Ralph the Fitness Expert - fit'n this dick

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Banworld

Never knows best.
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There's no way that Ralph can lose weight until he stops drinking. Ade even said that he barely eats anything already, it's just all the booze he drinks, while exercise is good for burning a bit of fat and getting your metabolic rate up. However, your body doesn't burn fat as effectively whilst you're drunk, and so even if you have a massive metabolic rate where you'd be losing weight quickly, if you're wasted for 50% of the day then your body is going to be working through the booze and not burning fat. It's how Ralph has such a massive gunt and such skinny legs.

It's never going to happen anyway, Ralph is much to set in his ways to begin doing things that would really help lose weight such as preparing proper meals and eating at routine times to stop him from over-eating. This guy thinks he can wake up at 5PM, work out for a bit before the Killstream, drink throughout the stream and do it all over again the next day and lose weight.
 

RichardRApe

Everything I do is parody
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Bets on Ralph actually getting in shape within the next 3 years? I think he'll peak at a fatter version of Alex Jones.
I'll take that bet but conditional that he doesn't get incarcerated. No way if he stays a free man he'll get in any kind of "shape".

I mean... technically he's already a fatter version of Alex Jones... He's a fatter version of most people but I think you mean he'll lose 50 lbs which I don't.
 

HOMO FOR LIFE

flaunting her autism like a title of nobility
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I can't wait to see skinny sober Ralph but I probably have a better chance of seeing AOC's tits.
Aw shit. You know how epic it would be to see AOC lolcow thread. I mean there should be one at this point. Just need cuckold drama which seems inevitable at this point.

And then she goes on OnlyFans when she gets exposed for a fraud that she is. Or actually not a fraud. Exactly as her resume states. Lucky barista who is riding on simp euphoria.
 

Pill Cosby

my pronouns are fag/faggot
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Aw shit. You know how epic it would be to see AOC lolcow thread. I mean there should be one at this point. Just need cuckold drama which seems inevitable at this point.

And then she goes on OnlyFans when she gets exposed for a fraud that she is. Or actually not a fraud. Exactly as her resume states. Lucky barista who is riding on simp euphoria.
I agree, she talks a load of shit and constantly contradicts herself. Also the whole "I'm a survivor" bullshit.
 

Cow Poly

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Hi there fatty... we know this is just another grift off your fat NEET incel audience and you are probably about to have the fitness Jew back on (the one they fucking hate) ... but let’s pretend that you are serious.
The pills you take make your gunt-cells retain water and the sugar from hard alcohol creates more gunt-cells.... so fuck off with muh steps and muh laps.
 

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