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World Ram-A-Van MegathreadFor any shitstorms -- minor and major -- that are tied to Ramadan

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PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

This poll will close on Jun 16, 2018 at 2:05 PM.
  1. Nothing happens (lol gtfo faggot)

    3.0%
  2. One or two things happen but the media sweeps it under the rug

    44.4%
  3. Some chick in a hijab gets Negan'd again by some spic with a baseball bat

    27.1%
  4. False Flags Intensify

    24.8%
  5. Truck of Peace

    60.2%
  6. ☩ DEUS VULT ☩ (Optimistic)

    27.8%
  7. Other (Comment)

    3.0%
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  1. Y'all know how whenever you've been fasting since 4 am and can't eat or drink anything till the sun sets so you get delirious and pull some crazy shit that kills a lot of people and then get surprised when a Welshman drives a van through a crowd of people you know because of your shit? Well Muslims do that around this time of the year and this thread is to chronicle any shitstorms that pop up, since we all know Ramadan is that time when the need to Snackbar intensifies.
     
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    Broseph Stalin

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  2. >mfw my religion can massacre crowds of innocents and the mainstream media will blame "THE ALT-RIGHT"(TM) for our actions
    [​IMG]
     
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    #2 OhGoy, May 15, 2018 at 2:11 PM
    Last edited: May 15, 2018 at 2:19 PM
    OhGoy

    OhGoy this... is LofaSofa's curse

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  3. IIRC Ramadan basically doubles your good-kebab points for your islamic actions, which is why stuff picks up this time of year.

    A bunch of coptic Christians will be murdered, but the media only pay attention for a short while before going back to whatever else they were doing, like shrieking about Drumf or whatever.

    That's my prediction at least.
     
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    Sable

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  4. Wonder if we will see any attempts during the UK royal wedding this Saturday, I mean some Ramadamdingdong probably sees it as his destiny to do something there.
     
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  5. Already? Well with all the shit happening in the Middle East right now (for Middle East standards), the shit is really going to hit the fan.
     
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    CWCchange

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  6. Look out! It's double-XP weekend!
     
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    TowinKarz

    TowinKarz Lemme be Your Boogieman!

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  7. Got two predictions here:

    1. Like CWCchange said, worse shit will happen in the Middle East very soon.
    2. Something will happen in Europe. I will sure as fuck stay away from big crowds. Well, that isn't going to be hard anyways.
     
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    NitroShekel

    NitroShekel When the average shekel ain't enough.

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  8. There was a knife attack in Paris just last week, pretty sure this was just a warm up so I bet there will be another attack in France this summer.
     
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    エボラちゃん

    エボラちゃん ♥~No cure for Love~♥

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  9. My prediction for this Ramadan and beyond is more trucks of peace, more pedophile/rape rings get unearthed, more shitty parts of shitty cities get turned into no go zones, more people get killed by mundane every day items in gun free zone, more menopausal European women adopt children that just so happen to have 5 o'clock shadow to have sexual relations with them, more welfare money that was funded by European tax payers get funneled into supporting people that detest them, more said Europeans get thrown in prison for daring to say things may not be quite right with this whole situation, many more Refugees Welcome idiots get raped and killed for their troubles by the very people they adulate

    I also predict that every European country to the north and west of Poland will still think it's a great idea to keep bringing these people in because they're clearly capable of adapting and integrating into these cold rainy hellhole countries filled to the brim with a bunch of heathens that they've been taught their whole lives are complete affronts to their religion and must be subdued or punished.

    Also even though it's not a new thing in the Middle-East by any stretch, I predict antisemitism in Europe will grow to the likes of which we haven't seen since the 30's but lol if Germany of all countries can't possibly fathom why that could be, I guess it'll just be a mystery

    Seriously though, from here on out, Western and Northern Europe deserves zero sympathy for anything that ever happens to them. Their refusal to admit they made the worst decisions possible about this immigration shitshow is finally going to bite them in the ass hard and good riddance
     
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    #9 Hux, May 15, 2018 at 3:28 PM
    Last edited: May 15, 2018 at 6:29 PM
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    Hux

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  10. I think the fasting makes them hangry. They need to eat a snickers.
     
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    GreenJacket

    GreenJacket Na kmetiji je lepo

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  11. I just hope there's no backlash against Muslims for the horrible shit they are about to do in the name of their pedophilic warlord saviour.
     
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    PantsFreeZone

    PantsFreeZone Smartest monkey on the spinning space rock

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  12. My predictions are at least a dozen incidents that the media tries to gloss over or cover up. Also within one year the UK tries to legislate or ban every type of tool or weapon that will be used in these incidents.
     
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    Burned Man

    Burned Man Trans-Legion burnedgender Mormankin

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  13. Aight, so this is a pretty minor one, but Saudis won't get to start Ramadan until Thursday because they didn't see a crescent moon.

    http://www.arabnews.com/node/1303326

    >tfw no sign from moon god :(


    [​IMG]
     
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    Broseph Stalin

    Broseph Stalin Mulcher of Marxists & Crusher of Commies

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  14. Usually I like it when threads on KF get lots of posts.

    If this one does it's because a bunch of religious maniacs have been on a murdering spree, and that's no good.
     
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    Sable

    Sable DANGEROUS CRIS-CROSS DOGGO

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  15. We should predict the death count like that other site (Ramadan Bomb-A-Thon is it?) does.

    I'm going with 1,000 (low end probably).
     
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  16. CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION

    HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DONALD TRUMP CUCKED TO MUSLIMS?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    https://www.siasat.com/news/donald-trump-marks-start-blessed-month-ramadan-praising-muslims-1355782/

    Lowkey tho, kinda glad that he's taking powder away from the libs this year so they can't chimp out over him ignoring Ramadan.
     
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    Broseph Stalin

    Broseph Stalin Mulcher of Marxists & Crusher of Commies

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  17. And for those who hate everything that comes out of Trump's mouth and purposefully go against what he says, this will surely throw themselves for a neverending loop in trying to twist his words around to make him sound Islamophobic while not sounding Islamophobic themselves but they clearly are because the God Emperor Trump made them so.
     
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    Kari Kamiya "A SOOWEESIDE JUMP OFF THE BEEELDING"

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  18. I don't think it'll be that hard for them, really. They'll just screech "HOW DARE HE PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT MUSLIMS WHILE HE LITERALLY GENOCIDES THEM" or something like that. No twisting of words necessary -- they'll just say he's faking any well-wishes towards Muslims, therefore his words should be disregarded completely.
     
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    Warden Cross

    Warden Cross Looking through your peephole.

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  19. Is it just me, or do they start the Ramadan season earlier every year?
     
    Hortator

    True & Honest Fan

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  20. "Hey Achmed, is twofer season now, right? 144 virgin vageens each?"

    "Yes Mohammed, that's 288 bobs..."
     
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    Spl00gies

    Spl00gies Squelch.. squelch..

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