True & Honest Fan
Incidentally, the only lawyer who never made an ass of himself in any part of the Weeb Wars litigation was Sam Johnson, who is also a graduate of South Texas. His office is in a strip mall.South Texas is not a good law school generally speaking, but it has an okay reputation for teaching litigation. It's a private law school that matriculates mostly unemployable lawyers who have no other choice but to go into practice as solo practitioners. The fact that Ahmed has managed to survive as a solo practitioner for over two decades at least shows that he has some degree of ability despite his shitty alma mater.