Spergichu
I like large fries, but not fried chicken
The ride may not have brakes, but it sure does slow the fuck down sometimes.That's just it. I'm invested. There is no escape.
Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)
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-Look Scully, I know how this sounds but what if he really was somehow possessed by a being from another dimension? Several prominent scientists theorize that universes other than ours are real, is it really so crazy to think that a being could have, through some anomaly, breached the barrier between our worlds and-
-Mulder, he claims to be an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, this is a low point even for you.
Yeah, good post, but I think the way Chris is has at least as much to do with the media of the more recent era vs. all the social mores regarding how we treat weird people.
Chris couldn't be the way he was if it weren't for '80s and '90s youth culture, specifically the ways that video games and collectible card games provided false mental environments for him to lose himself in. The main thing that being born decades earlier would have changed for Chris would be the absence of Commodore, Nintendo, Sega, Pokemon, Sonic, Transformers, MLP etc. at crucial and influential times in his life. Given Chris's personality and family, it isn't like he would have lost himself in reading novels or playing chess or something instead, because he doesn't have the patience for those types of more "difficult" pursuits. I'm not railing against video games or CCGs, but they definitely provided Chris with very, very easy escapism, immersive escapism, all with the sheen of coolness. Arguably the single most unique aspect of Chris is that he takes these childish franchises seriously in a very personal way, incorporating them into a personal religion.
And that's not even going into how, in earlier decades, he would not have had the internet right at the time when he was supposed to be transitioning to an adult. If he was born even a decade earlier, that would mean that instead of the early to mid '00s he would have been hitting his 20s in the early to mid '90s. Without internet distractions during that era, young adult Chris would have been much more likely to have gotten a meaningful, lasting job or two.
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WolfeTone
Hammer Troon™
Sorry if I'm derailing or repeating but I'd absolutely have to tepidly agree with the concepts being stated in the last 2 pages. CWC came of age in America's, and the whole first world's, explosion into individuality and uniqueness. Primed by the culture of the 60s and 70s, allowed by the policies of Carter and Reagan, and carried forth by thousands and thousands of slavering businessmen, all with some other toy or trinket or TV show to sell. It was a tidal wave of glitter, shiny plastic, glowing lights and unique sounds, a spinning wheel meant to draw in the nation's youth and make tiny ambassadors out of them, before they realized how lame their obsession really is.
If CWC had been born in the 40s, or hell, even the 1800s, they'd have had a job on a farm, they'd have real friends in the livestock, instead of having to manufacture them. Hell, they might have even invented something, optimistically, as most inventions are accidents and CWC has a vivid imagination. Unfortunately, they were born into an empire that cynicalizes everything, a family that babies them, and a state that acts as a sweet nanny instead of a strict caretaker. They grew up in the participation trophy era, and then spent their developmental years engrossed in that concept. Galpals are a participation girlfriend, legos make you feel like you're participating in architecture, taking a bunch of pieces and turning them into a trophy, the legendary Crayola Model Magic pendant is, itself, a trophy of CWC's creation.
Indeed it seems like CWC is a victim, as Aldeous Huxley would say, of excess.
If CWC had been born in the 40s, or hell, even the 1800s, they'd have had a job on a farm, they'd have real friends in the livestock, instead of having to manufacture them. Hell, they might have even invented something, optimistically, as most inventions are accidents and CWC has a vivid imagination. Unfortunately, they were born into an empire that cynicalizes everything, a family that babies them, and a state that acts as a sweet nanny instead of a strict caretaker. They grew up in the participation trophy era, and then spent their developmental years engrossed in that concept. Galpals are a participation girlfriend, legos make you feel like you're participating in architecture, taking a bunch of pieces and turning them into a trophy, the legendary Crayola Model Magic pendant is, itself, a trophy of CWC's creation.
Indeed it seems like CWC is a victim, as Aldeous Huxley would say, of excess.
Super Colon Blow
Sucks and blows at the same time!
Warning: Autistic scenario.
