Containment Random Chris Updates - (since April 15 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu)

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Chris-Chan's slender teenage figure

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Slender as a beach ball.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Chris liked the tweet and two things come in my mind

• Because he's autistic and entitled, maybe he wanted this kind of service: to be fed by a mcdonald's employee, preferably female ones
• He can like the tweet, at the same time the message won't apply at him and Barb. He doesn't like the idea of taking care of people with needs

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tch.. Like Chris would ever help anyone

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Do we actually get to see Rosechu fight in the comics, outside face rapping that one guy in the 4cent Garbage Building, or being relegated to cheerleading for Sonichu

She can use some cute hammer to punch Skysoar's droids. What do you think? Is it more canon or should Chris approve my fact and have him call it canon? I dunno. It is my silly memorable guess.

He chose an animal who only wears shoes

And essential white gloves. Don't forget!

 

[naught]

(https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1330197719353331716)
(https://archive.md/UAg9j)

 

[AmnasLord]

Here is a question. We know that trolls love to contact everyone in Chris’s life like Rocky and such.
So why haven’t they ever contacted Chris’s extended family to get their reactions like his half-brother or the half-sister with the PhD? It seems strange that no one has attempted to contact his extended family.

 

[naught]

Here is a question. We know that trolls love to contact everyone in Chris’s life like Rocky and such.
So why haven’t they ever contacted Chris’s extended family to get their reactions like his half-brother or the half-sister with the PhD? It seems strange that no one has attempted to contact his extended family.

How do you know it didn't happen?

 

[AmnasLord]

How do you know it didn't happen?

Nothings been realeased on the wiki so far not even a mention. There would have been a mention surely. I’m just speculating.

 

[naught]

Nothings been realeased on the wiki so far not even a mention. There would have been a mention surely. I’m just speculating.

Right there's no lies in 'Christory'

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Also I seriously hope he understands that modding a shitty skin into a game is completly different from making a character's moveset and animations from the ground up.

Of course he doesn't. He probably thinks you can mod whatever the fuck you want into the game just by typing really fast for a minute, like movies hackers do.

 

[Chan Fan]

like movies hackers do.

*JenkinsJinkies voice* I'm in

 

[Retarded INTP]

Chris already had a pretty poor excuse for a diet (soy sauce and McDonalds anyone?), but if he's gonna start dumping mayonnaise into every recipe because of some retarded "recipe" mostly likely a very outdated Hellmann's advertisement from the 50's then I don't think Chris is gonna make it to 2022, let alone the end of the decade.

Is anyone actually expecting him to survive the decade ? It's near impossible between his health (physical and mental) and the soon-to-be homeless saga. The clock is ticking. OPL is coping.

 

[Tikbalang]

Is anyone actually expecting him to survive the decade ? It's near impossible between his health (physical and mental) and the soon-to-be homeless saga. The clock is ticking. OPL is coping.

At most I don't think he'll reach 60. I don't know any people who live longer whose diet is consist of sodas and fast food.

Answer to his math and geography question

Sonichu doesn't like the magichan's bulge. Forgot that Sylvanna has one.

Reported the impostor

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Answer to his math and geography question
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Sonichu doesn't like the magichan's bulge. Forgot that Sylvanna has one.
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Reported the impostor
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So Sonichu doesn't like looking at his daddychu's crotch. I'm sure that's something he has in common with chris.

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris tweeted a photo of his pony anime statue
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One of the commenters suggested Chris to put it in a jar:
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I'm sure he bought both.

Usually temples are portayed to be clean places and don't covered with materialism whenever possible. His "temple" don't fit the criteria.

Yes it does. It's just that it's a temple to consumerism.

I'm pretty sure she's just supposed to be a tan tomboy...

A tan makes you orange, not negro.

from the ground up.

ground-up*

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Reported the impostor

I hope twitter verifies (something Chris has moaned about not having) that guy and bans Chris.

 

[ZeroCool]

Which one of you sent Chris cat poop in the mail? He was bitching about it on discord.

 

[Eugene90]

Which one of you sent Chris cat poop in the mail? He was bitching about it on discord.

And here I thought Chris was bat-shit crazy.

 

[To Suffer?]

He's basically trying one of those hideous recipes from the 1950s to the 70s that call for either putting mayonnaise on everything or cooking everything into a mold of raw gelatin.
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Also of course he's started watching the hulu animaniacs. Reboot I honestly can't wait for him to sperg about how the animaincs came back from c-197 to star in the reboot

Ahh I see thank you. Do these recipes appear in the show? Is that what inspired Chris to try them?

 

[horrorfan89]

Nope just trying to connect it to something familiar to him, in this case the unusual eating habits of characters like Gonzo

Ahh I see thank you. Do these recipes appear in the show? Is that what inspired Chris to try them?

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris retweeted sonichu fan art from @PresleyDraws that was made for him.

https://twitter.com/PresleyDraws/status/1330808699972059136?s=20

http://archive.md/yd0LV

Archived their Twitter profile:

http://archive.md/IOR9A