened to stab him and toss his body into the river. He thought I was his friend and called me Judas for not standing up for him, I just tried to maintain a distance at all times to appear like I wasn’t associated with him. I’m trying to think of where to start with this drama lama. Here’s a video to give you an idea of how crazy he is. Just imagine he’s more than 6ft tall too.

I met him in a video foundations program. It wasn’t long before we all became aware of his strange series of videos on his many YouTube channels. Unfortunately much of his content was scrubbed by himself after he wound up on the front page of the local paper for causing a bus driver to lose his shit in a video that went viral. I don’t know what he’s got in his short pockets but whatever it is it’s shaped like a dildo. Also he never stopped wearing those same shorts even when it was -20 degrees Celsius in winter.
All I know about what sparked this incident is that he was reading off some script babbling some weird shit like “I hate the pregnancy but I love the nudity” and dinging the stop bell at every stop. It also turns out the poor guy driving had lost his mother and wife in the same year had been spat on by another passenger that same week and didn’t take any time off for vacation so no wonder he lost it with this guy late at night acting like a loon.

I felt really bad for this driver losing his job if I’m not mistaken I think he got it back though. This guy pushes buttons for no fucking reason and even admits that he enjoys eliciting reactions of anger in his own words in a video he left up for some reason.

A friend and I being fans of shit films watched his entire series of videos on his channel, his most famous being his park bench series. To his credit he managed to rope in a lot of actors into his productions which is impressive for someone this dysfunctional. I don’t know how he did it. This video sums up the content.

This is super cringe he somehow lured a lady to kiss in this one on his Vimeo channel

There’s another video I want to post but I can’t find it now but it’s really well shot and properly made and it makes me struggle to understand like how did he get this cast and crew for these terrible productions, like how?!

Finally his conclusion, he went into music thinking he was Syd Barrette. I saw him one day busking on the street and threw him a few bucks to ask how he was doing. He told me he was protesting with his music, singing songs like Convenience is a Vice! Put down your iPhone put down your iPhone! And told me the cops ticketed him for annoying people at the bus stop but he still kept coming. A shit disturber until the end.

He invited me over to his apartment. I told my friend and he dared me to go so I did. My friend thought that maybe I could get some of his original movies off of him that we hadn’t yet seen. His apartment was in a giant high rise, I had been there before actually my girlfriends co-worker friend lived there also and later when I told her about my visit she finally understood where all the howling and piano playing she could hear in the halls was coming from.

He opened the door and greeted me playing his guitar and invited me in. A dildo was suctioned cupped onto the entrance wall at eye level when I walked in. The first thing I noticed was that there were papers scattered around everywhere with poems on them and a type writer on the dining table with papers jammed in it. It was horrifying I didn’t want to turn my back on him. In retrospect I should have taken more pictures of the place, I got some of them on a drive somewhere truth be told they aren’t that interesting. The carpets looked moldy in parts and stank of puke and vinegar and there were cigarette butts littered everywhere. I asked him about the movies but he was rambling so incoherently about nonsense I couldn’t get through to him and then when he finally understood what I was asking he went silent and looked down. He told me that this is all gone now and that he is no longer that person anymore. He actually apologized to me for all the shit he put me through in the past. I told him my friend and I are fans of your work and he smiled.

As you can imagine it was very uncomfortable being there so I was looking to get ready to leave but he wanted me to stay to hear him play his keyboard piano. It wasn’t actually terrible from what I remember, I did manage to get an external computer monitor off of him in the end for $20 and that made the visit kind of worth it except I realized getting home even the monitor contained the pukey stench of his carpets. I thought it would be interesting as a photographer to go back and capture some of the scenes of this mans bizarre existence but I didn’t hear back and I found out he had died later that month.

Edit: I think he found someone for his pantless roll in the end thankfully it wasn’t me.
I know it's terrible considering all the crap that bus driver just went through, but I thought that video was hilarious because the way the bus driver is telling him to shut up reminds me of those two gangster guys from Looney Tunes.
 

0b555ervant

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Hey all. I was originally just going to post this in the metal elitists thread, but alas it's so dead I'm afraid that nobody will ever see it.

