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WolfeTone

Ball Ween Hammer
True & Honest Fan
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Sorry if I'm derailing or repeating but I'd absolutely have to tepidly agree with the concepts being stated in the last 2 pages. CWC came of age in America's, and the whole first world's, explosion into individuality and uniqueness. Primed by the culture of the 60s and 70s, allowed by the policies of Carter and Reagan, and carried forth by thousands and thousands of slavering businessmen, all with some other toy or trinket or TV show to sell. It was a tidal wave of glitter, shiny plastic, glowing lights and unique sounds, a spinning wheel meant to draw in the nation's youth and make tiny ambassadors out of them, before they realized how lame their obsession really is.

If CWC had been born in the 40s, or hell, even the 1800s, they'd have had a job on a farm, they'd have real friends in the livestock, instead of having to manufacture them. Hell, they might have even invented something, optimistically, as most inventions are accidents and CWC has a vivid imagination. Unfortunately, they were born into an empire that cynicalizes everything, a family that babies them, and a state that acts as a sweet nanny instead of a strict caretaker. They grew up in the participation trophy era, and then spent their developmental years engrossed in that concept. Galpals are a participation girlfriend, legos make you feel like you're participating in architecture, taking a bunch of pieces and turning them into a trophy, the legendary Crayola Model Magic pendant is, itself, a trophy of CWC's creation.

Indeed it seems like CWC is a victim, as Aldeous Huxley would say, of excess.
 

Super Colon Blow

Sucks and blows at the same time!
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If you aren’t having fun by all means, there’s other boards for you to browse. I’m personally still laughing at this for various reasons. I guess it’s also just that I’ve been watching for too long - 2008. It’s exactly like X-Files for me. The early Seasons were great, the middle seasons had a lot of gems, and the later seasons were just okay. If I hadn’t been so invested I probably would have stopped watching but I had to see it to the end.
Warning: Autistic scenario.

As the black oil slides across his eyes, double agent Alex Krycek contemplates the eldritch abomination before him. It has a globular, gelatinous body, sticklike arms and legs, and a head that could only be described as a potato with seaweed glued to it in patches. A vile odor of rot and ammonia wafts from it along with various noises that Krycek would rather not analyze. Its dull, sunken eyes show no understanding of its surroundings. Its awkward paws fumble at a crumbling plastic idol that hangs on a chain around its rapidly disappearing neck.

Wait til they get a load of this one, Krycek thought. Was there a way to use this creature to his advantage? Would the black oil even take hold on it?
 

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]

I try so hard and got so far
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Imagine if the TTS exposed Chris to harder drugs like crack. He'd stop spending the tugboat on toys and vidya, that's for sure.
Maybe that happens during the homeless saga, its not like he would have much space to put legos so he will need another thing to consume and burn his tugboat on, and he already does weed and booze. I can imagine a dishoveled Chris high on crack or meth pushing a shopping cart full of sonichu shit around and screaming incoherently, i think is not a question of if, but when
 

TheOnlyYamchaFan

Tonight, on 'where's my liquor?'
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Maybe that happens during the homeless saga, its not like he would have much space to put legos so he will need another thing to consume and burn his tugboat on, and he already does weed and booze. I can imagine a dishoveled Chris high on crack or meth pushing a shopping cart full of sonichu shit around and screaming incoherently, i think is not a question of if, but when
I could easily see chris getting into hardcore drugs as a means to escape reality.

Personally I'd love to see chris get on mushrooms or LSD once just to see what that does to him.
 

Hogar Grupal

Chris Needs Me
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Maybe that happens during the homeless saga, its not like he would have much space to put legos so he will need another thing to consume and burn his tugboat on, and he already does weed and booze. I can imagine a dishoveled Chris high on crack or meth pushing a shopping cart full of sonichu shit around and screaming incoherently, i think is not a question of if, but when

When he was 25, he espoused that drinking and smoking were bad. Now, he's into it (more drinking than smoking). Since Chris likes to think of himself as a celebrity, taking hard substances wouldn't be off the mark. Although, if he were more famous at an earlier age, that would apply. Chris is at an age where most proper celebs are getting their act together and going through sobriety.

