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Captain Hank Murph

Captain of Sealab
I always believed that bobs biggest problem was his age. He was raising a mentally challenged son at the time where most guys were having grandchildren. He just didn't have the energy. Add into that a toxic marriage and there was really only so much he could do. Still though he didn't have to marry barb. And he sure as fuck didn't have to knock her up. Bob's a great lesson on how not to spend the last quarter of your life.
Chris was Totally the Biggest Oops Baby ever.
 
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@Marvin still haunts Chris/Sonichu's dreams like Freddy Krueger.

Something about expired milk in cereal, Rosechu, and her tolerance to pickles.

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I doubt bob really was a member thought, despite what the media likes to stir up about the Klan being everywhere don't you have to have connections and money to join? I doubt even Robert franklin chandler had ties to old confederate families or the money to buy his way in...less so for bicycle barb who's family still got around by horse and buggy in 1955
I'm pretty sure the Klan hasn't been that elitist or secretive for ages now. I remember listening to an interview with that black musician that became friends with the Klan, and the entire reason that happened was because some random white dude complimented him on his music and flat-out told him he was in the Klan within 10 minutes of meeting him. The image he gave of the Klan was more like a small town social club rather than the Illuminati: a bunch of mostly blue collar guys meeting in bars on the weekends. Most of their Imperial Wizards and Royal Cyclopses or whatever the fuck they're called had pretty banal day jobs, and were dentists and veterinarians and shit.

It's not inconceivable for Bob to have been a Klan member, but it's doubtful given what others have already said. If he had any connection to them at all, it probably amounted to having some drinking buddies that were in the Klan, but it's far more likely that he was just talking shit to frighten the weens.
 

horrorfan89

Now I'm Playing With Power!
I'm pretty sure the Klan hasn't been that elitist or secretive for ages now. I remember listening to an interview with that black musician that became friends with the Klan, and the entire reason that happened was because some random white dude complimented him on his music and flat-out told him he was in the Klan within 10 minutes of meeting him. The image he gave of the Klan was more like a small town social club rather than the Illuminati: a bunch of mostly blue collar guys meeting in bars on the weekends. Most of their Imperial Wizards and Royal Cyclopses or whatever the fuck they're called had pretty banal day jobs, and were dentists and veterinarians and shit.

It's not inconceivable for Bob to have been a Klan member, but it's doubtful given what others have already said. If he had any connection to them at all, it probably amounted to having some drinking buddies that were in the Klan, but it's far more likely that he was just talking shit to frighten the weens.
Ah my bad I haven't been up on the details regarding them in a while but yeah as some have said bob was at best indifferent to blacks and queers and especially when it came to his own son trooning out he couldn't accept it and I'm certain he took his disapproval of it to the grave despite what chris said. Anyway best to leve it as is. Bob wasn't perfect but he was at the very least better for Chris than Barb. He at least tried to wrangle Chris and all his bs he brought upon him in his old age.



Rip Bob may angles sing a chorus of your praises for eternity in heaven...you internet lumberjack
 

Hollywood Hulk Hogan

nWo 4 LyFe
True & Honest Fan
Ah my bad I haven't been up on the details regarding them in a while but yeah as some have said bob was at best indifferent to blacks and queers and especially when it came to his own son trooning out he couldn't accept it and I'm certain he took his disapproval of it to the grave despite what chris said. Anyway best to leve it as is. Bob wasn't perfect but he was at the very least better for Chris than Barb. He at least tried to wrangle Chris and all his bs he brought upon him in his old age.



Rip Bob may angles sing a chorus of your praises for eternity in heaven...you internet lumberjack
Bob wasn't exactly a saint. He did seem to be sue happy (he threatened to sue a Chinese place after Barb got colitis or whatever it was she had) and he did really fuck up Chris by not instilling a work ethic in him. There's also probably a very good reason that his own children pretty much wanted nothing to do with him.

That being said, there's no evidence that he was in the KKK other than that one prank call, in which he was probably just trying to scare some dorks calling him. He was obviously cool with Korean people, since he went to a Korean church, and other than being transphobic and probably homophobic (like most men of his generation), he didn't really seem bigoted. I don't think he ever said anything that would be considered racist against black people, either (that stupid "paint the white house black" joke isn't really racist, just unfunny).
 

TrunksFromDragonballGT

My pronouns are he and her
Bob wasn't exactly a saint. He did seem to be sue happy (he threatened to sue a Chinese place after Barb got colitis or whatever it was she had) and he did really fuck up Chris by not instilling a work ethic in him. There's also probably a very good reason that his own children pretty much wanted nothing to do with him.

That being said, there's no evidence that he was in the KKK other than that one prank call, in which he was probably just trying to scare some dorks calling him. He was obviously cool with Korean people, since he went to a Korean church, and other than being transphobic and probably homophobic (like most men of his generation), he didn't really seem bigoted. I don't think he ever said anything that would be considered racist against black people, either (that stupid "paint the white house black" joke isn't really racist, just unfunny).

how do you instill a work ethic in a retard?
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
I felt bad for bob. He did the best he could do for the situation he put himself in. Barb on the other hand got exactly what she deserved. If theirs any karmic justice in this universe she'll live to be 100 so she can fester in the rotting stink she created. Her death will be the only good thing that she ever brought to the chandler household.