Subhraj Das is an average Indian guy in his 30s or 40s with no noteworthy life skills and a delusional superiority complex. This complex revolves around his non-existent musical project called "Total Damrage" in addition to a non-existent bodybuilding career. He still lives with his parents in a small village in India which explains how gassed-up his head is about so many underwhelming accomplishments, none of which have earned him any income. (Typical signs of an extremely coddled child. ) He complains about music being "too expensive to record" despite running a 200 dollar per month cycle of trenbolone and deca durabolin.

In typical lolcow fashion, he spends the majority of his time self-sabotaging and making a spectacle of himself online. Instead of doing the conducive and constructive thing as an artist: practicing guitar, recording music, presenting music, album art, etc. One might even perhaps reach out to others in a pro-social manner. We call it "networking" in the civilized world.

Instead, this man harasses. Rapid fire. Unwanted advertisement of ten-year-old goods(shirts, posters, etc.) for non-recorded music. He also likes to patronize other men with his bland, outdated diets in offensively broken English. Real excerpt: "This is how me eats me chicken to look like a god." Is it even physically possible to have fewer brain cells? Disgusting.

He also has the typical lolcow victim mentality. Upon infiltrating the Facebook group, "Death Metal Growlposting", he harassed the admins for 48 straight hours with threats of going to the security team for "community violations" unless specific user bans were enacted, because we were "bullying" him. After he had just spent a week telling us all how tough and alpha he was.... Right. So extremely tough. Enjoy.

Partial Dox:
Name: Subhraj Das
Age: ?
Resides in India
Page for his false band that he has never played a note in:
 

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Ribbium

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Okay so I have been invested in this game called "Warframe" for a long fucking time. So much so i hate it. The only reason im even still around is this one player known as hachiro20, or as ke calls himself the "kamasgod".

In warfame there is a really dead pvp mode called conclave with a small dedicated player base. Hachiro (Brandon Judd) has made many youtube videos where he has on multiple occasions embarrassed himself and honestly im struggling on where i should begin with this so I'll start with him as a person.

Brandon is an autistic black male with no father figure with a really big obsession with anime. Not super weeb level but its pretty obvious, he posted a lot of random personal images and information on his Instagram to which his mom replied to. Her name on Instagram is "autism mom" and had the whole jigsaw puzzle "proud mother of autistic child" profile picture. On hachiros facebook he often posted about how women avoid him and dont respond to his advances.

Online persona
So hachiro is a complete autistic loser in real life, however. Online he likes to portray himself a lot more differently.

His youtube is the main way people outside the whole warframe conclave community can interact with him. He often uploads ear bleedinly bad rap videos where he makes references to warframe (conclave specifically).

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoTy-EiEoR_WoYv4Y0h1cYoXClAMmWSZD

This link probably contains more of his terrible raps than anyone would ever want to listen to but it gives you a good indication of the calibre of content.

Theres a whole lot more to this guy but most of it is more relating to the game and the mechanics of the game and without the context from it a lot of the details wont make a lot of sense.
 

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Kitlen

Back from the dead... sort of.
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
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My personal lolcow actually has a thread here on the farms, but people deemed her unworthy of a thread. I won't say who (as I personally know her and feel a tiny bit bad for her), but she does exhibit some rather lulzy behaviors.
1. Very overweight/obese
2. Used to beg for money consistently (finally got a job)
3. Bright dyed hair
4. Brony (or was, not sure on that)
5. Wedding was featured on a fail page on Facebook somewhere (I felt bad, she got married during the pandemic)
6. Very vocal liberal and tranny stan.
7. Keeps risking getting kicked out of her apartment for the mess she and her husband have continually not cleaned.
8. Obscure (albeit semi cool) interests
9. When received said begged for money, used it poorly.
10. Was notable enough to get a thread here on the farms.
 

FingerLiger

Was ist dein Liebingsfach?
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Joined
Oct 28, 2019
Since I was invited to some very degenerated discord servers, I better speak about the experience I made there with personal lowcows.

-Had a lot of edgelords trying to be hardcore cool by shit-talking a good friend of mine, just because they defended themselves after they were told to kill themselves (Funny because Konta was involved in it, and I was not expecting to meet that man but I think Discord server's that have the same amount of retardation attract such people)

-Meet a literal man child by the name of Chreddy_Faztez1997, who took his fetishes a bit too far and probably will become the next Kevin Gibes. That guy talked about how he wanted to eat a living mouse. Not to mention that guy actually wants to become obese just because he thinks it's cute and better than staying healthy, but I am not expecting much from people who call themselves a "Simp/incel Semi-Femboy" and who have no significant personality.

