Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)

[Meat Pickle]

Why do I get the feeling he'd have the exact same reaction after seeing the Sistine Chapel ceiling...
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I am of course being rhetorical.
I know, you know, we all of us know, it's because he's a fucking moron...

I am under the assumption that he was under a brief state of shock when shown a fanart where he isn't some anime goddess of 80s computer.

 

[The Man In Black]

I am under the assumption that he was under a brief state of shock when shown a fanart where he isn't some anime goddess of 80s computer.

Especially when she isn't drawn with her true and honest vagina

 

[Spergichu]

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Has Chris been talking to Lars again?

 

[rockruff]

Has Chris been talking to Lars again?

god i hope so

 

[Dinner Dog]

Not gonna lie I sort of love this, it's so fucking absurd how can you not.


To quote Mark Corrigan (another fictional character)
"What an idiotic boob"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris retconned his father to have had Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend.

Another comment on fanart (artist later deleted the tweet).

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Chris retconned his father to have had Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend.

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Halloween and Devil's Night soon. I'm praying Bob comes back as The Crow just to shave Chris's hair one more time and call him a boy before fucking off.

 

[horrorfan89]

It id very sad to be reminded there's a whole internet's worth of idiots willing to reenforce Chris's delusions by playing along with them.

Also any one else annoyed as hell with the way he has to constantly announce himself with every goddamn "title" he's given himself over the years? I sonichu in Christine Weston chandler commodores l CPU goddess body. He may as well add all his old names former known as christian formerly known as christopher

 

[Tikbalang]

Not gonna lie I sort of love this, it's so fucking absurd how can you not.

The number one rule in Chris's fictional world is that he can't deny that the OC doesn't exist no matter how absurd it is. I can make Kiwichu and Chris will instantly acknowledge it.

Chris retconned his father to have had Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend.

If that true, it's a warning about Chris's future and he let the creepy being be near Chris.
Either way Magichan let Chris be a dumbass for years

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

An Elizabeth Bathory Rosechu? Not gonna lie, way neater than a Ted Bundy Sonichu.

 

[weegrumpy]

It id very sad to be reminded there's a whole internet's worth of idiots willing to reenforce Chris's delusions by playing along with them.

Also any one else annoyed as hell with the way he has to constantly announce himself with every goddamn "title" he's given himself over the years? I sonichu in Christine Weston chandler commodores l CPU goddess body. He may as well add all his old names former known as christian formerly known as christopher

Can you imagine Chris at an appointment and is called ms Chandler, the twat would exclaim “ it’s Christine chandler Sonichu cpu blueheart , do c_197 to you “ humph heh heh. By the time he said all that the appointment time would be over lol

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Can you imagine Chris at an appointment and is called ms Chandler, the twat would exclaim “ it’s Christine chandler Sonichu cpu blueheart , do c_197 to you “ humph heh heh. By the time he said all that the appointment time would be over lol

Chris insisting that Bob had imaginary hedgehog friends actually made me kind of irritated. It's like, anonymous internet weirdos have more respect for Bob than his own son does.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Chris insisting that Bob had imaginary hedgehog friends actually made me kind of irritated. It's like, anonymous internet weirdos have more respect for Bob than his own son does.

Are you really surprised ?

 

[Chan Fan]

Are you really surprised ?

Nothing surprises us anymore

 

[horrorfan89]

Chris insisting that Bob had imaginary hedgehog friends actually made me kind of irritated. It's like, anonymous internet weirdos have more respect for Bob than his own son does.

Since he's died the ole internet lumberjack has been turned into a hedgehog pokemon abomination, printed on a trading card about fucking, and even denied the right to be dead. Is it any wonder the tardo lardo can't let his dead dad rest in peace?

 

[Tikbalang]

Since he's died the ole internet lumberjack has been turned into a hedgehog pokemon abomination, printed on a trading card about fucking, and even denied the right to be dead. Is it any wonder the tardo lardo can't let his dead dad rest in peace?

When the person is dead, Chris makes shit up even though he can't prove it.

• Dead people becoming sonichu
• Alt Michael Jackson's late-life crisis song
• Ted Bundy's innocence
• Pattie-chan becoming a furry character

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Since he's died the ole internet lumberjack has been turned into a hedgehog pokemon abomination, printed on a trading card about fucking, and even denied the right to be dead. Is it any wonder the tardo lardo can't let his dead dad rest in peace?

Sorry as it's a repost by me but it still feels relevant. When Chris Drew this, I can't help but notice the fear in his eyes, nervousness in his smile, and the awkward way he holds his wrist up, as if pretending to be feminine. Meanwhile Bob continues to look alpha, and leans in, very intimidating. I still dont believe Chris when Bob said he accepted his son as a daughter.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

When the person is dead, Chris makes shit up even though he can't prove it.

• Dead people becoming sonichu
• Alt Michael Jackson's late-life crisis song
• Ted Bundy's innocence
• Pattie-chan becoming a furry character

Still want to see Chris post the lyrics for the Micheal Jackson songs!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Still want to see Chris post the lyrics for the Micheal Jackson songs!

He came up with lyrics for one in a Discord Q&A.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ride_or_Die

 

[Captain Hank Murph]

He came up with lyrics for one in a Discord Q&A.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ride_or_Die

Holy Shit. Now he thinks Michael Jackson was still living? O.O