Bob made them financially stable despite their financially irresponsible behavior, and the fucking second he died, they pissed away every cent they had on a lawsuit they were doomed to lose. I don't know how I feel about Chris doing that, if it was his idea or if he even had input on it, but Barb is directly responsible for every single bad thing in her life to such a degree that it almost seems intentional. I can't feel an ounce of pity for her. I don't care if she's suffering or not, but if she is, she earned it.

I really wish someone would press Chris-chan on the fact that his father is supposedly alive and well in C197 and yet he's never made ANY mention of speaking to his father after his death. Is this a line that even Chris-chan won't cross, maybe?

On that note, I've been wondering about what his thoughts are about trying to bring Bobchu back into our reality so he can continue to shoulder the burden of Barb and himself. Chris never complains about having to babysit Barb anymore, either he's used to it by now or Barb is just slowly mummifying alive like a Sokushinbutsu due to neglect. But in retrospect, I'm surprised he never thought about it.
 

Terrorist

Osama bin Ladkin
Bob wasn’t a bad guy. A little bigoted possibly but not bad. He really did try to teach Chris a lot of things and get him to appreciate the world. A lot of the advice in the mailbag Chris gave out but didn’t take himself was probably Bobs. But if Bob ever wanted Chris to do anything - and I don’t just mean like “We have a project to make a table” or “We’re putting down 200 pounds of mulch.” I mean much simpler tasks like “Christian you think you could mow the lawn?” Or “The floors are kinda dirty, could you vacuum?” And Chris would resist and get Barb involved. Then she’d scream at him a bunch to stop harassing Chris and he’d give up. Can’t say I blame him.

What people are missing about the Klan stuff (Bob is obviously bullshitting there IMO) is that he was responding to a troll in a very Chris-like way. Bob created the Greene County Conspiracy stuff and played into his son's delusional persecution complex. He had major flaws as a father.

It's interesting how the politics around Chris have changed. The trolls and people on the old CWCkiforum used to lean liberal, and Chris was often portrayed as this backwards racist sexist homophobe white trash hillbilly to be dunked on by smarter liberals Colbert-style. Ruckersville was peak white trash, but Chris didn't fit into that culture for being too soft, effeminate and nerdy...a lot like the PVCC degenerates, who were sexually-confused autists like him. Now he's peak liberal degeneracy. Oh how times have changed.
 

Argh My Cigar

Good morning starshine, the earth says "hello!"
True & Honest Fan
Bob wasn't exactly a saint. He did seem to be sue happy (he threatened to sue a Chinese place after Barb got colitis or whatever it was she had) and he did really fuck up Chris by not instilling a work ethic in him. There's also probably a very good reason that his own children pretty much wanted nothing to do with him.

That being said, there's no evidence that he was in the KKK other than that one prank call, in which he was probably just trying to scare some dorks calling him. He was obviously cool with Korean people, since he went to a Korean church, and other than being transphobic and probably homophobic (like most men of his generation), he didn't really seem bigoted. I don't think he ever said anything that would be considered racist against black people, either (that stupid "paint the white house black" joke isn't really racist, just unfunny).
Bob wasn't part of the KKK, and yeah, you're straight on the nose- It was just part of an intimidation tactic.

Seriously, put yourself in his shoes; You're an octegenarian World War II vet, you've been through three triple bypasses, a divorce, raising two children to adulthood, and raising an adult-autistic child to 30 years old. This aforementioned autistic child being someone widely known on the internet for exemplifying some of the most bizarre behavior seen in a grown man that's sparked 10+ years of discussion on a dedicated section of a rather well-illuminated internet forum. Then having to deal with a flurry of teenage-something fanatics blowing your landline up day in and out, until you finally decide to just tune out the rest of society to spend your final few years listening to Cab Calloway and Earl Hines in peace whislt reminiscing about your quaint childhood spent in poverty.

At that point you just stop giving a fuck about whatever you say to yet another group of retarded 12 year olds calling your phone screaming "JULLAAAAY, JULLAAAAAY!!!"
 

Chrus Chundlur

Shaved orangutan
The associates he mentioned are probably the Praetor Weens, but if they had already recorded the video at the time of this Tweet what's keeping them from releasing it?
Makes them feel important, I'd guess.

It's a deranged lunatic retard babbling about his childish make-believe delusions about cartoon horsies talking to him, not CIA classified intel, you hopeless mongs.
 

horrorfan89

Now I'm Playing With Power!
Makes them feel important, I'd guess.

It's a deranged lunatic retard babbling about his childish make-believe delusions about cartoon horsies talking to him, not CIA classified intel, you hopeless mongs.
You say that and yet most of Chris's videos these days often read like b.a.t.f videos from a cult raid, or hostage videos by some Tranny liberation front ala an autistic transgender Patty Hearst
 
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