-People who already look like they were born to be cringy, I have seen face pics, and dang some of them were fine but one was looking like your average 2010 emo kid on Tumblr trying to post some deep shit, but ends up giving everyone eye cancer, not to mention they posted the caption.

-Totally overworked staff that was doing such a decent job, the owner didn't care if one of them was already stressed out by all the degenerated drama that originated on one of the servers, that staff ended up just leaving because they can't deal with this shit anymore, I do not blame them I doubt that staying on such servers in the first place is not the best idea if you don't want to lose brain cells constantly.
 

CobraPlissken

The more things change the more they stay the same
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Joined
Jun 19, 2020
Not a current lolcow of mine but reading Jodee Kalra's latest update (her fake sneaker collection) reminded me of a former cow in my life - another pathological liar I once knew and hadn't thought about in ages (spoilered for length and a bit for dramatic effect, I have to admit).

It was a woman who used to pretend to be involved with a certain musician. Now, this musician's work is in a niche subgenre, but he's somewhat famous worldwide - as in, no matter which country you live, if you used to listen to less traditional metal subgenres 10 or 15 years ago, chances are you listened to a couple of his songs, and if you are a fan of the specific subgenre his band belongs to, you almost certainly know who he is. He's quite approachable through his official SM page, where he invites his fans to debate him and among themselves about various topics.

So not only it was easy to befriend other fans there (good times when you could debate nearly any subject without people hating each other) but you'd also see him interacting with her often. The fandom used to be rather tight-knit back then, so if you followed his official page, it was likely you chatted with her a handful of times, found her to be a quite friendly and pleasant person and eventually befriended her.

Depending on how gullible she perceived you to be, she'd spin a yarn so ridiculous you'd either feel sorry for her or pretended to believe it just to see how far she would go, if not both. So here's the gist of her story:

They met in a concert after party right when he was in the process of divorcing his wife. He fell in love so hard with her (despite him being quite attractive and she looking like a POC version of Granny Goffbags) they not only made love and conceived their conveniently sadly miscarried baby but he even got married to her in a very discrete ceremony. Unfortunately they had to break up since eventually he and his wife reconciled without finishing their divorce, and he'd be arrested for bigamy if the authorities knew. He still loved her, you see, but he had to stay with his harpy of a wife for his kids' sake.

It's bad enough she made up such a fucked-up story, but it gets worse:

  • She would download wedding and divorce paper samples and put their names on them.
  • She'd fake whole chats between them both - sometimes with him being abusive to her.
  • She had a male friend with the same build and style to pose for pictures at her place, then she'd post the photos with his face cropped out.
  • She made a profile impersonating him - sort of a "finsta" account, with only a few friends and not providing enough information to have it reported as a fake account, imitating his distinctive writing quirks and interacting with her own profile.
  • She even photoshopped (BW of course) pictures of their wedding ceremony, with ridiculously mismatched head sizes and lighting.
That's not to mention what else she could've told other people, since her story changed depending on the interlocutor. She'd triangulate certain friends against each other so they couldn't compare notes. The fact he's very discrete about his personal life (you don't even know how his wife or children look like) coincidentally helped her keep up the ruse. One of them, a fellow fan who merely took a photo with him looking a bit tired after a concert (as anyone else would look like) was labelled as "the harpy wife of a clearly broken man" to the rest of us; the poor woman had no idea about it, she was just a fan taking a nice pic with her idol just to have a bunch of his fans starting to avoid her for seemingly no reason.

I don't know if he ever got wind of that, since she knocked it off once some people actually close to him eventually learned about her tall tales.

The irony?

They never met each other in person. She never went to a single concert of his band. They're not in the same fucking country.


I've been updated on her by a friend in common, and holy shit, almost 10 years later she's saying she's had another dead baby with the musician. Oddly enough, he's acted crazy lately (from doing a 180º on his beliefs to creating fake accounts to attack his own fans,) to the point other artists from the same scene who once looked up to him are publicly disavowing him. IHe's well on his way of becoming a lolcow. I'd never think he would get to this level of crazy and now I almost wish I had money enough to buy my former friend a ticket to see him.
 