Taking those drug now, and Chris being weak minded, he'll get addicted hard to the point of being hospitalized or overdosing.
 

Tikbalang

Wear your shirt inwards out
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I've been thinking about intellectual property in the merge lore
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After the merge, there are two companies who hold the card game: Konami (1218 and Industrial Illusions (yugioh world). So which company has the right on the card game?
 

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]

I try so hard and got so far
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When he was 25, he espoused that drinking and smoking were bad. Now, he's into it (more drinking than smoking). Since Chris likes to think of himself as a celebrity, taking hard substances wouldn't be off the mark. Although, if he were more famous at an earlier age, that would apply. Chris is at an age where most proper celebs are getting their act together and going through sobriety.

Taking those drug now, and Chris being weak minded, he'll get addicted hard to the point of being hospitalized or overdosing.

When he was 25, he espoused that drinking and smoking were bad. Now, he's into it (more drinking than smoking). Since Chris likes to think of himself as a celebrity, taking hard substances wouldn't be off the mark. Although, if he were more famous at an earlier age, that would apply. Chris is at an age where most proper celebs are getting their act together and going through sobriety.

Taking those drug now, and Chris being weak minded, he'll get addicted hard to the point of being hospitalized or overdosing.
He was anti-gay too. Fast forward a few years later and he is dressed as a woman at a gay club giving tips to drag queens. It would bot surprise me at all if he becomes a junkie too given the path he is on, saner people than him have ended worse, specially facing homelessness.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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I could easily see chris getting into hardcore drugs as a means to escape reality.

Personally I'd love to see chris get on mushrooms or LSD once just to see what that does to him.
Supposedly one side effect of shrooms that never goes away or is just so potent it's almost like a permanent alteration to your brain is your creativity is permanently boosted. It only works once the first time you take a shroom but it's where a lot of people who wrote great works of literature got their inspiration from (Lewis Carrol, adonis Huxley hunter s thompson) so really Chris should have tried these years ago probably would have made the sonichu comics less...spergy
 

Pickle Inspector

True & Honest Fan
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I could easily see chris getting into hardcore drugs as a means to escape reality.

Personally I'd love to see chris get on mushrooms or LSD once just to see what that does to him.
The result would probally be quite sad, like Syd Barret sad, but if there's any weens dedicated enough they could go on a foreign trip and take Chris with them to an ayahuasca retreat.
I've been thinking about intellectual property in the merge lore
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After the merge, there are two companies who hold the card game: Konami (1218 and Industrial Illusions (yugioh world). So which company has the right on the card game?
But could the King of Games beat the Level Up Goddess?
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
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After the merge, there are two companies who hold the card game: Konami (1218 and Industrial Illusions (yugioh world). So which company has the right on the card game?

This is both a coping mechanism and a borderline one-man cult so he'll have an answer for absolutely everything and then ignore any contradictions that come from those answers. I'm sure he'll just say either Konami will just perish or that Industrial Illusions will just buy them. Or maybe he won't even see the issue considering he thinks everyone by default likes to share and play nice, and if they aren't, he just has to say "hey pls share guize" and suddenly they'll forget all about IP law and let each other do whatever the hell they want.
 

jc17

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I've been thinking about intellectual property in the merge lore
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After the merge, there are two companies who hold the card game: Konami (1218 and Industrial Illusions (yugioh world). So which company has the right on the card game?
His answer will most likely be as nuetural and boring as can be, "Hmm... the two simply join forces and become one and everybody's happy... yeah."
Why bother putting effort into a story of two companies going at each others throat when he can just fart out a solution.
 

Captain Hank Murph

Captain of Sealab
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This is both a coping mechanism and a borderline one-man cult so he'll have an answer for absolutely everything and then ignore any contradictions that come from those answers. I'm sure he'll just say either Konami will just perish or that Industrial Illusions will just buy them. Or maybe he won't even see the issue considering he thinks everyone by default likes to share and play nice, and if they aren't, he just has to say "hey pls share guize" and suddenly they'll forget all about IP law and let each other do whatever the hell they want.
He makes Konami suffer for ruining a Card Game and for ruining their VG process. Then they make a New Metroidvania, and an Improved Card Game. They'd make Bank.
 
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