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If you really had to who would you sex?


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Pickle Inspector

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All the more reason to put him in a group home. All those years being sheltered, with parents who didn't properly teach things for Chris to grow out of and to grow up. That's one of the reasons he can't do stuff on his own. Can he pay bills? Yes. Can he drive? Yes. Can he cook for himself? Probably. My point is, these are all things adults know how to do. Chris can do these things because he is an adult, but cannot process the ramifications of what happens when things go wrong. He got into a couple of car crashes, guaranteed his parents bailed him out. Chris will only pay bills when it benefits him, not because he has to. Chris can only cook ready made meals. I know he can read a cook book, but I bet you he doesn't have the timing nor the patience for it.

Chris' only reason for living on his own is because he wanted a woman the same age as him who would make his life comfortable.
I agree, Chris living in a group home is unlikely to happen sadly though since Chris wouldn't want it and likely also wouldn't behave himself there but anyway once his mom is gone I think it's only a matter of time before something bad occurs to him and nobody is there to bail him out.
 
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Blue_Snow

Why am I toxic?
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Ok, time to end the "Is he / Isn't he a pedophile" circlejerk once & for all.

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Lucas and Mimms are OG IRL trolls, they are infallible.
It almost seems like he could be. I know in the past he said he’s ok with incest, so shit like that gives off pedo vibes. I mean a 38 year old tranny who likes mlp and plays with toys just gives off a nonce vibe.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan

Blood must never enter my alcohol stream.
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Not sure if this has been posted yet.
Chris has been watching the anime "Cells at Work" and treating it as actual medical information... and he doesn't even get it right. In the cancer episode they say laughter makes Natural Killer cells healthier so they can kill cancer cells, not the killer T cells. And that information presented in the episode is uncredited at best. He can't even quote an anime he just watched without failing. Fucking hell.
 

Real G

Say hello to the bad guy.
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To be fair, Chris has laughed off every other threat in his life and so far it's worked.
Nah, Chris talks tough and gets away with threats to his life because there are none. But he is a pussy when it comes to him getting hurt. Like when he genuinely thought Clyde Cash was coming to kill him, instead of calling the cops, he shat himself and hid in his room and used a stuff animal as decoy in the bed. Just a couple months back, he went to the hospital because he thought heartburn is a heart attack. Chris will pussyout at a moments notice when he feels ill. If Chris starts to get flu like symptoms, without a doubt he will panic about corona, and rush to the hospital. Which is not the best idea since there aren't enough test kits and most likely just a common flu.
 

TheOnlyYamchaFan

Blood must never enter my alcohol stream.
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Nah, Chris talks tough and gets away with threats to his life because there are none. But he is a pussy when it comes to him getting hurt. Like when he genuinely thought Clyde Cash was coming to kill him, instead of calling the cops, he shat himself and hid in his room and used a stuff animal as decoy in the bed. Just a couple months back, he went to the hospital because he thought heartburn is a heart attack. Chris will pussyout at a moments notice when he feels ill. If Chris starts to get flu like symptoms, without a doubt he will panic about corona, and rush to the hospital. Which is not the best idea since there aren't enough test kits and most likely just a common flu.
I'm betting if he shows the smallest symptom he'll run to barb, asking her to help him diagnose it because chris is an idiot who cares more about his health than exposing his mom to it.
 

TalmudSperg

New Zealander & Agriculturalist
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It almost seems like he could be. I know in the past he said he’s ok with incest, so shit like that gives off pedo vibes. I mean a 38 year old tranny who likes mlp and plays with toys just gives off a nonce vibe.
Its part of the extended adolescence of the 21st century. In the past grown men wouldn't be caught dead playing computer games or watching cartoons.
Yet today they do it (x box and anime are very popular)
 

Jasonfan89

Ki ki ki ma ma ma
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Well he has been breeding the T-virus in his refrigerator for a while.
Now I can't help but imagine Chris trying to outrun Mr x but can barley waddle away before getting an iron fist to the kisser

X gonna give it to ya!


Its part of the extended adolescence of the 21st century. In the past grown men wouldn't be caught dead playing computer games or watching cartoons.
Yet today they do it (x box and anime are very popular)
Hey pension jobs, unions, retirement and the Hallmarks of "maturity" are so overrated. We realized traditional ways of life are dull dull ..dull.


Better stone cold than old



Edit: ok I will conceed and admit overgrown man babies like Chris take it way WAY too far.
 
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