BugMe

Agent Of Chaos
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Joined
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I'm on a private site for sharing music and there's been some entertaining cows on there. One prominent one (for a while) exclusively posted nazi music and there was a brigade of users who hated him, started threads discussing banning the music, bulk-reporting his torrents. They tried to get him banned for voting on a poll with the number "14.88" as well. There's a lot of history to it but long story short he's some french IT guy and unironically a nazi, and he killed himself recently due to an unrelated medical issue (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ose-day-520-000-Capitol-rioters-donation.html)

Some of the haters quietly celebrated on the forum and elsewhere. Since I found out about all the drama around this I have been lurking the forums more and I've started to realize all the prolific posters are trannies. (And I've slowly come to understand why so many usernames seem female-presenting) Specifically there are threads "Post Your Picture" and a thread about tinder dates. The picture thread is quite unfortunate, and the weirdest part is the male users who will reply with heart eyes or say "sexy" or something. The males on the site are generally slacker pothead types, and I don't know if they say these things out of goodwill or they actually want to fuck the dead-eyed lanky man in programming socks and a five 'o clock shadow.

The tinder thread has gripping stories of a 3-month transitioned "lesbian" "woman" who brags about how all her tinder dates tell her such things as "trans girls are the hottest", "it's impossible not to fall in love with you on the first meeting", etc. One girl even wanted an LTR but this beautiful 3-months-on-HRT girl just isn't ready to settle down, and her excuse is specifically because she's only been a woman for three months! "How can you expect me to settle down when I've only been a girl for three months" (I'm thinking coombrain) The other trannies in the thread try to take it in stride and not to reveal their seething jealousy since all they're getting are ugly old men.

The most recent saga is another NEET tranny (most people on this site are NEETS, or at least work some IT job that allows them to consoom all day) who wrote a blog post about her experience in a mental health facility for suicidal ideation. She says she went to this facility and met a specialgender who wants to write a book about LGBT rights and a Vaush-obsessed twitter leftist/ star wars sperg. At first they hit it off but somehow she managed to scare off even THESE exceptional individuals, possibly due to discussing kinks. The post ends detailing how she is going to order more of a certain preservative off Amazon so she can kill herself (she has ordered this product before and posted about it before).

She also browses and argues on 4chan.org/g/ where users talk about her and her embarrassing sperging. Recently on 4chan she (or an impersonator:optimistic:) posted screenshots of her cancelling her order of special Amazon suicide pills to spite the 4chan users (https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/81805367/#q81825721) . She also was bragging about all the private messages she's received (including monetary offerings) since her newest blogpost/suicide threatpost. She's been a meme on /g/ for a while. She enjoys the attention and even used to have screenshots on her profile which contained all the shit-talking about her she received on /g/ but she deleted that (brief moment of lucidity?). She still has multiple paragraphs explaining why she uses some anime waifu as her avatar though! TLDR it's her female spirit animal and this character is heroic or something.

In the past she's been involved in fighting to remove all nazi movies and music from various sites, and getting pronouns added to forum user titles. The latter was almost won but at the last-minute she accidentally slipped up and revealed how she would use this option to derail threads if any normal user accidentally misgendered her.

There's more but this is already terribly formatted and probably not very interesting. I don't want to give too many details because I'd rather not draw attention to the site. There's surely many exceptional people on it but most of them know better than to attract unwanted attention.
 
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Barry Scott

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Okay, I've been following this guy for a while. I found him because of some bizarre comments he made on an astronomy Facebook group.

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TL;DR: Peruvian boomer thinks all of modern physics is wrong and has devised his own theoretical framework which he calls "Scientific Dialectic Materialism". He writes wall of text after wall of text of barely understandable interpretations of physical phenomena, personal definitions of fundamental concepts such as force, mass, energy, etc. Most amusing of all, he constantly challenges people to debates and writes lengthy responses to both trolling and genuine rebuttals/questions using creative insults and calling everyone dumb and/or lazy.

He's the La Filosofía del Conocimiento Científico guy. I took some liberties with the translations to make the messages closer to the writers original styles.

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He then proceeds to say that a ton of feathers > a ton of lead and gives no further explanation.

He has an ongoing imaginary feud with Miguel Alcubierre, a Mexican theoretical physicist whom he hates and constantly shit talks about. To my knowledge, Alcubierre has never even acknowledged his existence.


