If being good was easy the world would be paradise
The only way his weight would match up with his size is if he were 5'0 or 5'1". I don't believe Ralph about anything and he for some reason has this capacity to get people to doubt obvious shit... like his height/weight. If he's really 5'5" or above he'd be well over 300 lbs to be that fucking rotund.I'm more inclined to believe Ralph on his weight, it does not get under his skin as much as the jabs about his height. Which I find strange, if asked about whether I'd rather by 5'6" or 275lb I would choose the former every time.
Personally, I think the 5"5'-5"6' range is probably more accurate. Although I would wager on the lower side.
The reason his height gets under his skin so much is that it's calling him on a lie and he's painfully aware of how sad it is that he'd act so tough at 5'1". As far as I'm concerned I have no reason to doubt the police report, and Ralph's word is so fouled at this point by his own propensity to lie that I'm actively encouraged to believe the opposite of what he says when it comes to shit like this.