Wouldn't it be funny if Tard bux went broke, and the best the government could do is leave Chris laying on a urine soaked mattress on the side of the road.There's nothing he could do that would make it worth it to lose the
Even if he sincerely tried he'd eventually tard out and lose it and if he'd lost thein the meantime, he'd be utterly fucked. He will just continue to collect tard bucks until the day he dies.
I think the only way he loses it is if he really tards out and does something that gets him sent away longer than a year. Even then he'd probably be able to get it back once he was released. Even when they do take it away when you're in prison that's not a punishment. It's just that you are already a ward of the state so why would they pay you more free money on top of that?
Thats pretty much a given that he doesn't truly get his situation, nor will he. If anything he will just inevitably flip the situation around to being how cruel the world is and how this was all a big conspiracy. People take bets on when Barb dies, my bet is how long itll take Chris to try to profit off of it / use it as a conspiracy to further his own delusions.
Its statements like this that make me happy Chris will never be a father, I cant imagine how he'd treat his kids if his only parental guide was his mother.
That actually happened? I thought he was just messing with everyone
Chris has a history of claiming to have been cured of his autism only to use it again as a crutch shortly after to avoid responsibility, gather pity points or because the moron just plain forgot he was supposed to be "cured".
Fuck, I hate Chris' dumbass non-jokes (and how he fully expect them to become trends) with the fury of a thousand A-Logs
in the laundry pile without taking care of the feces?"Chris may be autistic, but he has the sense of humour of a retard
I'd like to see a return of the Spatula Spreader. It is, by Chris's estimation, the greatest device ever conceived.
Manager: *looks at empty shelves, sighs* Chris, listen, we hired you to stock shelves, that means all of the shelves in the aisle. You haven't touched the pickles yet!
ROFL. Ever done custodian work? Even as just an element of another job? Taking out heavy, stinky garbage to the dumpster, sweeping and mopping, scrubbing toilets, unclogging toilets, removing chewing gum from urinals, dealing with used tampons that some ho threw on the floor, degreasing commercial food production machinery, etc. Chris doesn't have the muscles or the balls to do this shit.
You're talking about Chris as if he's still the same old man child of the 2000s. I'm honestly expecting Chris to one day go running around looking for "jerkops" to zap with his electric hedgehog pokemon powers and expect to be paid for it. Because apparently being the defender of Chris's little City state cwcville was sonichus high paying career.
Heh. I'm imagining two cops who've stopped at at the local starbucks inside Kroger's, just a chance to get warm on a cold winter beat. Then suddenly this overweight stockboy in a MLP dress and blue hair naruto runs up to them, makes finger guns as he screeches kachow and other childish sounds. The cops sit perplexed by what they're seeing. when this tubby manchild in a dress 3 sizes too small for him whines about how he's going to 'punish the jerkops from cwckville grocery!' they stand up to leave and suddenly he goes into the fetal position. The cops and everyone in the store hear the loud, wet sound of this bizzare tranny ripping ass as he shits himself. The cops put their coffee down and resolve to never come to this store again.