Other people he hates:
  • Einstein
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Michio Kaku
  • Basically anyone who criticises him.
Despite being seemingly mentally unstable, he teaches at a Peruvian university and appears to be functional. He has a bit of the 'old person who doesn't understand the internet' syndrome and has made a horrifying amount of personal information public. There's so much more about this guy that I didn't include, I'd say he's almost thread worthy but idk if there's enough interest on the Internationale Clique section.

El Time Cube.
 

Tranimal Farm

Femto Sonichu
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Joined
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This is going to be a bit powerlevely and I apologize in advance but it's necessary for the full milky context. Also not gonna use real names cause while this guy was pretty cringey I have no ill will towards him ultimately. Some of it is gonna read like a "shit that never happened"/"and then everyone clapped" post but I swear on pain of trooning out, I'll only tell it as it happened.

Had a few over the years but there was one in secondary/high school who we'll call "Jim". Jim was an exceptional individual of the fedora'd "I don't have swag I have class" variety. As in he would actually wear a fedora to school every day.
Our school had a uniform but for the final two years before graduation boys could choose to either continue wearing the uniform or wear their own suits instead, which most guys did. Most guys would pick and wear suits that would be fairly typical of someone working an office job, professional, but not too stuffy or out there. Jim would wear corderoy trousers with suspenders and a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches that he would wear draped across his shoulders like a cape, instead of just wearing it like a normal fucking jacket. And of course, the fedora was an ever present part of the ensemble.

Jim's self image (delusion) was that of a kind of 19th century literary figure, if they had weebs in the 19th century. He tried to come across as refined and worldly despite being a reclusive teenager with little life experience. Imagine someone who's trying to be Oscar Wilde but not a faggot. To complete his "eccentric creative genius aesthetic" Jim had a small bongo drum that he would carry around with him frequently. I still have no clue what he was really going for with that one. Best guess is because our year had a lot of musicians in it and was considered probably the most musically gifted year in our school Jim thought carrying an instrument would somehow lend him some social credibility, even though he wasn't really a musician at all, didn't even take music as a subject, he just carried this bongo around.

Jim was a resentful little sperg. There wasn't a strict social hierarchy based on popularity in our school but from what hints of it there was, Jim was at the bottom. Jim had a pronounced dislike of guys in our year who he perceived to be more popular than him, even when they were relatively nice to him. But there was one person in particular Jim hated above all others, a guy we'll call Luke. Luke was a bit of a dick, I'd even been mildly bullied by him in our earlier years, but he was charismatic, talented, relatively smart if a bit full of himself and got on well with women, much to the envy of the loveshy Jim. One year we were putting on a play, I won't say which one, but it was a Shakespeare play. Jim desperately wanted the role of one character who was a king/powerful figure type, seemingly because it would help feed his refined gentleman power fantasy. Luke got the role instead. Incensed by this, Jim went on a tismy as fuck rant on his deviantart about how Luke was an uncouth, arrogant, chauvinist moron and how HE deserved the roll in the school play instead. Not long after, word reached Luke who then publicly called him out in front of everyone. This led to some minor drama where the school got involved and got Jim to delete the post as well as get their respective parents involved, even though Luke wasn't really all that bothered, just a sperg talking shit online. During these confrontations Jim visibly seethed with rage, and while raising his voice and dramatically pointing at Luke a la Phoenix Wright OBJECTION! to tell him what an ass he was, Jim was ultimately still an awkward coward, who wouldn't even raise his head and look Luke in the eye as he said these things.

Finally we get to the Love Quest Battle saga, where I come in. In our class there was a girl we'll call Amy. Our boy Jim, being an awkward, loveshy teen with zero romantic experience, had a massive crush on Amy, and everyone knew it. He crushed on her to a harmless but still borderline creepy/obsessive degree where he just wouldn't take the hint she wasn't interested. Amy and I were very good friends, we hung out almost exclusively with each other over our other classmates and this got to the point where rumors had begun to spread that she and I were dating. Even the teachers had begun to speculate this. We never were, we were just friends, in fact she felt she was probably a lesbian, but just didn't come out cause she was still figuring out her sexuality. The problem with these rumors going unconfirmed or undebunked for so long however, was that in Jim's weird little head, he had made me into his de facto romantic rival.