As the black oil slides across his eyes, double agent Alex Krycek contemplates the eldritch abomination before him. It has a globular, gelatinous body, sticklike arms and legs, and a head that could only be described as a potato with seaweed glued to it in patches. A vile odor of rot and ammonia wafts from it along with various noises that Krycek would rather not analyze. Its dull, sunken eyes show no understanding of its surroundings. Its awkward paws fumble at a crumbling plastic idol that hangs on a chain around its rapidly disappearing neck.
Wait til they get a load of this one, Krycek thought. Was there a way to use this creature to his advantage? Would the black oil even take hold on it?
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]
I try so hard and got so far
Maybe that happens during the homeless saga, its not like he would have much space to put legos so he will need another thing to consume and burn his tugboat on, and he already does weed and booze. I can imagine a dishoveled Chris high on crack or meth pushing a shopping cart full of sonichu shit around and screaming incoherently, i think is not a question of if, but when
TheOnlyYamchaFan
I caught the monkey
I could easily see chris getting into hardcore drugs as a means to escape reality.
Personally I'd love to see chris get on mushrooms or LSD once just to see what that does to him.
Captain Hank Murph
Captain of Sealab
Tripping Balls and actually making his Sonichu world real?
BigTubboWithLittleChina
Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
'Be impressed, puny mortals, as I wobble my fat hand and a crystal falls off it!'
greninja
Custom Titles are for lame-os.
"As the goddess of CWCville, I curse every single one of you dang dirty trolls!"
Hogar Grupal
Chris Needs Me
Like a child playing with his toys, finds it boring and moves on to something else. Given this is CWC, will he grow bored of it six months later?
TheOnlyYamchaFan
I caught the monkey
Chris thinking he actually is in cwckcville, and he has magic powers, doing weird shit on camera like days long past.
Hogar Grupal
Chris Needs Me
When he was 25, he espoused that drinking and smoking were bad. Now, he's into it (more drinking than smoking). Since Chris likes to think of himself as a celebrity, taking hard substances wouldn't be off the mark. Although, if he were more famous at an earlier age, that would apply. Chris is at an age where most proper celebs are getting their act together and going through sobriety.
Taking those drug now, and Chris being weak minded, he'll get addicted hard to the point of being hospitalized or overdosing.
Chris should get a job sorting glass.
He'll make money, he'll pay taxes, he'll become just like us. Dont throw him away.
He'll make money, he'll pay taxes, he'll become just like us. Dont throw him away.
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]
I try so hard and got so far
He was anti-gay too. Fast forward a few years later and he is dressed as a woman at a gay club giving tips to drag queens. It would bot surprise me at all if he becomes a junkie too given the path he is on, saner people than him have ended worse, specially facing homelessness.
horrorfan89
Now I'm Playing With Power!
Supposedly one side effect of shrooms that never goes away or is just so potent it's almost like a permanent alteration to your brain is your creativity is permanently boosted. It only works once the first time you take a shroom but it's where a lot of people who wrote great works of literature got their inspiration from (Lewis Carrol, adonis Huxley hunter s thompson) so really Chris should have tried these years ago probably would have made the sonichu comics less...spergy
Pickle Inspector
True & Honest Fan
The result would probally be quite sad, like Syd Barret sad, but if there's any weens dedicated enough they could go on a foreign trip and take Chris with them to an ayahuasca retreat.
But could the King of Games beat the Level Up Goddess?
Captain Hank Murph
Captain of Sealab
IDK but maybe a Belmont could be called upon to beat the Level Up Goddess.
The Fool
True & Honest Fan
This is both a coping mechanism and a borderline one-man cult so he'll have an answer for absolutely everything and then ignore any contradictions that come from those answers. I'm sure he'll just say either Konami will just perish or that Industrial Illusions will just buy them. Or maybe he won't even see the issue considering he thinks everyone by default likes to share and play nice, and if they aren't, he just has to say "hey pls share guize" and suddenly they'll forget all about IP law and let each other do whatever the hell they want.
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