And when I say rival I mean melodramatic, tismy as fuck, anime rival. To Jim, I was the Vegeta to his Goku, the L to his Light, the Sasuke to his Naruto. The Liquid Chris-chan to his Solid Chris-chan. And like all anime rivalry's there must be an epic clash. I'm not proud of it, but being a bit of a fucking tismy spergy weeb myself as a teenager, I have to admit I did lean into it a little bit if only for the dramatic fun of it.

We were on a school charity trip out of the country, I won't say where, but it was a very hot, dry climate and the area we were staying in was a poor (were talking third world poor) arid area miles from the nearest city, that for all intents and purposes was a wasteland, some sparse trees here and there and failed attempts at farmland. There had been a build up in creepy behavior from Jim towards Amy for a while, to the point she was actively avoiding him, not going anywhere without me, ect. This culminated in him giving her a ring as a gift and her asking me to speak to him to get him to back off. I told him I wanted to talk and we went for a stroll through the "fields" (barren, dry, cracked plots of land) nearby. I told Jim what was going on with Amy had gone on long enough, that she had told me to put an end to it, and he needed to get a grip. Jim, visibly annoyed, started going on a dramatic "Oh it's easy for YOU to say. You're lucky enough to spend all your time with her!" type rant, wildly gesticulating with his arms the whole time. (Pretty sure he was also carrying the bongo as we walked, yes he brought it with him on our trip to this fucking third world country) We argued back and forth for a little bit before I finally went "What's it gonna take to get you to get it through your head and back off?" This, was the dramatic cue Jim was waiting for. It was then that he laid down his trusty bongo, turned to face me, and picked up a wooden pole that looked like it had once been part of a makeshift fence for the field we were standing in, wielding it like a staff. I don't remember his exact words when doing this, given it was about 10 years ago now but I'm sure it was along the lines of "Let's find out." Cue the Three Days Grace.mp3 cringe fight music.
Now, as I have said, I was a bit of an autistic weeb myself, and as much as I wanted this whole thing to be behind us and for him to stop being so fucking weird and creeping on my friend, my fucking retarded ass loved the melodrama too much and gave in. He was basically inviting me to beat the shit out of him with a stick, and being a dumb, insecure teen wanting my own sort of "badass moment" I picked up a shorter pole for myself, and raised it ready to fight Jim for m'ladys honor. To this day I still thank any gods who will listen that none of our classmates were there to watch this awkward spectacle.

To be brief, it was a shit show. Jim maybe scraped me a few times here and there but he was awkwardly wielding this big long pole against someone with a shorter, easier to manage pole, who also did fencing (Olympic sword fighting) and was relatively good at it for my age. I'm sure in Jim's mind however, this was the final climactic battle he'd always dreamed of ending the arc on, even if it was completly one sided against him. I'm sure he had this overly romantic image of two noble warriors clashing in this desert like landscape, kicking up dust and clashing as we were always meant to, when it reality, it was one sperg beating up an even bigger sperg with a stick. I hit/stabbed Jim a couple times, never going FULL FORCE, but enough for him to at least feel it and push him back till he awkwardly tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground, at which point, possibly out of humility, possibly out of realizing just how embarassing the whole situation was, Jim conceded defeat, and that was about it. He got up, we shook hands, he was still a little awkward and creepy around Amy after that but I think the fact she asked one of her guy friends to get him to leave her alone that ended in a physical (albeit extremely lame) fight kinda made him finally get the message and leave her alone. Word had reached our classmates that the fight had taken place, but again, thank fuck nobody saw it. And so the anime concluded.

If any of my classmates ever see this post, I don't expect my identity, or anyone elses in the story for that matter to remain hidden for long, given the really specific details, but I mean hey, if you can't own up to being a sperg, you don't really have much right to make fun of them. So I guess the real question is, was Jim my personal lolcow? Or was I the lolcow all along?
 
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yasscat

yass.
True & Honest Fan
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This is going to be a bit powerlevely and I apologize in advance but it's necessary for the full milky context. Also not gonna use real names cause while this guy was pretty cringey I have no ill will towards him ultimately. Some of it is gonna read like a "shit that never happened"/"and then everyone clapped" post but I swear on pain of trooning out, I'll only tell it as it happened.

Had a few over the years but there was one in secondary/high school who we'll call "Jim". Jim was an exceptional individual of the fedora'd "I don't have swag I have class" variety. As in he would actually wear a fedora to school every day.
Our school had a uniform but for the final two years before graduation boys could choose to either continue wearing the uniform or wear their own suits instead, which most guys did. Most guys would pick and wear suits that would be fairly typical of someone working an office job, professional, but not too stuffy or out there. Jim would wear corderoy trousers with suspenders and a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches that he would wear draped across his shoulders like a cape, instead of just wearing it like a normal fucking jacket. And of course, the fedora was an ever present part of the ensemble.

Jim's self image (delusion) was that of a kind of 19th century literary figure, if they had weebs in the 19th century. He tried to come across as refined and worldly despite being a reclusive teenager with little life experience. Imagine someone who's trying to be Oscar Wilde but not a faggot. To complete his "eccentric creative genius aesthetic" Jim had a small bongo drum that he would carry around with him frequently. I still have no clue what he was really going for with that one. Best guess is because our year had a lot of musicians in it and was considered probably the most musically gifted year in our school Jim thought carrying an instrument would somehow lend him some social credibility, even though he wasn't really a musician at all, didn't even take music as a subject, he just carried this bongo around.

Jim was a resentful little sperg. There wasn't a strict social hierarchy based on popularity in our school but from what hints of it there was, Jim was at the bottom. Jim had a pronounced dislike of guys in our year who he perceived to be more popular than him, even when they were relatively nice to him. But there was one person in particular Jim hated above all others, a guy we'll call Luke. Luke was a bit of a dick, I'd even been mildly bullied by him in our earlier years, but he was charismatic, talented, relatively smart if a bit full of himself and got on well with women, much to the envy of the loveshy Jim. One year we were putting on a play, I won't say which one, but it was a Shakespeare play. Jim desperately wanted the role of one character who was a king/powerful figure type, seemingly because it would help feed his refined gentleman power fantasy. Luke got the role instead. Incensed by this, Jim went on a tismy as fuck rant on his deviantart about how Luke was an uncouth, arrogant, chauvinist moron and how HE deserved the roll in the school play instead. Not long after, word reached Luke who then publicly called him out in front of everyone. This led to some minor drama where the school got involved and got Jim to delete the post as well as get their respective parents involved, even though Luke wasn't really all that bothered, just a sperg talking shit online. During these confrontations Jim visibly seethed with rage, and while raising his voice and dramatically pointing at Luke a la Phoenix Wright OBJECTION! to tell him what an ass he was, Jim was ultimately still an awkward coward, who wouldn't even raise his head and look Luke in the eye as he said these things.

Finally we get to the Love Quest Battle saga, where I come in. In our class there was a girl we'll call Amy. Our boy Jim, being an awkward, loveshy teen with zero romantic experience, had a massive crush on Amy, and everyone knew it. He crushed on her to a harmless but still borderline creepy/obsessive degree where he just wouldn't take the hint she wasn't interested. Amy and I were very good friends, we hung out almost exclusively with each other over our other classmates and this got to the point where rumors had begun to spread that she and I were dating. Even the teachers had begun to speculate this. We never were, we were just friends, in fact she felt she was probably a lesbian, but just didn't come out cause she was still figuring out her sexuality. The problem with these rumors going unconfirmed or undebunked for so long however, was that in Jim's weird little head, he had made me into his de facto romantic rival.

And when I say rival I mean melodramatic, tismy as fuck, anime rival. To Jim, I was the Vegeta to his Goku, the L to his Light, the Sasuke to his Naruto. The Liquid Chris-chan to his Solid Chris-chan. And like all anime rivalry's there must be an epic clash. I'm not proud of it, but being a bit of a fucking tismy spergy weeb myself as a teenager, I have to admit I did lean into it a little bit if only for the dramatic fun of it.

We were on a school charity trip out of the country, I won't say where, but it was a very hot, dry climate and the area we were staying in was a poor (were talking third world poor) arid area miles from the nearest city, that for all intents and purposes was a wasteland, some sparse trees here and there and failed attempts at farmland. There had been a build up in creepy behavior from Jim towards Amy for a while, to the point she was actively avoiding him, not going anywhere without me, ect. This culminated in him giving her a ring as a gift and her asking me to speak to him to get him to back off. I told him I wanted to talk and we went for a stroll through the "fields" (barren, dry, cracked plots of land) nearby. I told Jim what was going on with Amy had gone on long enough, that she had told me to put an end to it, and he needed to get a grip. Jim, visibly annoyed, started going on a dramatic "Oh it's easy for YOU to say. You're lucky enough to spend all your time with her!" type rant, wildly gesticulating with his arms the whole time. (Pretty sure he was also carrying the bongo as we walked, yes he brought it with him on our trip to this fucking third world country) We argued back and forth for a little bit before I finally went "What's it gonna take to get you to get it through your head and back off?" This, was the dramatic cue Jim was waiting for. It was then that he laid down his trusty bongo, turned to face me, and picked up a wooden pole that looked like it had once been part of a makeshift fence for the field we were standing in, wielding it like a staff. I don't remember his exact words when doing this, given it was about 10 years ago now but I'm sure it was along the lines of "Let's find out." Cue the Three Days Grace.mp3 cringe fight music.
Now, as I have said, I was a bit of an autistic weeb myself, and as much as I wanted this whole thing to be behind us and for him to stop being so fucking weird and creeping on my friend, my fucking retarded ass loved the melodrama too much and gave in. He was basically inviting me to beat the shit out of him with a stick, and being a dumb, insecure teen wanting my own sort of "badass moment" I picked up a shorter pole for myself, and raised it ready to fight Jim for m'ladys honor. To this day I still thank any gods who will listen that none of our classmates were there to watch this awkward spectacle.

To be brief, it was a shit show. Jim maybe scraped me a few times here and there but he was awkwardly wielding this big long pole against someone with a shorter, easier to manage pole, who also did fencing (Olympic sword fighting) and was relatively good at it for my age. I'm sure in Jim's mind however, this was the final climactic battle he'd always dreamed of ending the arc on, even if it was completly one sided against him. I'm sure he had this overly romantic image of two noble warriors clashing in this desert like landscape, kicking up dust and clashing as we were always meant to, when it reality, it was one sperg beating up an even bigger sperg with a stick. I hit/stabbed Jim a couple times, never going FULL FORCE, but enough for him to at least feel it and push him back till he awkwardly tripped over his own feet and fell to the ground, at which point, possibly out of humility, possibly out of realizing just how embarassing the whole situation was, Jim conceded defeat, and that was about it. He got up, we shook hands, he was still a little awkward and creepy around Amy after that but I think the fact she asked one of her guy friends to get him to leave her alone that ended in a physical (albeit extremely lame) fight kinda made him finally get the message and leave her alone. Word had reached our classmates that the fight had taken place, but again, thank fuck nobody saw it. And so the anime concluded.

If any of my classmates ever see this post, I don't expect my identity, or anyone elses in the story for that matter to remain hidden for long, given the really specific details, but I mean hey, if you can't own up to being a sperg, you don't really have much right to make fun of them. So I guess the real question is, was Jim my personal lolcow? Or was I the lolcow all along?
I needed this read. Thank you so much for sharing.
 
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Scary Sherry 🤣 shes basically a crazy homeless lady who thinks she's a cop and tries to chase people out of public spaces. also she talks to birds
 

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1. I need stories.
2. Allentown, PA? Because of course it's PA.
yes allentown pa lmao

She used to come into my job and try to befriend me (she was homeless so she smelled) and anyone else who would look her way, the way she talks is the typical low 'retard voice' yknow so it was pretty hard to understand her.

She likes to pick up things off the ground/ throw away trash/ collect coins and YELL at anyone who litters because she genuinely thinks shes a public servant, like not in a karen way, like that's her life because she's crazy. somehow she got a neon vest and a fake cop badge; when cops are around she always talks to them and bothers them.

The high school students whistle at her like jokingly (everyone knows who she is) cause she has a huge fat ass.

I have no idea how old she is. anywhere from 40s to 60s. her teeth are mangled, her hair is unbrushed. i dont think she has a family or any carers but she needs them.

There was a rumor that she was raped at a homeless camp and that 'drove her crazy' but i dont think thats true. nobody really knows her backstory, at least that i could find out.

I've seen her on Hamilton street making tweeting noises and yelling at birds.

i havent been to allentown in a while so this is all i remember
 
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NerdShamer

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Aug 21, 2018
There was a rumor that she was raped at a homeless camp and that 'drove her crazy' but i dont think thats true. nobody really knows her backstory, at least that i could find out.
It can happen, but this is at the very bottom of the barrel when it comes to being targeted for raped. Plus, she doesn't sounds like the type who can make a lot of enemies.